(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Zelda characters places or events . .
. if I did I'd be in a money bath. Oh, and I don't own any Warhammer things
either, or I would take an even bigger money bath!)
Hi, I'm Ganondorf, Wesker n' Tyranids ! This is my first fic and I thought of it in French class when I was supposed to pay attention! ( Hope you enjoy! Please review n' stuff!
PART 1: WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!
Chapter 1: The Intro
Hyrule's Dark Age had finally ended with the slaying of the mighty over lord, Ganondorf Dragmire. A small boy only of the age of ten had sealed his fait seven years ago when it all began. . . .
This boy's name was Link; chosen by the three golden goddesses themselves, to one day rid the land of evil as the Hero of Time. He had fought bravely through out the many "trials" the goddesses had lain before him and emerged triumphant over them all to wield the Master Sword as the legendary hero. As he pulled the Master Sword from it's pedestal he also created a bridge between the Sacred Realm and Hyrule. This allowed the Evil One to enter the Sacred Realm and obtain the item he was truly seeking, the Triforce. Link's body was sealed in the Sacred Realm for seven years. In these seven short years, Ganondorf had completely manipulated the land of Hyrule to his will and ruled supreme as the Evil King. Hyrule was plunged into darkness.
As Link came to, he realized what seven years could do. His quest, given by the Sage Rauru, was to awaken the six other Sages and restore peace to Hyrule. Over mountains, under water, through vast desserts, into thick forests and Father Nurgel's (lord of decay) domains, Link succeeded in his long journey and finally brought the downfall of the Evil King. The six sages and the princess of Hyrule had sealed Ganondorf into the void of the Evil Realm for what seemed like ever . . . .
Until one day the three golden goddesses made a decision, they called upon Ganondorf and the others of Hyrule once again and placed them all in the Scared Realm frozen in time for thousands of years, so one day they may protect the land of Hyrule together, as one. But the goddesses had missed the two cogs that would be the completion of there plans, the hero and the princess. They had left them behind in the past and must come for them to fight for Hyrule's freedom, from a new evil. . . .
Chapter 2: The Calling
"Zelda! Zelda wake up!" It was the call of Links worried voice that finally aroused her from her deep sleep. She moaned and rolled over to look at him. "Good, your awake." His speech was quick and fragmented. This wasn't a good sign. "What's the matter Link?", she queried, "and where is Impa? She usually wakes us up. . . ." "That's the point, Zelda", Link shot back his tone rather gruff, "I've looked all over the castle, not a person or guard in sight." "Could Ganondorf have come back?" she looked at him with a frown. "No, he likes to make an entrance, with darkness and monsters n' stuff." Zelda looked outside, it was a beautiful day. "Let's explore together, I think we have a better chance of going together", Link smiled, "I'll let you get changed. . . ." He turned and exited the room.
Zelda and Link both walked out the castle doors and into the courtyard. "Your right Link, something isn't right here." Zelda shot him a glance. "What?" She said upon noticing he was staring. "Oh, holy Din, mother of all. . ." Link gasped, short for words. His mouth an open black pit. Zelda spun around, shocked at the sight. The golden Goddess Din, encased in flame, floated in the air behind Zelda. "Don't be afraid, just listen", The goddess said, her voice like crackling flame, "I have left you two behind." "Behind what?" Zelda asked. "In my plan for the future, please come with me." Before the pair had a chance to respond a bright light consumed them and the were taken to the far future of the year 40K.
Chapter 3: Hyrule Was Never Like This
"Wait!", Link shouted, "you never told us who to see, or-or what to do I-" "Just seek the Gerudo man", the Goddess said, "and that's all I have to say, good bye Zelda, Link." With a blinding flash she was gone. "Ohhhh! We'll never know what to do, we'll die!" Zelda screamed. "Wait, look at our surroundings Zelda, there different. . ." Link said in awe. It appeared that the two were in a huge metal building of some sort. "Heh, heh, heh.", a voice chuckled from behind, "I've been expecting you two. . ." Link and Zelda spun around only to see the smug face of Ganondorf Dragmire.
