A/N Warning: the game mentioned in this story is dangerous and not recommended to be played. It is made up and has not been played by the author or anyone associated with the author. Again, this game should not be played by anyone so DON'T TRY IT AT HOME! Thank you
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Joy Lewis, Carmen Rodriguez, and Rosalie Lewis. The game Super Slutty is made up by me too so yeah. My plot of course is also mine.
Chapter 1
(Super Slutty)
*Carmen's POV*
"Rock, paper, scissors shoot! Damn it! Rock, paper, scissors shoot!"
"Ha, I win again."
"Whatever. Best 17 out of 33." I say. Me and my best friend Rose were playing rock, paper, scissors on the plane. We've been playing for like an hour now. We're headed to L.A to stay with Rose's aunt for the summer. Maybe you've heard of her. Joy Lewis. As in one of the most famous international super models in the world.
Well we are going to be staying with her at the Palm Woods. Oh yeah, sorry for not introducing myself. I'm Carmela Estela Alma Rodriguez, but you can just call me Carmen. I'm 16 and as you probably guessed I'm Hispanic. I'm the younger of 2 and I live with my dad.
I was losing at this stupid game and I was starting to get a little frustrated. I had only won 2 times out of 16.
"You, my friend, are horrible at this game." Rose says.
"I'm tired of this stupid game. You, keep cheating each fucking time." I say.
"How do you cheat at rock, paper, scissors?" she asks exasperated.
"Your ugly god damn face is throwing me off!" she rolls her eyes and sits back in her seat. I hear her mumble something like sore loser. Sore loser my ass. She was cheating and I know it. I pull out my iPod and start blaring songs by Outkast.
Roses by Outkast
Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's might fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half only got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
(Chorus-repeat 2x)
I know you'd like to thank yo shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-oo
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "Bitch"
I hope she speedin on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash…into a ditch! (Just playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
(Chorus)
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pausing"
Oh so you're-
I get puched in the shoulder and my ear buds get yanked out of my ears by Rose. That wasn't very nice.
"Ouch!" I say while rubbing my ear. Rose was grinning from ear to ear and pointing out of my window excitedly. I look out and all I see are palm trees and water below us.
"Oh my fucking gosh! We are actually landing. This is going to be fun as hell!" she says almost jumping out of her seat.
"You're acting like this is your first time here in L.A." I tell her while snatching my electric yellow iPod out of her hand.
"That's because it is! I've been living in boring ass Arkansas all my life. Farms and fields and countryness. The farthest I've been from home was to Little Rock. It's cool and all but it's not like L.A." she says wide-eyed. I pat her shoulder.
"Same here amiga…same here." I say.
*At L.A.X*
Once our plane touched down Rose and I both immediately shut our mouths. The excitement was so over bearing that we couldn't say anything. We got off the plane swiftly and quietly. For some reason I was kind of nervous. I know that Joy is practically family but she's a fucking celebrity! Family or not she's famous!
Neither Rose nor I brought clothes or anything with us. Rose promised that her aunt would take us shopping or provide us with clothes when we arrived. We walked around the airport aimlessly for a while, looking for somebody holding a sign that says our names.
"This is useless! Are you sure its not under an undercover name or identity? I mean should could be trying to keep us ninja secret." I suggest.
"That's stupid. Joy isn't the kind of person to use 'secret identities'" She says with air quotes and a snort. Psh yeah right.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me-
Rose picks up her cell phone and reads her text message.
"Oh." Is all she says.
"What?" I ask. she puts her phone up in her pocket and then faces me.
"She used the name Rachel Mead for our ride." She says. I look at her and smirk. Ha, I knew I was right. She sighs but smiles. We finally find our driver. A nice looking man in a tux greets us.
"Hello kind sir." Rose says while bowing.
"We are pleased to meet you." I say. I follow Rose's lead but I curtsey slightly. The driver cracks a smile and leads us to the limo. What, wait…a limo? Yeah buddy.
