Chapter One

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Mid Summer's Night Dream

By

Mimi-Kami-Sama & KinkyKikyo

For all those people who actually read Shakespeare and understand it here are the characters and who plays them.

Lysander- Bankotsu

Demetrius- Inuyasha

Hermia- Kikyo

Egues aka the father- Kaede

Helena- Kagome

Oberon aka Faerie King- Sesshoumaru

Titania aka the faerie queen- Naraku

Faeries- Kana, Kagura, Kohaku

Puck- Jaken

Quince- Renkotsu

Bottom- Suikotsu

Flute- Kyoukotsu

Snout- Ginkotsu

Snug- Mukotsu

Starveling-Jakotsu

Hippolta- Sango

Servant- Kirara

Theseus- Miroku

Mid Summer's Night Dream

Chapter 1

Miroku and Sango were taking a moonlight stroll in the forest.

"Now, my beautiful Sango, is it almost time for us to come together at last and bare each others child?" he said while he stroked her thigh.

With a whip cracking sound, Sango slapped Miroku across the face as she clearly said for the hundredth time" No, you gas producing ass (thanks mom, for this insult)! Not until we get married and that's in four days. Isn't it good enough I said yes to your stupid proposal?"

She heard a stir coming from the trees." Kirara, Miroku get down now! Hirakotsu!"

She shot her boomerang into the darkness of the trees and heard a load thud. A voice came yelling from which it hit. "Why did ye try to strike us?" It was Kaede. (Well, duh. Who else talks like that?) "Oops. Sorry, Lady Kaede." Four figures were coming out from out of the shadows. It was Lady Kaede, Inuyasha, Kikyo and Bankotsu.

"How are ye doing in these troubling times, our holy monk?"

"I am doing quite well, thank you for asking. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"Thyself is a quarrel with thy older sister Kikyo. I am technically older since I have lived longer so I am only thinking of my sister's best chose. Since our parents are dead it seems only right for the next eldest to choose who she marries. Come forth Inuyasha."

Inuyasha steps forward, looking as delicious as he always does. Yumm.

"My holy monk, this is the man I want my sister to marry. I know he will protect her like he always does and that puts me at ease. Come forth Bankotsu." Bankotsu steps into plain view.

"Now this man, holy monk, this man hath bewitched thy sister's heart. I will obey the law. If she does not marry Inuyasha she has to be thrown into the den of the wolf demons. Her fate will rely on them. So which should it be elder sister? You have to be with Inuyasha or be thrown into a pit of savage wolves, according to our law."

"Which is it Kikyo? Inuyasha is a worthy husband. But, of course, you can always be with me and help me bare my children."

Sango picked up her boomerang and smacked it hard on the back of Miroku head.

"We're getting married in four days!"

"Ah, just technicalities." Miroku said with a big, pink bump pulsating on his head.

"Bankotsu is a worthy husband too. I wish my younger sister could look through my eyes."

"But you have to look through Lady Kaede eyes! On the day of our wedding, which is the next new moon, you will either be thrown into the den or marry Inuyasha. Now come Inuyasha, Lady Kaede, my beautiful Sango, let us depart."

They go off into the dark shadows of the forest. Bankotsu came out of hiding to go to his Kikyo.

"My Bankotsu I swear, tomorrow we will run away together."

"Look, Kikyo. Here comes Kagome."

Kagome came out from a split in a tree.

"Hello, beautiful Kagome. Where are you going?"

"You're calling me beautiful? Don't call me beautiful, because I know I am not. Inuyasha only loves your beauty."

"I push him away from me constantly, yet he still drives for my love."

"If only he could be as attracted to my love as you're pushing him away then I'd have him in no time."

"Do not worry anymore, Kagome. He will not be able to see me anymore. Bankotsu and I are running away from this place. Goodbye Soul Sharer, pray that we shall never be found. I wish you good luck with Inuyasha."

Bankotsu and Kikyo ran off in the forest together.

"Even though I am as pretty as Kikyo and look like her it's not enough. It doesn't even matter. I know I am pretty even if Inuyasha doesn't think I am. I will tell him that Kikyo is leaving and then, as usual, will go and pursue her. Won't be that hard, considering all you have to do is find the soul stealers. And if I tell him of Kikyo he might thank me, but I have no chance of him ever considering me as his bride."