Hi my first fanfic so go easy on me plese.

Enjoy

"Oommm, I have a normal life," a raven haired boy chanted.

"Aaaargh,spider! Ahhhhh!" someone started screaming their head off.

"Oommm, nothing crazy ever happens here," the boy continued.

"I'll get it!" another voice shouted.

"Shit it's fucking huge, radioactve!" craaak!

There goes the chair. the boy thought as he hear the chair repeatedly connect with the floor. Poor chair.

"Will. You. Shut. The. Hell. Up!" another voice yelled.

Thwock, thwock, thwock. Was the answer.

"I can't concerntrate with all this noise, just freeze ray the little-OH MY FUCKING HELL! WHERE DID THAT THING COME FROM!" more chairs scraping on the wooden floor, something heavy landed on a bed.

"Oommm, I live with normal people," the boy tried to ignore the never ending screaming.

A thump was heard, then footsteps. He felt heavy breath on his face.

"Please will you shut them up!" the boy opened his eyes, revealing two familiar ruby red ones.

He blinked a few times before sighing. There goes my two hour meditation for today,he thought. He looked at his albino foster brother. He had pale white skin, white heair streaked with red, black and purple highlights. It stuck out at every angle, giving it the impression that it wasn't brushed regularly. He slowly nodded as the door burst open revealing two boys. A blonde with blue eyes and wearing a blue tracksuit with blue takkies. And a white haired black boy with golden eyes with cat slits for pupils, was wearing a black T-shirt with black levis and takkies.

"Rex 'n Renn at yer service. Now where's the stupid spider," the blonde strode in with a baseball bat in one hand, quickly followed by the other boy who was carrying a wad of tissues.

"Rex, is a baseball bat really necessary?" the white-haired boy asked.

"Of course it is Ren I mean, Hydron's using a chair for Pete's sake, wait never mind. He dropped it," Rex started looking for the spider while Hydron was trying to shut Lync up.

As Hydron turned his back towards the new arrivals, Rex spotted this biggest tarrantula ever. Taking one look at it, he swung his bat around and hit the thing one shot that Hydron flew over Lync, into the wall while Rex hit the floor and slid under the four bunker. The bat hit Shadow with such force that he stumbled around a bit like a drunk in a bar, then toppled sideways into a light green hammock. Lync, caught in the crossfire, yelped as he got hit in the face with Hydron's shoe and was now trying not to get blood puddles on the floor. Ren rushed over to his aid while Gus, finally registering what was happening, went to help poor Hydron who was half-in and half-out of the house. Sadly, they were on the 3rd floor, so if anything imbalanced him, he would go hurtling head-first to his death.

"When did we get a balcony?" he asked dreamily as Gus dragged him back inside the building.

The boy stood up and started appluading for what he knew would be the start of a very, very, abnormal day.

"Bravo, bravo. Very well-done felow numbskulls."

"Oh shurrup Shun. If everything looks like it's underwater, doe that mean you have a concussion?" Shadow asked as he tried to sit up, but only managing to fall out.

"How the hell do you not fall out of this thing Lync?" he stared up at the ceiling.

"It's easy actually," Came the reply.

Lync threw his head back while gingerly placing a wad of tissues Ren gave him, on top of his nose and pinching it.

"You know that if you're supposed to lean forward right? If you lean back, you could choke on your own blood as it falls down your throat," Gus cheerfully as he tried to relocate Hydron's arm parts back to their normal positions while he started shouting something about killer mice and fire breathing hamsters.

Shun helped Shadow stand up while he shot Gus a look that could kill.

"You're not helping social leper. Do you want Lync to episode on you again. REmember the last time that happened?" Gus shuddered visibly at the memory, Lync had almost committed suicide, luckily he had stopped him just in time but managed to get both of them into hospital, and Lync was only staying there for supervision.

"That's why Lync and sharp objects don't work very well together. Unless we're on a mission, then they go very, very well together. Don't you agree Shadow?" Gus looked at him still leaning on Shun.

"Am I that worthy to answer you? I mean, I seriously am as valuable as Spectra's sweaty, smelly gym socks. I don't amount to much. Why am I still alive again?" he looked at Lync questioningly.

"Of course you amount to something Shadow. Why are you so depressed? The reason tat you're alive is that we need you as a brother, our lives wouldn't be the same. We wouldn't be the Fearsome Five without you. Look at it, we're five different types of people:

Hydron, our leader ond the demented one,

Shun, the ninja and ADHD freaky one,

Gus, the sometimes autistic, social leper and computer wiz,

Me, the scitzophrenic annoyance and undercover cop/secret agent,

and you, the overly depressed creepy one and communicator/info source/disguise guy. All five of us make an unstoppable force and team, on and off the field Shadow. Yes we need extreme councellingbut we would never-"

"Oh cut the crappy lecture already! Ya know what Lync? You are the annoying one, but sadly that whole thing was right," he looked over at Shadow.

"Some words of wisdom my bro. Life's a bitch and then you die, get over it.

Sadly, Shadow looked even more depressed than when they started lecturing him.

"Well why can't I die sooner?"

"Because," Shun sat him on an unbroken chair.

"You complete us," with this news, Shadow's mood turned from complete depression to gloomy.

"So we're chop liver eh? Wonder what Mylene'll say 'bout that. She does risk her life to make sure ya'll alright. Shadow, she gats your happy pills, Lync and Shun your medicatio, Hydron and Gus, your shrink bills. Well, she pays all of your shrink bills," Rex started strumming on Shadow's black and red electric guitar.

"It's not like we need a shrink. I know everybody's names now. Ben's the American, Paddy's Irish, Bob's Jamacan, Love is Xhosa, Murdoch's Scottish, Zen the ninja-"

"Lync! It's not like we need to know the occupation, name and nationality of the many people in your head. I've got enough problems with the man-eating dog!" Hydron snaps.

"Aaaaaaaa-chooooo!" added Rex under the bed, making Ren jump.