Link immediately drew the Master Sword and shielded Zelda. "Wait!" Ganondorf's playful tone suddenly disappeared as he raised his hands to the sky. "I mean you no harm!" Ganondorf said and swallowed hard. "How do I know?!" Link screamed at him, his eyes totally fixed on Ganondorfs shaken form. Zelda put a hand on Links tense shoulder. "Maybe he's telling the truth", Zelda said, "there's a first time for everything . . ." "I don't trust the bastard!" Link growled back at Zelda, his eyes still on Ganondorf. "I'm unarmed" Ganondorf choked out. "Really?", Link laughed, "I don't believe you." "Fine, then check me. You'll see I'm not carrying a weapon." Ganondorf smiled a little bit. "Link", Zelda said, "I think he's right, don't check him . . . ." Link lowered the Master Sword, and stared at Ganondorf blankly. "Ha! Good, that's what I thought. Now please, follow me." Ganondorf motioned for them to follow. Both Link and Zelda were reluctant but went anyway.
Chapter 4: The Gang's All Here!
Link and Zelda both followed Ganondorf down a metal passage. Steel girders supported huge metal panels that formed the walls. Florescent lighting illuminated everything except a dark corner or two. Link and Zelda were equally shocked, never before had they seen such a sight. Ganondorf stopped by two double doors that read MESS HALL. "Come on in" Ganondorf turned and smiled as he opened the double doors. Instantly the two seemed to be hit with a wave of noise. People talking, plates clattering, several cooks swearing at each other. Link looked around; he knew all of these people! Ganondorf stood on a table and clinked a glass with a spoon. "Um, excuse me . . .", he had started to say, "please listen!" No one paid any attention. Ganondorf growled. Link thought he could see a vain pop out on Ganondorf's head. Link chuckled. "OH, FOR DIN SAKES LISTEN TO ME!!!!!" Everyone dropped their cutlery and looked at Ganondorf who was standing on a table seething. "Thank you!", he said, "Uhh, ta da!" Ganondorf motioned to Zelda and Link. "Um, hi . . . ." Link and Zelda both said in unison. All Eyes were fixed on them.
"He's here!", a voice shot out from the back of the room, "aww man!" It was Mido. "Shut your trap Mido", Ganondorf said through clenched teeth, "if you haven't noticed I haven't had a chance to eat dinner yet because of these two" He pointed to Zelda and Link before continuing. "I wouldn't think twice before dragging you outside and having a Mido barbecue . . . . UNDERSTAND!" "Uh, yes sir" Mido whimpered, sinking down into his chair. "That's a good boy!" Ganondorf flashed him an evil smile. Link noticed everyone was different. From the way they dressed to the looks on their faces. They all looked sad. "Well, welcome our new friends into the community and um, sorry to bother you! Ahh, and Mido see me in my office tonight, ya little shit disturber, I want to talk to you . . ." Ganondorf smiled at him again. Mido groaned. "No, just screw'n with ya Mido have your night to yourself." The relief that was on Mido's face unsurpassable by any emotion, Link had never seen anything quite like it. "Hey Ganondorf, you going to eat here tonight?" a voice said from across the room. Ganondorf immediately recognized it as Milanah's voice, one of his Gerudo girls. "No, sorry Milanah, I've got to take these two to the sages and eat with them." Ganondorf said with a look of much disappointment. With that he turned and walked out with Zelda and Link.
"I'm sorry for calling you a bastard, Ganondorf." Link stated as they walked down the metal corridor. "It's okay, I've been called worse" Ganondorf said to Link with a smile. "You've changed a lot Ganondorf" Zelda commented. "In a good way or in a bad way?" Ganondorf asked her. "In a very good way" she replied back. "How so?" Ganondorf grinned at her. "You've grown a heart, and by the way you joked around with Mido, it surprised me" Zelda looked up at him with some respect for the man. "I never was cold, princess. I was just royally pissed off for seven years" She laughed, she never thought she would have this type of conversation with Ganondorf Dragmire. "So what happened here?" Zelda queried to Ganondorf. "You'll find out soon enough. The Sages will explain. Speaking of Sages . . . ah, here we are!" Ganondorf opened a door that was just as plain and metallic as the whole complex so far. Link and Zelda followed Ganondorf in. "Take a seat" Ganondorf said. Sitting around the table were the six Sages and nine empty chairs. Ganondorf took a seat. Link and Zelda did so as well.
