Disclaimer: I do not own Phil of the Future. Unfortunately I do not own Ricky Ullman either. I only own those fantasies of which are only going to stay inside my head. Gosh darn it! All hail Disney!

Chapter One

"Pim! Phil! It's time to go to school! Hurry down before your breakfast gets cold!" Mrs. Diffy called from the kitchen.

"Mom, don't you realize what time it is?" a sleepy eyed Pim asked from the top of the staircase.

"Of course! It's 7:30 am. Time to get a move on. I have nice hot eggs and bacon and some orange juice to wake you right up!" An overly cheerful Mrs. Diffy said while displaying her burnt breakfast offerings to the not as enthusiastic girl.

"But Mom…"Pim started to whine.

"No but moms Pim Diffy! You are not going to have a repeat sleeping performance in your classes today. Now eat and then go upstairs and get dressed for school."

"But Mom! Do you know what today is?"

Mrs. Diffy stopped for a brief moment in thought and then turned back to Pim.

"Oh! I almost forgot! How silly of me!" Mrs. Diffy said, giving herself a little tap on the forehead while Pim smirked in relief. "Today is my Gardening Club day! Thanks for reminding me Sweetie! What would I do without you?"

Mrs. Diffy gave the now snarling Pim a quick kiss on the top of her head and then left the room. Pim slouched in her chair when an equally perturbed Phil shlumped down the stairs, went into the kitchen, and poured himself a cup of OJ.

" When is mom going to quit waking us up so early on Saturdays?" Phil asked, taking a sip of his orange juice and then put his head in his hand on the table.

" I don't know but whenever I try to bring it up Mrs. Perky McSunshine changes the subject." Pim said, following Phil's action, placing her head in her hand.

" What is there to do this early in the morning?" Phil asked while yawning into his other hand.

At that moment, a knock came from the front door. A tired looking Mr. Diffy, with one side of his hair straight up, answered the door to a beaming Keely.

"Good morning Mr. Diffy! Is Phil up? Thanks!" Keely said while passing Mr. Diffy in the doorway.

Mr. Diffy held the door with a confused look on his face for a few seconds and then shrugged his shoulders and went to watch Saturday morning cartoons in the front room.

"Morning Diffys! Don't you guys look…awake? What are you doing wasting a beautiful day like this for? Come on! Get up!" Keely said while coming into the kitchen and taking a seat next to Phil and pouring herself a cup of juice.

"Ugh. All this happiness makes me want to barf. I'm going back to bed. If mom asks where I went, tell her I left for school already." Pim said, getting up from her chair and going back up the stairs to her lair.

" Oh. Good night then! SO Phil! You'll never guess what we're going to do this weekend!" Keely said excitedly, putting her hands on Phil's upper arm.

" Something involving the mall?" Phil asked unenthusiastically before taking another sip of his juice.

" Nope! It's something from this time period that I'm sure you haven't done yet!"

" Skydiving? Skiing? Visiting the White House? What?"

" Nope! We're going camping! Isn't that great? Yeah! There's no school on Monday and it's supposed to be beautiful weather too! So what do you say? Please?" Keely begged with her hands holding each other.

" Sure. Sounds like…fun. How bad can it be?" Phil said, putting his head up and smiling at Keely.

"Great! I asked your mom last night if you could go and she already has your bag packed! Now go upstairs and get changed! I'm so excited!" Keely squealed, reaching over to give Phil a hug as he got up.

While Phil hugged the hopping Keely back, he rested his left arm on her lower back and closed his eyes while smelling the tangy yet sweet scent of her pineapple shampoo. Keely, taking notice of this, smiled and then slowly backed away from his embrace. They looked at each other's smiling faces for a moment before they heard a car honk from outside.

" See you in 5 minuets!" Keely said and then left the kitchen to go meet her parents outside.

Phil took a quick breath and then went upstairs to get ready to camp.