Toc here! So umm... we've had way to much study hall time. Therefore, we came up with this... I don't even know. It was fun writing it, and we apologize if it's not very funny for you guys (but it should be... hopefully.) Well, we tried.
P.S. Mim won't be remarking today because she feels overly exposed. Yeah.
Enjoy and comment!
(1) Wake him up in the most obnoxious way possible.
Peaceful... the cherry blossoms outside of his window rustled gently with the passing breeze. The warm rays of sunshine slowly roused Lelouch from slumber. His surroundings were enveloped with a calming silence, only broken by the occasional chirping of songbirds. So rare were these mornings. "An actual day of rest and pea-" CRASH! The sound of breaking glass interrupted Lelouch mid-thought. Groaning, he flopped back into his pillow.
"FREEZE!" a familiar green-eyed, brown-haired man with a 2-inch strip of black fabric wrapped around his face (eye holes cut out of course) yelled, after performing what could only be called a "Spinzaku" flip through the now-shattered window.
The man held a gun filled with pink goo, smelling vaguely of strawberries, and fired it at Lelouch's face, failing of course. Then, with his inhumanly athletic abilities, started chucking ice cubes at the young Britannian, narrowly missing his emotionless face.
"LELOUCH!" he yelled, as he charged ferociously at the ravenette. "GET U-" Unfortunately, he never got to finish, as he slipped on a melting ice cube. Lelouch watched as the intruder not-so-gracefully faceplanted into a glop of ice cream.
"You know that you're going to have to pay for this, along with the other thirty-some windows you've broken, right, Suzaku?"
"Ugh..." Suzaku groaned as he lifted his ice cream stained face off the floor to look at the boy.
"But...," Lelouch began as he rose from his bed. Suzaku's heart pounded as Lelouch gingerly slipped off the mask and tauntingly drifted his lips towards Suzaku's cheek.
"Your choice of ice cream's not bad."