Chapter 5: Sages And Eldar
"Ahh, the hero and the princess! You're finally here! It's been such along time!" Rauru turned to Zelda and Link with a beaming smile. There was a quiet buzz of welcome among the other Sages before Rauru calmed them down. "What's happened here, Rauru?" Link asked with a frown. "Well you see", started Rauru, "we all arrived here five years before to protect the future." "From what?" Asked Zelda. "From the Invaders" Stated Rauru in a worried voice. "And who are these 'Invaders'" Link asked motioning for Rauru to continue. Before Rauru could say a word Ganondorf cut in. "The Eldar. Vile alien scum trying to make Hyrule into a Slave World. We are a big problem in their eyes and we need to be destroyed. They decimated the land above and forced us to go underground . . . only the Temples remain." Ganondorf leaned back in his chair. "If we can get to those Temples, pray and use the power of the Triforce we might be able to stop them" Saria addressed the group with beaming eyes. "Ha! Five years!", Nabooru said, "it took five years to totally put us underground. If you two would have shown up earlier we would have got to the Temples and kicked that space trash off our land!" She looked at Zelda and Link. "I understand your concern, Nabooru", Rauru said to her, "but, let's eat and we can discuss this in the morning." Rauru waved his hand and like magic, plates formed in front of all nine of them. After they were done eating Rauru turned to Ganondorf. "Please take Link and Zelda to their quarters and wake them up early in the morning. Also, please take Zelda to Nabooru so she can be trained to fight properly." Ganondorf waited for a couple of seconds to see if Rauru was done. "And Link?" Ganondorf asked. "He shall be an engineer/weapon specialist, pilot and tactician as you are . . .", Rauru paused, "and no buts, Base Commander!" "Yes, sir" Ganondorf replied. Links mouth dropped open. "He's the leader?!" Link exclaimed. "Yes" Ganondorf said with a smug smile. "And all those things too!" Link exclaimed again. "Yes", Ganondorf said again, eerily calm. "And", Ganondorf stated, "you'll be taking instructions from me! Is that clear? Link?" "I guess so . . ." Link said bluntly. "Good", Ganondorf said back to him. "Anyway, I'll show these two their sleeping quarters. Goodnight everyone!" "Goodnight Ganondorf!" the Sages replied. With that Ganondorf took the two Hylains out of the room to their beds.
Chapter 6: Out OF Bed!
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Don't keep me waiting, get your lazy asses out of bed!" Ganondorf ran down the hallway of the crew's quarters banging on each door with his fist. Link groaned. He was having the nicest dream and Ganondorf woke him up. "Mmm . . . . Bloody loud Gerudo!" He said as he slipped back into sleep.
Ten minutes later . . . .
Ten minutes later Link heard a series of violent knocks. "Get up boy!" a voice yelled, obviously Ganondorf's. "Don't make me come in there!" The Gerudo warned. "Go ahead!" Link screamed back and then moaned. "Ha, ha . . . . Okay." Ganondorf said on the other side of the door. "Sucker, it's locked!" Link thought to himself with a smile. And like nothing, the door opened to reveal a half amused half pissed off Ganondorf. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Link moaned, more like a yell though. "Key card!", Ganondorf said holding up a laminated card with his ID on it. "They're a bitch I know. Now get changed, I'll be back in five minutes" Ganondorf turned and walked out. Like Link was told to Link got changed into the clothes Ganondorf had given him last night. It was a black T-shirt and camo cargo pants. Just as he said, Ganondorf was back five minutes later. Link opened the door and stepped out and it automatically shut behind him. "Great", Ganondorf said to him, "okay, let's go"
"My Goddesses!" Link cried as he looked around. "Cool, isn't it?" Ganondorf said with a smile. They were standing in a huge docking bay. Fighter jets and their crew made up the many rows and an assortment of vehicles joined them as well. The crewman of the fourth craft in the row waved at Link. "Hey, Link!", He said and took off his helmet. It was James, one of the old Hylain castle guards he knew very well. "Hi James!" Link yelled over to him and he smiled. "Come on, we have some business to attend to." Link looked up at Ganondorf. "You're right" Link said and Ganondorf led him to the weapons storage room.
