DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or other ppl cause that would be against the law and that's bad.
Know your stars know your stars know your stars:
Naruto Uzumaki wants to become the next Hokage
Naruto looks around confused, "Whose there?"
Naruto Uzumaki… likes to wear frilly flowery dresses and atend little girls tea parties
What the hell?!? No I don't what do you think I'm gay or something!? Cause I'm not! And just who the heck are you anyways, Sasuke?!?
Well then what is this dress I found in your closet? (Pulls out flowery dress)
Hey how the hell did you get in my closet? And that, well… a….. that's not mine!
Naruto Uzumaki…. Secretly wants to be a back up dancer for Brittany Spears.
WTF!?! There is no freakin way I would ever get near that weirdo! And besides I'm going to be the next Hokage I have no time for dancing!
Well then what are these (pulls out video of Naruto trying out for So you Think you Can Dance).
Hey that is not me?!
Well then who is it?! Kakashi sensei he is much to cool to try out for that show
It is just some random guy!
Hey why don't you do a little dance for us Naruto dancer pants
I already told you I don't dance!
Well that's all the time we have and now you know Naruto Uzumaki
Hey no they don't!!
Yes they do
Hey you listen to me!
And now you know Naruto Uzumaki
Hey I'm gonna find you! Shadow clone jutsu (many clones pop out running all over the place looking everywhere) Hey where the fu-k are you!!!
Haha you will never find me. Well that's all the time we have see you next time on Know your stars. Well so long naruto girly pants! Naruto continues looking but never finds me)
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