30 WAYS HOW TO SCARE,SHOCK, ANGER, ANNOY AND DISGUST UCHIHA SASUKE... (AND MAKE HIM A CRAZY LUNATIC TOO!)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
1. TELL HIM THAT SAKURA AND INO ARE STALKING HIM 24/7.
2. WHEN SASUKE IS HIDING FROM HIS FANGIRLS, TELL HIS FANGIRLS WHERE HE IS HIDING...
3. DRAW HIM AND NARUTO KISSING PASSIONATELY. AND PASTE IT ON HIS FRONT DOOR...(SHH...)
4. SEND HIM A FANFIC THE HAS NEJI/SASUKE PAIRING.
5. BETTER YET, SEND HIM A SASUNARU SHONENAI FANFIC...(RATED T OR M)
6. OPEN KAKASHI'S (PERVERTED) BOOK AND AUTOMATICALLY SMACK IT ON HIS FACE... (CRAP HE'S MAD!)
7. SEND HIM A FAKE VIDEO WITH SAKURA (DRUNK) AND DANCING LIKE A LUNATIC WITH NARUTO...
8. WHEN HE IS TRAINING NONSTOP DO TRANSFORMATION TECHNIQUE AND TRANSFORM INTO HIS MOTHER, MAKE ANOTHER BUNSHIN TO TRANSFORM INTO HIS FATHER THEN SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM...AND SUDDENLY SAY "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!" OR "HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY SASUKE-KUN!"...( BUT I WARN U IF HE JUST PUT HIS SHARINGAN EYES ON...BACK AWAY SLOWLY THEN START RUNNING AND THEN SCREAM "AHHHHHH! HELP ME!")
9. TELL THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD THAT HE IS NOT STRAIGHT HE IS A GAY...
10. CALL HIM A GAY THEN SING "SASUKE IS A GAY!" IN FRONT OF HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS DAMN LIFE...
11. MAKE A WEBSITE NAME IT "SASUKExALL BOYS IN NARUTO" THEN MAKE ALL KINDS OF FANFICTION WITH ALL THE BASTARDS IN NARUTO (NO OFFENSE TO WHOEVER IS THE FANS OF EVERY BOY AND MAN IN NARUTO...) THEN MAKE A LINK AND SEND IT TO HIM...
12. MAKE NARUTO SING A HORNY (NOT TO MENTION CREEPY!) SONG IN FRONT OF HIM WHEN NARUTO IS DONE TREAT HIM TO ICHIKARU'S.
13. SEND HIM A FANFICTION CONTAINING A SASUKE/ITACHI PAIRING IN IT...
14. TELL HIM THAT OROCHIMARU IS IN LOVE WITH HIM.
15. OR BETTER YET TELL HIM THAT KABUTO IS IN LOVE WITH HIM. (EWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT THE...?
16. TELL THE OBSESSED SASUKE UCHIHA FANGIRLS TO HIDE IN SASUKE'S UNDERWEAR AND BOXERS DRAWER. (CONTINUATION ON NO. 17.)
17. WHEN HE IS GETTING ONE OF THAT TELL THEM TO SURPISE HIM BY SIMPLY SAYING " OHHHHHH? SASUKE-KUN WHAT NICE PAIR OF BOXERS YOU HAVE!" (AM I RIGHT ON THIS THING? 'CUZ I'M NOT A BOY TO KNOW THIS THING)
18. TELL HIS BROTHER THAT ONE TIME SASUKE WEAR A LIPGLOSS, EYELINER, BLUSH AND EYESHADOW THEN VIDEO IT ON TAPE TO HAVE AN EVIDENCE OF IT. (ANOTHER CONTINUATION ON NO. 19.)
19. POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND SELL IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE. (AGAIN ANOTHER CONTINUATION ON NO. 20.)
20. WATCH HIS PRIDE WRECK INTO BITS AND PIECES, THEN SUDDENLY LAUGH AT HIM REALLY HARD.
21. GLUE NARUTO ON HIS BACK CAREFULLY (AND IF POSSIBLE QUIETLY), THEN WHILE HE IS ENJOYING THE PEACE AND QUIET OF HIS SURROUNDINGS, THEN MAKE NARUTO SHOUT DO ANYTHING ANNOYING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. (AND IF YOU SEE HIM SHOCKED SPRAY HIM A PEE OF SOME DOG YOU FOUND AT KIBA'S HOUSE... SHIT! IT'S AKAMARU!)