When they arrived the room wasn't bustling and loud like the docking bay, it was calm and quiet. Only the lights cast their florescent glow on the floor's shiny marble surface. "Ahh" Ganondorf said to himself as he put his ID card into a reader. A very large, bolted door unlocked itself and silently crept open. Ganondorf stepped in, the cool refined air filling his lungs. "Welcome to weapons storage Link . . . . Oh, yes, welcome indeed!"
Chapter 7: Automags To Zappguns
Link looked around again. The room's walls were lined with weapons he could not name. Pointed blades protruded out of one, it looking especially deadly and stood out from all the rest. Link pointed at it. "Razor Jack" Ganondorf said calmly. "What does it do?" Link asked, fascinated. Ganondorf took it down from the wall of death. Ganondorf smiled. "This here, I'm glad you pointed it out Link. To answer your question I'd like to give you a demonstration, but it's too dangerous to do it in here . . . let alone on the firing range." "Why?" Link said with a frown. "The gun works by firing a series of deadly blades at the target at a crazy speed. Ninety percent of the time it will sever the target in half or decapitate. The other ten percent well, the blade may get lodge inside the target causing internal and irreversible damage and eventually result in death." "Wow, sounds unbeatable" stated Link. "It isn't", said Ganondorf, "the Rounds Per Minute or RPM is only thirty. That means one blade for every two seconds. Which is the major flaw of course" "Why's it a flaw?" Link asked. "Because the average RPM for a gun is ninety." Ganondorf shot back. "Oh!" Link said. "Anyway, I brought you in here because I have something to show you, a new project shall I say . . . please, come . . ."
So! Did you like it?! Remember first fic! If you'd like me to write more please send reviews and stuff. Oh, and I'll give you a cookie . . . . Maybe. Bye!(
Hi, I'm Ganondorf, Wesker n' Tyranids ! This is my first fic and I thought of it in French class when I was supposed to pay attention! ( Hope you enjoy! Please review n' stuff!
PART 1: WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!
Chapter 1: The Intro
Hyrule's Dark Age had finally ended with the slaying of the mighty over lord, Ganondorf Dragmire. A small boy only of the age of ten had sealed his fait seven years ago when it all began. . . .
This boy's name was Link; chosen by the three golden goddesses themselves, to one day rid the land of evil as the Hero of Time. He had fought bravely through out the many "trials" the goddesses had lain before him and emerged triumphant over them all to wield the Master Sword as the legendary hero. As he pulled the Master Sword from it's pedestal he also created a bridge between the Sacred Realm and Hyrule. This allowed the Evil One to enter the Sacred Realm and obtain the item he was truly seeking, the Triforce. Link's body was sealed in the Sacred Realm for seven years. In these seven short years, Ganondorf had completely manipulated the land of Hyrule to his will and ruled supreme as the Evil King. Hyrule was plunged into darkness.
As Link came to, he realized what seven years could do. His quest, given by the Sage Rauru, was to awaken the six other Sages and restore peace to Hyrule. Over mountains, under water, through vast desserts, into thick forests and Father Nurgel's (lord of decay) domains, Link succeeded in his long journey and finally brought the downfall of the Evil King. The six sages and the princess of Hyrule had sealed Ganondorf into the void of the Evil Realm for what seemed like ever . . . .
Until one day the three golden goddesses made a decision, they called upon Ganondorf and the others of Hyrule once again and placed them all in the Scared Realm frozen in time for thousands of years, so one day they may protect the land of Hyrule together, as one. But the goddesses had missed the two cogs that would be the completion of there plans, the hero and the princess. They had left them behind in the past and must come for them to fight for Hyrule's freedom, from a new evil. . . .
