TYSON'S DOJO
"Hey, guys!" Tyson called. He, Hilary and Kenny had just got back from school.
"Hey." Ray smiled.
"What's that book you've got there, Kenny?" Max asked.
"It's called Twilight. From what I've heard at school, it's quite good." Kenny replied.
"Hmm, let's hear it then." Kai smiled.
"OK, then." Kenny nodded. He cleared his throat and started to read...
1 HOUR LATER...
Ray was rocking backwards and forwards, muttering to himself. Max was pale as a ghost.
Tyson had buried his face in his hands. "No, no, no..." he wailed.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?!" Kai screamed.
"Er, hello?! Vampires don't sparkle, people!" Hilary cried.
"Why did this come to exist?!" Kenny demanded.
"Kai, what're you gonna do with that flamethrower?" Max asked. "
What do you think?" Kai asked, with a look of pure evil on his face.
"Come on, let's get the copies!" Tyson exclaimed.
"Yeah, we mustn't let this abomination continue to exist in Bay City!" Hilary agreed, running after him. Ray, Kenny and Max hurried after them, leaving Kai ready to make Twilight suffer.
SOON
"Alright, Kai, we got the books! Let 'er rip!" Tyson announced, tossing a huge pile of books.
"But you'd better hurry, because there's an angry mob coming!" Hilary added, grabbing a large bat.
Kai laughed manically as he set fire to the books. "Yes! Burn! Burn until nothing's left of you!" he cackled as the books burst into flame.
"NO! WE NEED EDWARD AND BELLA!" a crowd of teenage girls screamed.
"OK, move along now. There's nothing else to see here." Ray announced.
"Thank God!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Feeling better, Kai?" Tyson grinned.
"Hell yeah!" Kai nodded.
"But what about the other three books, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn?" Kenny asked suddenly. Kai twitched before screaming at the top of his lungs.
THE END