The man walking up to the front gates of Konoha...could be described within a single glance as the laziest, next to our favorite Nara that is, and most annoyed looking, next to our favorite Uchiha, being you could ever find. He had brown hair that stuck in which ever way it decided to stick...looking as if it had never even been forced to try and be tamed. The man also had glasses that glared light so well...that no matter what angle you were at...they were giving you this fierce little glare of light and his eyes remained hidden.
He had on these eloqouent clothes...a green robe that was tied extremely tight around his middle in three knots...and from what could tell...slippers on. He looked rather comical...with the constipated, 'I hate this' look...and bathwear on. However...to any normal observer...you would miss out on the aura that leaked from him. It wasn't anything special looking...just too conformed to be your average aura of a villager or even samurai...it was that of someone restraining themselves from blowing up the universe because they found a snickers in their pool.
Now again I must reiterate my point of the story...the man was walking up to the front gates of Konoha. Gates that towered over man and machine alike. But he only gazed on them for seconds before looking at the two chuunin at the gate looking as if they were napping. His eye twitched even if you couldn't see it as he walked in front of the two men...and still no word came from them.
The man began to tap his foot in impatience...a very irratible man it looked like to any villager crossing on the inside of the village. Finally losing all of his patience...the man took out a cane and whacked both chuunin over the heads...both screaming invasion at the top of their lungs and brandishing kunai to defend themselves before giving nervous chuckles at noticing their surroundings.
Those surroudnings being the shaking of villagers heads at the two...and an angry man glaring at them with a cane in hand, and a small smirk to his face that promised more where that came from.
"State your business here sir?" the first chuunin asked as his duty called of him. It was so boring having the gate duty. It meant he was in trouble...well...the two of them were in trouble for playing around in the hokage's office while she wasn't there. Namely...they had been too preoccupied to notice her assistant come in and scream and pass out in a nosebleed. Well...you get the picture. Iruka was so embaressed. Kakashi...who had been demoted for the day was equally embaressed...but kept to himself on the matter.
The man however didn't know this and couldn't comment on it. He opened his mouth to say something when a white headed figure went sailing out the gates...followed shortly by a loud obnoxious blonde chasing after him...cursing him in kiddie innocent words of what he was going to do to Jiraiya ruining his bowl of ramen.
The man thought it was all over and could continue till he saw a green flash yelling about the springtime of YOOOOOUUUTH!, and how Naruto owed him for the broken dishes at Ichiraku. When that was over he was astounded to see a ten year old girl...with black hair and white eyes shouting to profess her love her Lee-kun. Iruka just scoffed at little Hanabi...cause Lee was Gai's bitch...and no one questioned that relationship.
The man coughed and questioned going into the forest and returning in a few days but he gave a few words in dry humor, "Must be the sake." Iruka and Kakashi...had he had his nose out of his porn...and not giggling insanely at what Greg had for Cindy in the basket...were not amused.
Iruka replied with his same question, "State your business here...sir." he stressed. He wanted time alone with his Kakashi-kun. The man just ignored him, till flashing him a Grass document of representation.
"I have a surprise meeting for the Godaime," he replied coldly...cackling inside when the chuunin backed off and wavered him in. Representatives if treated too bad could report home and create unwanted hostilities...seeing as they were already at war with the Sound.
Walking into Konoha with a bored look on his face the man walked for hours it seemed...walking in random circles it seemed. That made sense...he had never been there before...but in reality he was memorizing the streets in case the information was needed. Though within the hour he had made his way to the Hokage Tower...where he simply walked past the Anbu guarding the door to their surprise...and to the annoyance of many. However...it was his annoyance when he found a woman...he presumed to be the Hokage...passed out drunk...a bottle of sake in her hands. "Figures...it is the sake," he mumbles to himself.
He went up to the woman and slammed his fists down on the desk to get attention, ducking under the fist aimed at his face, "Naruto! How many time...oh." Tsunade says laughing nervously at his annoyed look. Before becoming serious again and asking annoyed herself again, "Who are you...and what do you need?"
He grins at her forwardness. He sits himself down...a presumptios thing to do in the Hokage's office. "I am a representative of the Grass Nation," he says simply to get her to see thing his way. The Grass nation perhaps wasn't as big as the Fire nation...but it certainly did bring in considerable trade. Their capital city being the most productive city on the continent...with trade routes to Rock, Fire, Sand, Rain, Waterfall...many of the powerful Shinobi nations. To his delight...she sat down and prepared herself for the meeting. It wasn't like she had anything better to do...just a mountain of paperwork. Yep...nothing better to do.
"This is unexpected," she says formerly...gesturing to some tea...which he waves off...pulling out a small bottle of sake...and taking a small sip, before stopping it off and returning it to the folds of his robe.
"If it was expected I'd have less an advantage," he says grinning at her...the grin becoming wider...if possible, when he notices the vein bulge in her forehead.
"Then by all means go right ahead," she almost growls giving him a waving motion to continue. He nods.
"You may not be aware of it yet...but the Rokudaime of the Grass has recently passed away, leaving his son as his heir to be Kage. However, in order to become Kage, the boy needs to get married," he says leaving not one...but two bombs on her. She had her mouth wide open...nations simply didn't express their weakness...it was unorthodox to do so.
"...And what does this have to do with Konoha brat?" she actually growls this time...she had better things...seeing her paperwork corrected herself. So maybe she didn't have anything better to do.
"I am giving Konoha an A-Rank mission. To present the heir with a selection of kunoichi for him to marry..." he lays yet another bomb on her. And Tsunade could feel the headache this would cause come on to her in torrents.