Chapter 2: The Calling
"Zelda! Zelda wake up!" It was the call of Links worried voice that finally aroused her from her deep sleep. She moaned and rolled over to look at him. "Good, your awake." His speech was quick and fragmented. This wasn't a good sign. "What's the matter Link?", she queried, "and where is Impa? She usually wakes us up. . . ." "That's the point, Zelda", Link shot back his tone rather gruff, "I've looked all over the castle, not a person or guard in sight." "Could Ganondorf have come back?" she looked at him with a frown. "No, he likes to make an entrance, with darkness and monsters n' stuff." Zelda looked outside, it was a beautiful day. "Let's explore together, I think we have a better chance of going together", Link smiled, "I'll let you get changed. . . ." He turned and exited the room.
Zelda and Link both walked out the castle doors and into the courtyard. "Your right Link, something isn't right here." Zelda shot him a glance. "What?" She said upon noticing he was staring. "Oh, holy Din, mother of all. . ." Link gasped, short for words. His mouth an open black pit. Zelda spun around, shocked at the sight. The golden Goddess Din, encased in flame, floated in the air behind Zelda. "Don't be afraid, just listen", The goddess said, her voice like crackling flame, "I have left you two behind." "Behind what?" Zelda asked. "In my plan for the future, please come with me." Before the pair had a chance to respond a bright light consumed them and the were taken to the far future of the year 40K.
Chapter 3: Hyrule Was Never Like This
"Wait!", Link shouted, "you never told us who to see, or-or what to do I-" "Just seek the Gerudo man", the Goddess said, "and that's all I have to say, good bye Zelda, Link." With a blinding flash she was gone. "Ohhhh! We'll never know what to do, we'll die!" Zelda screamed. "Wait, look at our surroundings Zelda, there different. . ." Link said in awe. It appeared that the two were in a huge metal building of some sort. "Heh, heh, heh.", a voice chuckled from behind, "I've been expecting you two. . ." Link and Zelda spun around only to see the smug face of Ganondorf Dragmire.
Link immediately drew the Master Sword and shielded Zelda. "Wait!" Ganondorf's playful tone suddenly disappeared as he raised his hands to the sky. "I mean you no harm!" Ganondorf said and swallowed hard. "How do I know?!" Link screamed at him, his eyes totally fixed on Ganondorfs shaken form. Zelda put a hand on Links tense shoulder. "Maybe he's telling the truth", Zelda said, "there's a first time for everything . . ." "I don't trust the bastard!" Link growled back at Zelda, his eyes still on Ganondorf. "I'm unarmed" Ganondorf choked out. "Really?", Link laughed, "I don't believe you." "Fine, then check me. You'll see I'm not carrying a weapon." Ganondorf smiled a little bit. "Link", Zelda said, "I think he's right, don't check him . . . ." Link lowered the Master Sword, and stared at Ganondorf blankly. "Ha! Good, that's what I thought. Now please, follow me." Ganondorf motioned for them to follow. Both Link and Zelda were reluctant but went anyway.
Chapter 4: The Gang's All Here!
Link and Zelda both followed Ganondorf down a metal passage. Steel girders supported huge metal panels that formed the walls. Florescent lighting illuminated everything except a dark corner or two. Link and Zelda were equally shocked, never before had they seen such a sight. Ganondorf stopped by two double doors that read MESS HALL. "Come on in" Ganondorf turned and smiled as he opened the double doors. Instantly the two seemed to be hit with a wave of noise. People talking, plates clattering, several cooks swearing at each other. Link looked around; he knew all of these people! Ganondorf stood on a table and clinked a glass with a spoon. "Um, excuse me . . .", he had started to say, "please listen!" No one paid any attention. Ganondorf growled. Link thought he could see a vain pop out on Ganondorf's head. Link chuckled. "OH, FOR DIN SAKES LISTEN TO ME!!!!!" Everyone dropped their cutlery and looked at Ganondorf who was standing on a table seething. "Thank you!", he said, "Uhh, ta da!" Ganondorf motioned to Zelda and Link. "Um, hi . . . ." Link and Zelda both said in unison. All Eyes were fixed on them.