22. WHEN HE IS SLEEPY AND GETTING A GLASS OF COLD WATER, WAIT A SECOND THEN SAY "BOO!" THEN WATCH HIM THROW THE COLD WATER IN THE GLASS RIGHT INTO HIS HANDSOME FACE. (CONTINUATION ON NO. 23.)
23. WATCH HIM SHOUT " ARGGHHHHHHHH! COLD WATER ABSORBING IN MY SHIRT...COLD! COLD! COLD! DAMNIT! ARGGHHHHH!" THEN WATCH SOME RANDOM GUY SHOUT AT HIM " GET A LIFE UCHIHA! SHEESH! YOUR WORSE THAN MY DAUGHTER!"
24. PUT A CREAMY AND TASTY PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS CLOTHES.
25. ANNOY HIM WITH SOME PUPPET NAMED ITACHI 24/7.
26. RECORD ITACHI'S LAST WORDS TO HIM WHILE HE'S A KID AND REPLAY IT TO HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON HIS B-DAY.
27. WATCHING NARUTO AND SAKURA BICKERING NONSTOP...
28. WHEN KAKASHI-SENSEI'S LATE FOR THE 100th (no wait it was past 100th time already shit!) TIME...
29. SMIRK AT HIM WITH NOTHING TO SAY...(OR IN SHORT WORDS WASTE HIS TIME ON NOTHING!)
30. WHEN ITACHI AND KISAME IS BOTH TEASING HIM...AND CALLING HIM WEAKLING.
LOOK! SASUKE'S REACTION ON VIDEO:
"WHAT THE FUCK! THOSE FANGIRLS IN MY UNDERWEAR AND BOXERS DRAWER!" Sasuke shouted looking really horrified "AND MY EX-MASTER OROCHIMARU IS IN LOVE WITH ME WITH HIS CRAZY APPRENTICE KABUTO!" again he shouted looking really disgusted.
WHEN HE CHECK HIS E-MAIL ADD..
"WHAT THE...A STUPID LINK TO A ME AND THE BOYS OF KONOHA WEBSITE?" he shouted again (me: -groans-)
"AND A FANFIC OF ME AND HYUUGA, ME AND THE DOBE AND ME AND MY BROTHER? WHO THE FUCK IS SENDING ME THIS!" he suddenly shouted.
WHEN HE CHECK ALL HIS CLOTHES...
"OMFG! MY CLOTHES! MY BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES! WHY OH WHY IT HAS PEANUT BUTTER IN EACH OF IT!" he shouted crying with agony..
WHEN HE GOES OUT IN HIS ROOM...
"HUH? WHAT'S THIS?" he snatched the picture that I taped on his door, he looked into it but he did'nt understand what the hell is the meaning of the drawing because it was drawn into stickmans (normally, I did'nt draw that...)
End!
Kura: so what'ya think? I really appreciate some corrections and I curse whoever insult this story prepare to die literraly
like that bitch who insulted me and the story I discontinued who she God! Man! she should'nt judge me for who I am, sumtimes anyone sucks at something even movie stars the director of movies anyone on this earth sumtimes sucks! I mean who would'nt sucks at sumthing that's ABnormal...
Sakura and Inner Sakura: you tell her girl! high 5!
Sasuke: hn, she is right. I mean I really suck sumtimes at chakra control...
Naruto: me too!
All of Naruto characters: yeah! and us too! But not in chakra control in other things.
Kura: I really appreciate some corrections and compliments (not the bad ones!) arigato!
nExT cHaPtEr:
30 WAYS HOW TO ANNOY NARUTO...
kUrA: I'M RELLY SORRY FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT MEMBER OF but because of the incident Im not letting some unsigned reviews to my reviews to the story...I'M REALLY SORRY! only for some time but if i change my mind I can let unsigned reviews to be in the reviews of my other story, (mood change, scenary becomes scary) and those who are stuck up snobs who only insults other story Im ready for you I can cuss u with my anger and temper tantrum... you are really dead!( and that's a THREAT) and do not take that opportunity to insult my and the other author and authoress's story some of the unsigned reviewers out there! I'M WATCHING YOU!