Hello my darling readers. So, so, so, sorry I have been gone for so long. School has just been crazy. I will finish Dreamer eventually, promise. For now, I have some other ideas I would like to use. Hope you all like my OC characters. In fact, I love these new guys so much I might do a redo Harry Potter with them. Anyway, this is a parody, made for laughs and is not serious at all. I love the books, but I couldn't resist making fun of them and adding some bizarre twists. This will be a short story, only a few short chapters.
Disclaimer: As always, humph. Do I even need one with this story?
Warning: Parody, may contain inappropriate humor. Actually, does contain inappropriate humor.
So, you think you know how the story goes? I'm pleased to inform you that you're completely and utterly wrong. Ok, so my "biographies" are way less confusing than my actual story. Though, Rita with a pen name made my stories cool (I mean, J.K.R, R for Rita), she did not make them true. I would be a huge hero if they were. It's not like they were all fake. In fact, they are pretty much true until the end of the 5th book. That's when things get really weird.
Harry this is utterly, ridiculous. Did you think you could hijack the entire opening?
Shove off Hermione, this is my story.
Bullocks, Harry. This is our story. All of our story.
Not helping Ron.
If you think for a second that this would be told in your point of view, I will hex you blind. Understood Potter?
I get it Lily. No point in calling me Potter, you are a Potter. Anyway, I'm more of a third person kind of guy and I was going to ask for your help.
Harry, you're not helping. I mean, they don't even know who she is. Hell, they don't even know who I am! I am pretty sure I am the most important character.
Austin, I was getting to it. Honestly, this opening was to introduce everyone. They need to understand before I jump into OUR story.
All of this is going to be cramed into an opening? Are you daft.
He seems to be confused. I blame nargals.
Ginny, Luna, you too?
Of course. We are much more important than that daft cow made us. And the first 5 books are still different!
Ok, so did you want me to use chapter one to fill eveyone in on the diffences?
Yes!
Do you think they'll understand the little stuff is different to? Different conversations, different people doing different things?
Harry, I'm sure they aren't that dumb.
Yeah, Hermione is right. Even if they are, they know now.
Right, Ron. Well, without further interruptions, I present, The True Story of Harry Potter.
Is that really the name we are going with?
Lily, seriously? They won't know what we are talking about unless we use it.
Fine, just get on with it.
Sigh. Just read please. I can't take it anymore.
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