"He's here!", a voice shot out from the back of the room, "aww man!" It was Mido. "Shut your trap Mido", Ganondorf said through clenched teeth, "if you haven't noticed I haven't had a chance to eat dinner yet because of these two" He pointed to Zelda and Link before continuing. "I wouldn't think twice before dragging you outside and having a Mido barbecue . . . . UNDERSTAND!" "Uh, yes sir" Mido whimpered, sinking down into his chair. "That's a good boy!" Ganondorf flashed him an evil smile. Link noticed everyone was different. From the way they dressed to the looks on their faces. They all looked sad. "Well, welcome our new friends into the community and um, sorry to bother you! Ahh, and Mido see me in my office tonight, ya little shit disturber, I want to talk to you . . ." Ganondorf smiled at him again. Mido groaned. "No, just screw'n with ya Mido have your night to yourself." The relief that was on Mido's face unsurpassable by any emotion, Link had never seen anything quite like it. "Hey Ganondorf, you going to eat here tonight?" a voice said from across the room. Ganondorf immediately recognized it as Milanah's voice, one of his Gerudo girls. "No, sorry Milanah, I've got to take these two to the sages and eat with them." Ganondorf said with a look of much disappointment. With that he turned and walked out with Zelda and Link.
"I'm sorry for calling you a bastard, Ganondorf." Link stated as they walked down the metal corridor. "It's okay, I've been called worse" Ganondorf said to Link with a smile. "You've changed a lot Ganondorf" Zelda commented. "In a good way or in a bad way?" Ganondorf asked her. "In a very good way" she replied back. "How so?" Ganondorf grinned at her. "You've grown a heart, and by the way you joked around with Mido, it surprised me" Zelda looked up at him with some respect for the man. "I never was cold, princess. I was just royally pissed off for seven years" She laughed, she never thought she would have this type of conversation with Ganondorf Dragmire. "So what happened here?" Zelda queried to Ganondorf. "You'll find out soon enough. The Sages will explain. Speaking of Sages . . . ah, here we are!" Ganondorf opened a door that was just as plain and metallic as the whole complex so far. Link and Zelda followed Ganondorf in. "Take a seat" Ganondorf said. Sitting around the table were the six Sages and nine empty chairs. Ganondorf took a seat. Link and Zelda did so as well.
Chapter 5: Sages And Eldar
"Ahh, the hero and the princess! You're finally here! It's been such along time!" Rauru turned to Zelda and Link with a beaming smile. There was a quiet buzz of welcome among the other Sages before Rauru calmed them down. "What's happened here, Rauru?" Link asked with a frown. "Well you see", started Rauru, "we all arrived here five years before to protect the future." "From what?" Asked Zelda. "From the Invaders" Stated Rauru in a worried voice. "And who are these 'Invaders'" Link asked motioning for Rauru to continue. Before Rauru could say a word Ganondorf cut in. "The Eldar. Vile alien scum trying to make Hyrule into a Slave World. We are a big problem in their eyes and we need to be destroyed. They decimated the land above and forced us to go underground . . . only the Temples remain." Ganondorf leaned back in his chair. "If we can get to those Temples, pray and use the power of the Triforce we might be able to stop them" Saria addressed the group with beaming eyes. "Ha! Five years!", Nabooru said, "it took five years to totally put us underground. If you two would have shown up earlier we would have got to the Temples and kicked that space trash off our land!" She looked at Zelda and Link. "I understand your concern, Nabooru", Rauru said to her, "but, let's eat and we can discuss this in the morning." Rauru waved his hand and like magic, plates formed in front of all nine of them. After they were done eating Rauru turned to Ganondorf. "Please take Link and Zelda to their quarters and wake them up early in the morning. Also, please take Zelda to Nabooru so she can be trained to fight properly." Ganondorf waited for a couple of seconds to see if Rauru was done. "And Link?" Ganondorf asked. "He shall be an engineer/weapon specialist, pilot and tactician as you are . . .", Rauru paused, "and no buts, Base Commander!" "Yes, sir" Ganondorf replied. Links mouth dropped open. "He's the leader?!" Link exclaimed. "Yes" Ganondorf said with a smug smile. "And all those things too!" Link exclaimed again. "Yes", Ganondorf said again, eerily calm. "And", Ganondorf stated, "you'll be taking instructions from me! Is that clear? Link?" "I guess so . . ." Link said bluntly. "Good", Ganondorf said back to him. "Anyway, I'll show these two their sleeping quarters. Goodnight everyone!" "Goodnight Ganondorf!" the Sages replied. With that Ganondorf took the two Hylains out of the room to their beds.
