My Lazy Bum

Disclaimer: Look, I don't own Kairi, Riku, or Sora and I can't have hot monkey sex with Sora so stop TORTURING ME.

Summary: Yes, my first lame story. Now I know how people feel they write bad summaries. XD… (Continuing) These are Kairi's thoughts and feelings and what she does on the island while she waits for Sora. Kairi's b-day is coming up in a month. Surprise, surprise.

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(Kairi POV)

I floated in the cool water, watching the skies above me. Why hadn't Sora and Riku come home yet? My favorite friends, leaving me here, and making the sadness inside of me eat away. Sure, I did have friends here… Selphie, Tidus, Wakka…

I thought about school, and the dances. Wakka asked Lulu, Tidus asked Selphie, a number of boys asked me… but every time a boy asked my heart told me to wait for that special guy… Sora… my love.

I hit myself on the head. WHY hadn't I said I loved him? Why? Why couldn't I go with him, to help him fight the darkness? My brain was hurting with "why" questions. But I knew one answer. I was too weak, even if I was a princess of heart.

I kept getting discouraged, but hope won over. I knew Sora made his promise to me, and I knew he wouldn't forget it. Would he? I slapped myself. It hurt. I had to learn how to fight. I wanted to show my skills and go along with Sora if he ever had to go away again. I did not want to be left alone.

I saw my best friend, Selphie. She was truly a great girl, although she tried hooking me up with various boys. She gave up after two years, knowing the stubborn me. (A/N: Yes, Kairi is stubborn and she is hot. So there.)

"Hey Selphie!" I said, trying to hide the sadness in my voice. Selphie heard it, she knew me well.

(Selphie POV)

I looked out my home window sadly at Kairi. She was probably thinking about Sora. I thought, taking her to the mall always cheered her up…I decided to go accompany her.

"Thinking about Sora and Riku again?" I asked. I always wondered if the two would ever come back. Realization hit me. It was going to be Kairi's birthday in a month!

(Kairi POV)

"Yes…" I said. I also knew Selphie was thinking about my birthday, seeing her jump up and down. She always got me the best gifts, except for Sora. I grinned, a true one that I hadn't flashed in years. 4 years, to be exact. I knew I was about to get presents from everyone. I knew what Selphie would most likely give. Candy, jewelry, anything purple or white, she would buy. Tidus, I thought, would probably get me a fake sword. Or a shield. Wakka, I thought… A pillow shaped like a blitz ball, considering he gave that all the time.

(Normal POV)

The next day, Selphie and Kairi went to the mall. Along they dragged was Tidus and Wakka.

"TIDUS! WAKKA! I DO NOT WANT YOU COMPLAINING OR KAIRI WON'T GIVE YOU HER USUAL THANK YOU PRESENTS!" Selphie yelled at them. Tidus and Wakka cowered in fear. (A/N: Yes, Selphie is scary if you get her mad and she's high with sugar.)

Meanwhile……………

Kairi went into Abercrombie & Fitch to find thank-you gifts for people who would most likely give her stuff, Selphie went into Victoria's Secret (A/N: LOL I couldn't resist putting this part… hahah), and Tidus and Wakka went to the Game Shop, for fun.

(Kairi POV)

I thought about what to get Selphie from A&F. I saw this REALLY cute tank top, and a matching skirt and jacket. It said "Abercrombie and Fitch". I thought about Sora and Riku, so I bought a really hot pink, green, and white collared shirt for Sora, and a dark blue shirt with black stripes for Riku. It cost about $110 dollars, but I didn't care. I gave my cash to this really cute guy with dark blue eyes. I shook my head. I shouldn't be thinking about HIM, I love Sora. His name was Squall.

Next I went into American Eagle. I got a dark red t-shirt which totally matched my hair, and jeans to go along with it. It cost about $40.

I stopped at Hollister next. My favorite place to buy stuff. I went inside. I found a green and white shirt for Tidus, and a funky orange shirt for Wakka. I decided to get a brown and pink collared shirt and a white skirt for myself. It cost about $75.

(Selphie POV)

Omfg, I thought. There's SOOO many stuff to get Kairi and the boys. I grinned with delight as I saw the perfect gift for Kairi, a………

TO BE CONTINUED (muahaha I'm so evil eh?)

(A/N: erm… you'll find out whats the perfect gift for Kairi on the next chapter! Review… as this is my first fanfic.