"Now that's riding in style." Rose whispers to me. I nod my head in agreement. The sleek black limo was clean and smooth. The driver opens the door for us. Rose and I share a look for a split second before we both dive head first into the limo. When we both sat down comfortably in the leather seats, we took a good look around. The seats were white leather and stuck to my legs. It was big enough to stand up in. there was a mini refrigerator in-between the seats. Curious, I open it up to find a bunch of champagne bottles and 2 juice boxes. Well ain't that a bitch.
"Does she really think we are this young?" I ask while trying to get my straw into the top. I was failing miserably.
"I mean really." Rose agrees. "It's not like we haven't drunken alcohol before! I'd at least expect her to understand that." she says while sipping on her juice. I nod in agreement. God I hate juice boxes. Why is it so hard to put the freaking straw in?
"Shit!" I say. I put my box down and give up. once you have stabbed yourself with a juice box straw that's it. I'm not doing this anymore. the driver lets down the window thing seperatingthe 3 of us.
"We are here ladies." He says in a british accent. Cool. British accents are smexy. He stops the car, steps out, and then opens our door.
"Thank you Mr. erm…sorry we didn't get your name." I say.
"Sebastian. The names Sebastian." He says in his awesome accent.
"Thanks Sebastian. You have been a great driver." Rose says. he smiles and climbs back into the smexy limo. Me and Rose wave as Sebastian drives off. Well he was very nice. Rose links her arm through mine and we walk into the Palm Woods Hotel. Whoa…
"Oh." I start.
"My." Rose says.
"Gosh." We conclude together. We walk through the lobby taking in the kids and teens just hanging out around the place. Rose almost wanders off but I lead her to the check-in desk. I see someone who was is a dress and Rose and I bump into the counter. Rose rings the bell.
*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, di-*
A hand swats her hand off the bell. A pudgy man in a suit greets us with a scowl. Some customer service.
"What?" he asks monotonously. Rose and I share a look. Rose clears her throat and puts on a very convincing smile.
"Sorry to bother you uh…" she looks at his name tag. "Mr. Bitters sir." The name fits. "Yes, Mr. Bitters, me and my friend Carmen here." she gestures to me. I wave. "We are here to get our room keys. My aunt called earlier, a Ms. Joy Lewis." She says with a mischievious glint in her eye. Mr. Bitters's eyes widen in realization.
"Oh-oh you are miss Rosalie Lewis." He says with a nervous smile. He fumbles around for a room key. He finally finds two and puts them in Rose's hand. "Room 3B. Have- have a Palm Woods day." He says. I bite my lip to repress my laughter. We take the keys and wink at him as we walk off.
We walked off towards the elevator laughing. I pushed the up button on the elevator. Out the corner of my eye i saw a pool. We need to head back down here after we say hi to miss Lewis.
"Okay Carmen. Just act normal around Joy, she's cool. So don't freak out if she hugs you or some sentimental shit like that, she can be real lovey dovey like." Rose tells me. I nod my head with a smile on my face. she hesitantly grabs the handle of the door.
"Just open it already!" I command. She smiles and then opens the door. "Whoa…" this apartment is like the shit! Oh my gosh there is a trampoline and an indoor swing set! I look around some more. A flat screen T.V? I looked around wide eyed at the huge apartment.
"Close your mouth before a fly flies in." Rose says. I hadn't even noticed that my mouth was open. I quickly close it. Next thing I know my brains are getting squeezed out.
"Can't…breathe…lungs…blocked!" I choke out. My attacker lets go and puts their arms on my shoulders. Once I catch my breath I take in the person. Standing in front of me is none other than Joy Lewis and all her glory. Her 5' 10" frame was curvy and muscular in the right places. She was like the definition of brick house 36-24-36. Her short brown hair was pulled back in a messy pony tail and her glossy brown skin was radiant. Her smile lit up the room and she looked every bit the model she is.
Just being in her presence made me feel self conscious about myself. I just realized something. She hugged me! Me! You know what I should calm down and treat her like I would any family member. I mentally prepare myself.
"You must be Carmela. Rosalie has told me so much about you!" she gushes.
"Yeah I'm Carmela, but you can just call me Carmen." I say. She smiles and hugs me again.
