Hiya Suzaku here. I wrote this on a sugar high in like 15 minutes. I personally think this paring is totaly crack but who am I to judge! I had so much fun writing it. I hope you like it!!

Anko yawned. Her mission was complete and she had nothing to do. She thought for a moment Then Decided to go annoy and flirt with her crush, Kakashi. Finding Kakashi was easy. He was leaning against a tree reading one of his favorite books, Come Come Paradise. She walked over to the clearly engrossed masked jonin.

"hi Kakashi!"

Kakashi had no idea Anko was there. He was to busy reading to notice. She took Advantage of this. Anko put her middle finger in her mouth and then preceded to srick it into kakashi's ear.

Kakashi jumped and a shiver went down his spine.

"Hi" She laughed to him

"What the...hi"

He went back to reading.

"so Kakashi "

"hm"

"Have you read page 69 yet?"

"Why?"

"Oh no reason"

Anko smirked at the last part. Kakashi raised an eyebrow then his eyes widened at what she was doing.

"So if your not on page 96 then what page are you on?"

"a page"

"hmp"

Kakashi went back to reading his book. Anko leaned forward over the top of his head and started to tickle his nose with a feather. It was times like this Kakashi was really glad he had a mask for he was blushing like mad. He swiped away her hand

"Come now Kakashi is that anyway to treat a girl! I mean really haven't your parents ever told you to..."

He sighed again

"Oh ya really nice Kakashi so what are you going to do next..."

Kakashi got up and took her wrist. He pulled her towards him and pulled his mask from his face.

"This" He wispered to her as their lips touched. He slowly slipped his Touch into her mouth and explored everything that was Anko. He drew back and pulled his mask back up his face and opened his eyes to a very red and shocked looking Anko. He smiled at her and casually started to walk of. She stood there stunned then ran after Kakashi. He slipped his arms around her waist as she ran to him and spun her in the air. Holding her off the ground he lifted her to his face. She pulled down his mask and kissed him only this time it was her turn to explore Kakashi. She made sure nothing was left out. Then Kakashi took charge again and Slipped his tough into Anko's mouth once more savoring every moment. They broke away. Anko gave him one last kiss before she pulled his mask back up to securely cover his face. Kakashi flung her over his shoulders. Her arms wrapped around his neck and he carried her on his back. She was giggling insanely at the shocked faces of the villagers and shinobi as Kakashi walked with her on his back through Konaha.

"So Kakashi"

"Hm"

"What page are you on?"

"69"

"hmmm what happens on that page?"

Kakashi smiled "you'll see"

Okay I thought this was a funny pairing. Hope you likes it! I love writing crack fics!!

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