Disclaimer: I don't own PotO
A/N: I needed to make another humor phic so here it is. A product of my boredom.
Summary: Basically the strange affair of the phantom of the opera, but Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Christine's Diary
Dear diary,
I had a very strange day, Here's how it went:
I looked out onto the stage, there were a lot of people there.
I felt scared.
Then we all started dancing, I thought I was doing the right thing, but everyone started
looking at me.
It did not help the scary feeling go away.
"Ms. Daae"
I heard some voice coming from the left of me, or was it right? I don't remember.
"This is ballet, not some playground!"
Oh this was ballet!
No wonder I was wearing those slippers.
I stopped playing patty cake with the air and started dancing again.
Oh look at the pretty elephant. I think I like elephants.
Then some strange people came on stage, they looked funny.
I giggled. Meg slapped me, at least I think it was Meg.
Then some guy who looked like he just walked out of the best hair salon in Paris.
His name was Raoul something-or-other.
Then a big piece of scenery fell on Carlotta, the big snotty diva person.
She was all like 'I take my doggy and leave!'
I don't what the deal is with that dog.
But any way then they told me to sing it, and I guess I said yes.
Then I was in my new awesome dressing room, it was red, like a carpet.
Later that night I went out and sang prettyful, or at least I thought it was.
Afterwards people made loud noises with their hands.
It made my ears hurt.
Well some scary voice is singing from my mirror, got to go.
Christine