Kaede Akamatsu, the Ultimate Pianist, was sat playing the piano with her feet one day when her good friend Shuichi Saihara walked into the room.

"hello kaede it is me I have come to tell you something" said shuichi.

"hello my good friend Shuichi Saihara" replied Kade.

"Kaede-senpai why are you playing the piano with your feet" asked Shuichi trying to not look up her skirt while she was in this position

"Hahaha I just like playing like this sometimes hahaha its not because my hands are weird" responded kaede "so what did you want to tell me shuici?"

"Oh um... never mind..." Poochi blushed, hiding his face with his emo hat

"NEVER GIVE UP SHUICHI I BELIEVE IN YOU" Kaede yelled inspirationally.

"You're right kaede im sorry the truth is kaede I was going to say I love you kaede" said shuichi still blushin "will you touch my peepee kaede"

"wow sexy" said kaede

Just as she was about to touch his peepee, safari jumped back in terror.

"Kaede what the fuck is wrong with your hands I never noticed how fucked up your hands are what the fuck" He yelled

"Oh... Yeah... I played piano so much my hands deformed and I have to play with my feet now ok I understand if you dont want me to touch your peepee anymore" Kaede blushu'd

"Lmao hot" said Shuichi "please touch my peepee with your deformed hands kaede"

"Ok daddy" Kaede slipped her creepy hands into shuichis pants and touched his dingle dongle

"mmmmmmm shit yes" said succi, cumming in his pants instantly.

"lol that was fucked up but sexy" whispered kaede

"Please touch my peepee again keda" sucihi whispered back

"no go change your pants thats gross"

"but ka eda... I want to touch your strange hands"

Angery, kayayday stomped out of the room

"I will tou ch your peepee again once you learn to not cum instsntly gosh suckiko" she yelled, slamming the door

"Kaede..." Whispered shuichi

He then spent the rest of the night crying and listening to clair de lune by debussy

The end