Me: I hope you like it!

Fang: I hope they hate it.

Me: We disagree about everything.

Fang: No we don't!

Me: JACOB!

Fang: EDWARD!

Me: WEREWOLVES

Fang: VAMPIRES!

Me: EMINEM

Fang: NELLY!

Me: SHERYL CROW

Fang: SHAKIRA!

Me: anyway I hope you like it.


I hate school.

No not 'The School' but in fact high school, with the flock and I living with Anne she has decided it would be good for us to go to school.

"Max get up its time to go to school!" Nudge squealed from down the stairs but I refused to move. I heard whispers and then there was complete silence throughout the whole house. Something was telling me I wasn't gunna like what was instore. I heard my door creek open, then shut again.

I kept my eyes shut the whole time, but I knew someone was there. Suddenly I felt a pair of hands grasping around my ankle, my eyes instantly opened to see who is was.

Fang. Shocker.

He started to pull me off of my bed with a giant smirk on his face. I screamed trying to kick him off, but nothing seemed to work. "Fang stop, please stop!" I yelped reaching my arms to only grab air. "Are you gunna get up Max huh, are you?" He said teasingly, winking me.

"Yes!" I exclaimed still trying to kick free. "Use complete sentences Max yes what?" He said in a sarcastic voice but I had no choice because I was almost at the end of my bed. "Yes i'm going to get up Fang, just stop pulling please!" I shrieked.

Laughing hard he let go of me, I darted up next to him and slapped him, but he couldn't stop laughing.

I stopped and thought about it, this is the first time Fang's laughed for this long, I might as well enjoy it. So I just stood there staring in awe at his amazing laugh.

He looked over seeing me gawking at him,and his expression immediantly returned to classic Fang.

I coughed. (Reviews for awkward silence?) "I'll get up" I said breaking the silence.

I got ready and came downstairs. "Are we ready to go?" I asked and they all nodded. I'm gunna skip forward through Anne warning Iggy and Gazzy about blowing things up and just get to the part where we got there.

"Max..." Angel said as the guys of the group (Fang, Iggy, Gazzy) went there separate ways. "Yeah, what is it Angel?" I asked giving her a questioning look. "You dressed alot prettier today and Fang couldn't take his eyes of you, you know that right?" she said smiling so angelically. I half grinned and sent her a private message in her head.

Nudge was looking around so fast I thought she was goign to get whiplash "MAX!" she exclaimed, "What" I replied hoping she wasn't going to talk too much.

"Dylan, Sam, Omega!" She yelled her and Angel hiding behind me. I turned around to infact see Dylan, Sam and Omega standing there.

Crap, I thought.

"Well, well,well" Sam said looking hotter then ever. Oh, yeah the last time I saw Sam we were escaping a school...how ironic.
"What do we have here? Little Max came out to play." he said playfully. But it just made me irritated.

Nudge came out from behind me and said "Well Max im just gunna go to my classes now" she said, just trying to get out of the site of them.

Omega smirked seeing how much they scared her. So she ran off to her classes. Then Angel stepped out "Nothing about Max is little!" she remarked.

"Is that a fat joke?" I ask her knowing it would make her laugh, and it did. "Max, i'm gunna go to my classroom now" she said. "Okay, Do you need help finding the room?" I replied, "No, If i need help i'll just control someones mind to make them help me" she said with an innocent smile.

I went wide eyed. "Angel-" but she cut my off

"Kidding Max gosh lighten up" she said walking off to her class.

I rolled my eyes and turned back around to head to class. I completely forgot that Omega, Dylan, and Sam were standing there. "Oh, you're still here" I said in a bored tone as I started to walk away.

"Well, look at this! Max's schedule" I turned around to see three sets of eyes memorizing my schedule. I snatched it out of there hands. Sam was smirking "Looks like we have alot of the same classes" he said.

Damn he is so hot, I thought to myself.

The bell rang and we all headed off to class.

I could tell this day was gunna be interesting. I sighed mentally and walked into my homeroom.

"Ah, Maxine" The teacher Mrs. Bridesworth said. I felt the need to hit her right then but instead I just gave a dirty look. "It's Max" I said bluntly.
"At any rate, you'll be sitting over there by Samual" I chuckled at the fact he got called 'Samual'. He glared at me. But even when he's mad those eyes make my knees uneasy.

I plopped down next to Sam and threw my bag on the ground.

"School isn't as bad as you think" he said throwing his arm around my shoulder, which made my smile on the inside. "Okay first of all remove your arm and second of all Dylan goes to this school it can't worse" I said pushing his arm away.

"Class" the teacher spoke "I would like to introduce our new student Maxine" She said and I almost screamed. "It's. Just. Max." I say in syllables hoping that she'll understand more clearly.

I heard a laugh I looked acrossed the room to see Fang sitting there. So, I threw my pen at his head. "Ouch" he said as it hit him. "Oh that reminds my we also have Maxine's brother Nicholas" Mrs. Bridesworth added. And finally I had enough of her.

Ugh Grown-Ups.

"Okay, Do you have some mental blockage that makes it impossible to say peoples names correctly?" I retorted and by the look Fang sent me I shouldn't have. But it made the rest of the class laugh so I guess that's something.

"Excuse me?" She said oblivious to the roar of laughter around her. "Oh i'm sorry Mrs. Brodsworth did I offend you" I said as the class laughed even harder.

"Maxine, I mean Max this is your first day and I don't think it would be a good idea to get written up now would it?" she said in that teacher voice where you know they wanna yell and attack but instead there hiding it behind sarcasm.

"Of course not" I said innocently as Sam nudged me to stop, or he was laughing so hard he wanted me to stop before he peed himself, one of them.

By 2nd period Fang and I explained to the whole flock to stay away from Omega, Ari, and Sam. Sadly, 3rd period I had study hall so I was just hanging outside of the school and you'll never guess who showed up. If you thought the trio of terror you are correct.

I sighed. I was going to kill Anne, But right now I wanted to get as far away from 'them' as possible. I put all my things in my backpack and stood up to leave. But before I could Omega ran up behind me and snatched my backpack. Do these people ever give up? All well it's just a backpack I don't need it.

My hair was in a ponytail and in the blink of an eye Sam ran and snatched it right out of my hair. "I hate you all" I said matter of factly in a bitter tone. I wasn't going to play into there games, I turned to Dylan, "Are you gunna take something to? 'cause if not i'm leaving" I asked. "Come on Maxie we're just having a little fun" Sam joked from behind me.

Then as if I had a response to that Dylan said "Yeah, We're just having a little fun" and then he winked at me. Man, I would love to walk over there and smack that wink right off his face.

Faster then you could say Rascal Flatts I ran, slid Omegas feet out from under him and took my backpack back.
"Max!" I heard a little voice screech, "My teacher says i'm one of the smartest kids she knows!" Angel said running up besides me.

"That's great Angel" I said moving the hair out of her face. "Well I have to get back to class, but just to let you know, Sam and Dylan are totally checking you out right now" she said and my face flushed. I looked over to see that see was telling the truth, They were indeed checking me out.

I coughed twice getting there attention as they looked away. Yeah, this day was gunna be fun. (Note the sarcasm in her thought)


Me: So, did you like it?

Fang: Heck no. And why did you throw a pen at my head?

Me: Because it's my story! In fact I think i'll make you gay

Fang: Nooo!

Me: I don't own Maximum Ride,

Fang: She also doesn't own a hippo named Felisha

Me: You HAD to bring her up! -cries-

Fang: Don't be a baby.

Me: Review? That button is mighty lonesome!