AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Hey, how's it going? I have been watching a lot of Beavis and Butthead since the summer began and keeping up to date with Naruto episodes and mangas. Also, I saw some Naruto clips with Beavis and Butthead dubs. Since no one would make a fanfiction with Beavis and Butthead in it, I thought of doing one. It willl show how Beavis and Butthead would bring hell in Konoha as they try to pick up chicks and hang out with Naruto and the gang. Please don't hesitate to give me feedbacks and demands on anything. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
Naruto was still waiting impatiently for Jiraiya to instruct him for the planned 3-year period of intensive training. Yet, as usual, the Fifth Hokage assigned him missions as he waited. As every day passed, his impatience grew and grew tired of receiving and completing missions. But today was an exception.
The time was 11:00 AM in the Hokage's office. Naruto entered the Hokage's office.
"Was sup, Old Lady!" shouted Naruto the usual informal greetings.
"Oh, good you're here," calmly replied the Hokage, "Shizune went to call in two of the four people you are about to meet."
"Four people, huh! Who are they! Some tough guys to go on a mission with? Or is it some important VIPs to escort! Come on, tell me!"
"SHUT UP!"
Her shout with the super-sized head enlargement, as if was a genjutsu, made him freeze and yet so scared he could have pissed his pants.
(KNOCK! KNOCK!)
"Come in," the Fifth answered happily; how ironic after that huge yell and enormous rage.
Shizune entered, "here they are, Tsunade-sama."
One of the two men who entered was a bald middle-aged man wearing a suit, shaking and going uhh every 3 seconds (as if he was having a nervous breakdown). The second man was a typical calm hippie with long hair, casual clothes, and socks with sandals.
"Who the hell are these weirdoes?" Naruto wondered as he was staring at those two with his usual fox stare .
"Uhhhhhhh...is this the kid who is going to watch over those two bastards? Uhhhhhhhh..." the bald headed man with the Bostonian accent asked the Hokage.
The second person began to speak, "Pleased to meet you, Naruto. I heard a lot about you from big sister Tsunade. My name is Vandreeson, a teacher, and this is Principal McVicker. We are both from a village not so far from here asking for special help and guidance for two special yet less fortunate teenagers, m'kay."
"Say what!" Naruto had no clue what he was referring to.
"I'll explain" everyone looked to Tsunade, "Vandreeson and I met each other years ago in a rock festival back in my days. That's how he knows me personally. Come to think of it, I think we both got high or something..."
"I don't care about that, granny!"
"SHUT UP!"
He froze again in fear.
"Anyways, there are 2 students they brought with them who are troublesome (like you if I may say so) and you are to watch over them."
"Why me!"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
Froze again.
She immediately calmed down, "you know what? This is getting old."
"Look who's talking." Naruto laughed immediately.
"uhhhhhhh, yeah," McVicker agreed and immediately laughed like a stupid weirdo.
"Aiii!" Shizune shrieked.
"Oh, God...m'kay," Vandreeson saw trouble coming.
MORTAL KOMBAT ! – FINISH HIM!
Tsunade punched both Naruto and McVicker through the roof, up into the sky as both screamed.
"AAHHHHHH! Dattaebayyooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"AAHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhhhh...AAHHHHHHHHH!"
Both fell back down to the Hokage's office.
As Tsunade tried to catch her breath, Naruto and McVicker got up as Shizune held on to Vandreeson due to her fear. Tsunade grabbed Naruto, held him up the air, pushed her face into his, giving him a death stare.
"NARUTO, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WANT TO KILL YOU SO BADLY! But I will wait 'til this mission is over. As for you, McViker, you are an idiot like Naruto! If you want our service, you better watch it."
"Uhhhhhhhhhh...now you're starting to know how I feel about those two bastards we are going to talk about...uhhhhhhhh."
"In that case, let's get back to business. Shizune, bring them in."
"Yes, ma'am."
She headed to the door, leaned out, and called out, "Okay guys, you can come in now."
Naruto looked at the doorway as Shizune came next to him waiting for the two guests.
The duo were teenagers, both wearing T-shirts, shorts, black shoes with white socks...in other words, like dorks.
"Uhuhuh...uhuhuh" The brown-haired one laughed.
"Hehe...yeah...hehe" The blonde haired one laughed.
Naruto gave a weird look to those two.
"Naruto," Tsunade began to introduce them, "meet Beavis and Butthead."
(Playing: BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD TV INTRO).
To be continued...