Chapter 6: Out OF Bed!
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Don't keep me waiting, get your lazy asses out of bed!" Ganondorf ran down the hallway of the crew's quarters banging on each door with his fist. Link groaned. He was having the nicest dream and Ganondorf woke him up. "Mmm . . . . Bloody loud Gerudo!" He said as he slipped back into sleep.
Ten minutes later . . . .
Ten minutes later Link heard a series of violent knocks. "Get up boy!" a voice yelled, obviously Ganondorf's. "Don't make me come in there!" The Gerudo warned. "Go ahead!" Link screamed back and then moaned. "Ha, ha . . . . Okay." Ganondorf said on the other side of the door. "Sucker, it's locked!" Link thought to himself with a smile. And like nothing, the door opened to reveal a half amused half pissed off Ganondorf. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Link moaned, more like a yell though. "Key card!", Ganondorf said holding up a laminated card with his ID on it. "They're a bitch I know. Now get changed, I'll be back in five minutes" Ganondorf turned and walked out. Like Link was told to Link got changed into the clothes Ganondorf had given him last night. It was a black T-shirt and camo cargo pants. Just as he said, Ganondorf was back five minutes later. Link opened the door and stepped out and it automatically shut behind him. "Great", Ganondorf said to him, "okay, let's go"
"My Goddesses!" Link cried as he looked around. "Cool, isn't it?" Ganondorf said with a smile. They were standing in a huge docking bay. Fighter jets and their crew made up the many rows and an assortment of vehicles joined them as well. The crewman of the fourth craft in the row waved at Link. "Hey, Link!", He said and took off his helmet. It was James, one of the old Hylain castle guards he knew very well. "Hi James!" Link yelled over to him and he smiled. "Come on, we have some business to attend to." Link looked up at Ganondorf. "You're right" Link said and Ganondorf led him to the weapons storage room.
When they arrived the room wasn't bustling and loud like the docking bay, it was calm and quiet. Only the lights cast their florescent glow on the floor's shiny marble surface. "Ahh" Ganondorf said to himself as he put his ID card into a reader. A very large, bolted door unlocked itself and silently crept open. Ganondorf stepped in, the cool refined air filling his lungs. "Welcome to weapons storage Link . . . . Oh, yes, welcome indeed!"
Chapter 7: Automags To Zappguns
Link looked around again. The room's walls were lined with weapons he could not name. Pointed blades protruded out of one, it looking especially deadly and stood out from all the rest. Link pointed at it. "Razor Jack" Ganondorf said calmly. "What does it do?" Link asked, fascinated. Ganondorf took it down from the wall of death. Ganondorf smiled. "This here, I'm glad you pointed it out Link. To answer your question I'd like to give you a demonstration, but it's too dangerous to do it in here . . . let alone on the firing range." "Why?" Link said with a frown. "The gun works by firing a series of deadly blades at the target at a crazy speed. Ninety percent of the time it will sever the target in half or decapitate. The other ten percent well, the blade may get lodge inside the target causing internal and irreversible damage and eventually result in death." "Wow, sounds unbeatable" stated Link. "It isn't", said Ganondorf, "the Rounds Per Minute or RPM is only thirty. That means one blade for every two seconds. Which is the major flaw of course" "Why's it a flaw?" Link asked. "Because the average RPM for a gun is ninety." Ganondorf shot back. "Oh!" Link said. "Anyway, I brought you in here because I have something to show you, a new project shall I say . . . please, come . . ."
So! Did you like it?! Remember first fic! If you'd like me to write more please send reviews and stuff. Oh, and I'll give you a cookie . . . . Maybe. Bye!(