Well because Yami Bakura can be such a stupid dweep somethimes. They made the first list for him !

Enjoy people and please review nice ! And i put myself in it somethimes [ The alysha person]. Because i love bakura soo much !

1. Bakura cannot tell everyone that Marik never had a girlfriend because he was gay

2. Bakura may not run around in kaiba corps screaming: Seto my LOVE ! WHY SETO ? WHY ?

3. Actually, Bakura may never go to Kaiba corps unless it's an emergency.

4. Being bored is not an emergency.

5. Bakura cannot sing I'm a Barbie girl , while he is around serenity because she has such a stupid high pitched voice.

6. Bakura can't stab yugi with knifes because , marik would kick him out of his evil council of doom.

7. He can't sing Sexy Back every time Ryou walks by.

8. He can't sing Sexy Back in the cafeteria.

9. Actually, Bakura cannot sing Sexy Back at all.

10. Bakura cannot offer a lap dance to his teacher when he didn't do his homework.

11. Bakura can't go into Yugi's room when he is having 'us' time with Anzu , and scream: Oops, wrong room! EVER.

12. Cannot take Seto's credit card, dangle it above his head, while standing on a chair and say: Well, hello my munchkin!

13. Bakura cannot touch any of Alysha's , Ishizu's, or ryou's clothing. That includes underwear and shoes.

14. Bakura can't run around screaming '' MY PRECIOUS '' ever.

15. Bakura may not say Howdy Cowboy! every time he sees Joey.

16. He may not threaten Marik's millennium rod with cream cheese.

17. Bakura cannot cook food and force it down mai's throat.

18. Bakura may not imagine Anzu, Mai, Serenity, Ryou, or anybody else naked when he's around Pegasus.

19. Tell Alysha that Prada is for pruts.

20. Yugi's hair does not talk to him, or anybody else in that fact, and it did not tell him to make picture's his naked grandpa.

can't sing anything that has to do with Justin Timberlake.

22. .. Or Lady Gaga

23. ... Or Britney Spears, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton.

24. Actually, Bakura is not allowed to sing at all. Period.

25. Ishizu is not his Hot Momma, and therefore shall not be called his Hot Momma.

26. Bite random objects and call them his minions. Make aforementioned object attack Weevil.

27. Throw aforementioned objects at Weevil when they do not attack.

28. Run around school naked.

29. Run around school wearing only a tutu.

30. Actually, Bakura is only allowed to run around school with supervision. The aliens, cream cheese, Datrz's hair, and his aforementioned minions, are not supervision.

31. Draw a scar on his head, wear glasses, and have Yami Yugi come over. Then start waving a stick in front of his face screaming YamiYugi Kadavra!

32. Throw aforementioned stick at Yami when he doesn't react. Throw aforementioned minions at Yami, then run away squealing.

33. Bakura may never, ever, in the eternity of ever, replace Joey's P*rn collection with The legally blonde moves.

34. Bakura shall never ever sing I'm too sexy and dance around the house naked, or it shall oblige with rule number 24.

35. Bakura cannot dance like a 'crack whore'.

36. Bakura shall never say that marik is a girl.

37. Start sobbing and whining when Marik asks him to pass the salt at lunch, then cry 'I thought we had something special!'

38. Wear a superman costume and hide in the school bathroom, then tackle anyone who tries to enter and scream Superman shall save the day!

39. Get a stick, a fake eye, and an eye patch. Then walk around the house screaming' Constant Vigilance!' and hit anyone who tries to talk to him with his stick.

40. Bakura is not allowed to call Pegasus 'Gramps'.

41. Hack into the FBI's computer files, and replace everything with pictures of his aforementioned minions, or of Barbie.

42. Join a nudist colony.

43. Start a nudist colony.

44. Bakura cannot even think about anything that has to do with nudist colonies.

45. Bakura shall not revere to Marik as 'His brotha from anotha motha', and Ishizu as his 'Sistah from anotha mistah'.

46. Actually, Bakura shall not refer to Marik and Ishizu as anything but their names. That counts for everyone else too.

47. Bakura is not allowed to 'Go to the army, see exotic places, meet strange people and kill them'. Ever.

48. Bakura is not allowed to hum the tune to Jaws every time Anzu walks by.

49. Joey is not to be referred to as Bakura's 'Home dog'.

50. Neither is Seto.

So who will be the next one ?

Yami yugi , seto , pegasus , marik ?

Just tell me in a review