"Well its nice meeting you Carmen." She says. she looks over to Rose and then gives her a big hug. Rose awkwardly pats her back, and I snicker a little. After she lets go of her she faces the two of us. "I know you two probably want to take a look around the place. Personally I suggest the pool area. By the way I got this apartment for you guys. Mine is next door and I know you two can take care of yourselves. I got you guys a couple of outfits and I hope you don't mind a few bathing suits." She raises her eyebrows.
"They're ones that I have left over from shoots and stuff, so knock yourselves out." She says. me and Rose look at one another with smirks. "We'll meet back up for dinner at my place later. See you guys later." She winks and then walks out of our place.
Both me and Rose scream and jump up and down. We run to our respective rooms with our names on the door. Mine says Carmela though. I'll change that tomorrow. I get in the room and stop in my tracks. It was all purple and black with splashes of blue every now and then. I grin ear to ear and head to my black dresser and open it up. I find a pink and green 2 piece swim suit. I polka dotted bikini top and solid green bikini bottoms. I pull my black hair up and slip on a visor.
I run out of my room to see Rosalie clad in a black and white stripped one piece with huge sun glasses.
"2 hot mamacitas." I say. She laughs and we walk out of 3B. "Race you to the pool." I say.
"You're on." She says. We get in racing position. "On your mark…get set…"
"GO!" I shout. We take off to the pool. I narrowly missed running straight into two girls. "Sorry!" I yell behind me. The pool comes into my line of vision. I jump up in the air and curl into a ball. "CANNON BALL!" I land with a splash. I resurface and brush the hair out of my eyes. I see Rose on her tippy toes at the edge of the pool. She was on the verge of falling in but she got her footing back and then backs up.
"I'm not wet!" she shouts triumphantly.
"That's what she said!" I shout back while laughing. I get on my back and float on the water. She shakes her head and then smiles.
"I mean the water didn't touch me. I don't want to get water wet. And you should know Carmen, you are after all that she." She says with an evil smile.
"It was ONE time!" I shout. She smirks and then mouths 'sure'. I roll my eyes. Rose sits down at a pool chair and I climb out the pool. I get next to her and shake off the water like a puppy. I plop down in the seat next to her. I grab a towel and dry off my hair. Rose starts hitting my arm over and over again. I look at for an explination.
"I think that its boy time." she says while smirking and looking at the other side of the pool. I follow her gaze and it ends up on 4 teenage guys probably around our age.
"I see what you mean." I say. The four teenage guys were hoarsing around. "Call em out." I say.
"Tall, brunette, lean, and tan…hazel eyes?" she asks. I nod.
"Shortest, latino, black hair…and why is he in a helmet?" I ask. She shrugs her shoulders and smiles.
"Uh, second shortest, spikyish brown hair, brown eyes, and pretty adorkable." She says.
"Yes true. Second tallest, tall…duh. Blond, large eyebrows and eye color is unclear." I state. She tilts down her glasses. Then she takes them all the way off with a devilish grin.
"Carmen, how would you like to play a game?" she ask.
"What kind of game?" I ask reluctantly.
"You've played it before. It's called Super Slutty. Does it ring a bell?" she asks mischievously. God damn it. I despise this game, and if you're in a realationship this game really isn't for you.
"What are the stakes, reward, and how many people?" I ask while closing my eyes.
"Fuck all four of those guys by the first of July. I you win you get 30 dollars. If you lose or fail to have sexual intercourse with all of them you must give up anything and everything alcohol related." She says. I squeal.
"Not my babies." I say clutching myself.
"so do you accept the bet?" she asks with her hand out. I look from her hand to her and then back to her hand. Sleep with four unusually hot guys of give up my alcohol?...decisions, decisions.
"Youre on!" I declare. She smirks.
"Great. Heres your chance to meet your fuck buddies. They are headed over here." she says while pointing. True to her word the guys were indeed coming over.
"It's go time."
A/N Okay again, if anyone tries super slutty I can't stop you but it is my duty to say I am not responsible for any mishaps. Well chapter 2 will be up soon. I'll metaphorically see you guys later.
~Love,
I'm Adorkable~