"Born from gases, anyone would faint if engulfed by its gaseous body, which contains poison."
Once there was one war of epic proportion
One that threw the powers of the world into distortion
Yet weapons of great power were used on both sides
Should the soldiers be blamed - Ha! They only do as their leader confides!
And yet, as the men of Kanto thrust themselves into this war
There were sinister, dastardly intentions beyond their doors
Deadly and devious and disrespectful galore
For Kanto's leaders were preparing a gloriously horrendous score
The weaponization of a ghost shall end this day
And destroy town upon town until skies are gray
Gastly was the ghost's name, numerous at their disposal
Yet, the military still had to confront the gentle Fuji their proposal
The humble man declined, of course,
For he did not wish to see the war take such an evil recourse
His statement was null, however, for the military did as they pleased
They dearly felt that this poisonous ghost would bring the enemy to their knees
And so, hundreds of Gastly were put into service
Despite the users being deathly nervous
But they would not last long,
For the Pokemon poison was very strong,
And erased a large village within minutes upon its use
And the remaining leaders of Kanto were left with no excuse for its lethal abuse
So we shall remember the war in earnest,
As every doctor and internist,
Shall agree, that the use of poisonous Gastly
Was a move that committed genocide, and shall be outcast for eternity.