A/N: Hello! It's yet another story from me! Let's see, I'd give you a summary, so here it is...in more detail!

:: When everyone in the fellowship decide to swap places, mass insanity ensues. We finally see Boromir's evil side, Faramir's evil side, and Denethor's nice side! Legolas gets downsized, and Pippin teaches us how to handle a bow properly! Aragorn meets and early end, and Arwen marries...someone else! People start to sing parodies of Disney Songs, and we find out why Boromir will talk with a Jamaican Accent. Disney sues LotR for plagiarism, and Pirates of the Caribbean gets thrown in, along with Harry Potter! Mass insanity and much fun!

Disclaimer: You see, I really don't own Lord of the Rings. Or Harry Potter or Pirates of the Caribbean or Disney. But, if anyone out there has a hobbit for sale, I'll take that. Preferably Pippin and Merry.

Chapter One: The Secret Council of Elrond's Evil Brainchild

"Ok, everyone, now listen up! All of you are getting on my nerves. So, sit down, grab some popcorn, and watch this film so I don't have to talk to you." Elrond mutters. Everyone, which is Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Gimli and Gandalf sit down in cinema chairs like at the movie theatre.

Suddenly, a movie appears on the Wall. Yeah, the Wall.

"This is the one Ring. It is evil and must be destroyed. Normally Gondor would ask for such a gift, but apparently, Mr. Gondor Representative has forgotten his lines. DUR! Now, a Ringbearer must be chosen, and this would be Frodo. Now, no one has any objections, eh? Ok? Good. Go on your stinking little quest." The movie announced says.

"I have an objection. Why can't I be the Ringbearer?" Some people ask.

"Ah, exactly what I wanted to hear! Now, to solve this, everyone put your name in this hat and whosever name you draw, you are that person! No, that's too confusing..erm.... Ok! Now, here's a twelve-sided dice! Roll the dice! If you get a number one, you are Aragorn. If you get number two, you are Boromir. If you get number three, you are Frodo. If you get number four, you are Gandalf. If you get number five, you are Gimli. If you get number six, you are Legolas. If you get number seven, you are Merry. If you get number eight, you are Pippin, and if you get number nine, you are Sam. If you get a ten, eleven or twelve, re-roll. Do this until everyone has another person to be." Elrond exclaims.

"Fine." Everyone says.

Aragorn rolls first.

"Number....2. That means I'm Boromir." Aragorn says.

The Boromir rolls.

"Number...1! Boo-yah! I'm Aragorn!!" he screams.

Then comes Frodo.

"Number...5. Gimli?" Frodo asks.

Next is Gandalf.

"Number...8? Pippin?!" He shrieks.

Then goes Gimli.

"Number...9? Sam. I'm Sam." He says, rather unenthused.

Legolas goes next.

"A number..3! I'm Frodo! I have the Ring!!" He shrieks.

Then comes Merry.

"Number...7? I got myself. I am myself." He says.

"Well, you can re-roll.." Elrond implies.

"No, thanks, I like being myself."

Then goes Pippin.

"Number...6! Ooo! I'm LEGOLAS!! YAY!!!" He shrieks.

"Great." Legolas says.

Last but not least is Sam.

"That means I have to be Gandalf! I'm a Wizard!!" He says happily.

"Ok, everyone, now that you have your other parts, you should all go exchange clothes or something to make yourself look like the person you'll be." Elrond says.

"Ok, Elrond." They all chirp. Everyone walks off.
A/N: Well, did you like it? The great Role Reversal has begun! YAY!! Or not, whatever. So review! And I will give you... PIZZA! Please review my story!!!