Ok I wrote this with my friend :) Hope you enjoy :3
Bel - 8
Xanxus - 16
Squalo - 14
Lussuria - 17
Mammon - The same
Levi - 15
Chapter one:
It was a nice and sunny day eight years earlier at Varia Mansion. The birds were chirping, you could hear the quiet gossip of the maids and the scent of cinnamon waffles wafted through the-
"VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!"
Bel was chasing Squalo around the Varia Mansion throwing knives in every direction. "Ushishishishishi!"
"VOOOOOOIIII YOU FUCKING BRAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE!" Squalo was dodging Bel's knives and countering with his sword.
"Ushishi the prince may do as he wishes."
"YOU ONLY GOT HERE 5 MONTHS AGO!" Squalo exclaimed. He turned the corner and jumped into his bedroom, slamming his door shut. The teen looked around the room and caught a piece of paper that flew into the air and looked at it. It was a bill for a replacement table that Bel happened to skewer last week. "Voi why did that fucking boss even let the brat join?"
~Flashback 5 months ealier~
It was a stormy night in Italy. The doors of the Varia Mansion suddenly slammed open with huge a bang. The sound could almost be mistaken as a crack of thunder. The six young Varia members turned their heads to the door, to only see what looked like a silhouette of an eight year old boy.
"Ushishishi…"
"VOI WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET PASSED THE GUARDS?"
"Ushishi, because I am a prince… I'm bored, let me join the Varia." A small blonde boy drenched with blood and rainwater stepped into the light. His eyes were covered with his straight bangs and a tiara rested on his head. A Cheshire grin was plastered on his as he continued his disturbing laugh.
A flamboyant teen with green hair stood up and walked over to the... 'guest'… "Ara, why would young boy like you want to join a group of deadly assassins like us?"
"I killed my royal family and my kingdom… and now the prince is bored. So let me join," the boy continued to grin, unfazed by how disturbing the information he was providing was.
A loud teen abruptly stood up, waving his sword in the air, "VOI WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE WOULD –"
"Are you strong?" Interrupted an angry looking teen.
"Ushishi yes, I am a prince after all."
~Flashback end
Bel threw a few more of his 'unique' knives at Squalo's door and ran down to the kitchen to find Mammon drinking strawberry milk. "MAMMON!" At the sight of the baby the young boy leaped to hug him. Mammon flew to the side, causing Bel to knock his strawberry milk to the floor. The room seemed to suddenly move in slow motion: the servants who were currently cooking in the kitchen froze and Lussuria who was reading a manga nearby (about who knows what) slowly looked up with a dramatic expression.
Belphgor stood up and shrugged at the Lussuria and the servants' reactions. He jumped into the air and grabbed Mammon into his arms. Meanwhile, Mammon was frozen in place in Bel's arms. The boy rubbed his cheeks against the baby's 'puffy' (as he liked to describe it) cheeks, "Ushishishi, play a game with the prince!"
"Unhand me, Belphagor," Mammon monotonously said, angry about his milk still covering the floor.
Bel ran in circles with Mammon in still in his arms, "Muu, but the prince is bored. The loud shark is being mean and won't play with me," he pouted.
"No."
Lussuria looked back up at Mammon, "Mammon-chan you better play with Bel-chan before he starts killing the servants again." The chefs in the kitchen froze at the teen's remark but quickly scurried back to making a new glass of strawberry milk for the very unhappy Varia officer. "And remember that costs money."
The arcobaleno sighed, "fine, but only for a short amount of time. I am then going to go count my money."
"YAY!" Bel spun hand in hand with Mammon running in circles.
Xanxus suddenly burst through the doors, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SCUM! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! AND WHERE IS THE STUPID SHARK?"
"Ushishi in his room being stingy." Xanxus quickly stormed out and you could here the stomping fade away for another thirty seconds. "MAMMON LETS PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"
…
~An hour before dinner~
Lussuria oddly crept up the stairs, a balaclava on his head, wearing a black jumpsuit and a suspicious trash bag over his shoulder. He performed some forward rolls, somersaults and extreme parkour to Squalo's room. Quietly opening the sleeping teen's (why? Squalo's a tired person. Xanxus did just give him shit load of paperwork because he was too lazy to do it) door, Lussuria walked over to the bed and opened the trash bag.
…
~Dinner~
All the Varia officers were sitting at the dining table eating their dinner besides Squalo and Xanxus. Bel was kicking legs, too short to touch the ground, and poking Mammon's cheek with his knife who was sitting next to him. Levi was eating like a 'normal person' but probably thinking of new ways to stalk his beloved boss. Lussuria suspiciously giggled after a maid called down Squalo.
The dining room door suddenly opened and the boys stared wide-eyed at the silver haired teen. Squalo was wearing blue baby doll shoes with white frilly knee socks, a blue and white Lolita dress fit perfectly on him and a blue hair ribbon sat on the side of his head. "Voii what are you staring at?"
Bel spit his food in Levi's face and fell to the ground, rolling on the floor laughing. Levi began shouting angrily at the young boy and Mammon just continued eating his food. Lussuria began squealing as he handed Squalo a mirror.
"VOOOOOOOIIIIII WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LUSSURIAAAAAAA!
~End of Chapter 1~
If you want to see the clothes Squalo was wearing, the links are on my page