Sorry for disappearing... I have new chapters up for most of my stories, but we have guests and I'm supposed to play with 2 year olds. I typed some parodies up in the car during a road t, so here is my first one! Disclaimer: I don't own Hunger Games or Titanium. I'm not even close to 18.

FROM DISTRICT 12

(To Titanium)

You call her out,

I am stunned at the words you say

You're talking loud, not saying much

Light me up

But I will refuse to burn

Get me off guard, but I get up

I'm fireproof, nothing to lose

Careers, shoot away, shoot away

Arrows strayed, you take your aim

Fire away, Fire away

You burn me down but I won't fall

I am from District 12

You burn me down but I won't fall

I am from District 12

Cut me down

But it's you who'll have further to fall

empty woods and haunted love

Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones

talking loud, not saying much

I'm fireproof, nothing to lose

Fire away, fire away

Arrow strayed, you take your aim

Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am from District 12

You burn me down but I won't fall

I am from District 12

I am from District 12

I am from District 12

Stone heart, huge sword

Swinging it around when you're bored

Stone heart hates fireproof kids

You light us up but we won't burn

We are from District 12

You light us up but we won't burn

We are fron District 12

You light us up but we won't burn

We are fron District 12

You light us up but we won't burn

We are fron District 12

We are fron District 12

Thanks for putting up with this awful thing!