Alphonse Elric and the Chocolate Factory

by moose2828

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Full Metal Alchemist style.It's so funny you'll laugh your pants off.NOW READ IT!Grabs you by the the arm and pulls you in while Roy Mustang is being eaten by a moose.

1. CHARECTERS

ALPHONSE ELRIC AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

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a/n:All the main charecters from Full Metal Alchemist play the main charecters in this Willy Wonka parody.(I AM NOT THE ONLY AUTHOR OF THIS FIC!SESSANDINUBROS IS ALSO THE AUTHOR OF THIS FIC!)All the rest of the Willy Wonka charecters we picked randomly off the streeet and told them they were gonna star in Willy Wonka.

I SAID A BOOM CHIKA BOOM,I SAID A BOOM CHIKA BOOM,I SAID A BOOM CHIKA BOOM,I SAID A BOOM CHIKA BOOM,I SAID A BOOM CHUKALAKA,CHUKALAKA,CHIKA BOOM.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!(This is not part of the fic.)

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Moose2828:Ed,Al,Full Metal Alchemist charecters,Random people we found on the street.Welcome to the Willy Wonka parody.

SessandInuBros:Here are your scripts.Read them out loud or I'll kick your big fat ugly but!

Ed:Mike Tevee.(In the book thats really how it's spelled.)Hey!I'm the one who becomes smaller!

Roy:Thats so they won't have to use camera effects to make you look smaller.

Ed:Are you calling me short!

Roy:Exactly.

Ed:I AM NOT SHORT!

Roy:Sure you aren't.I'm Willy Wonka.Thats the main charecter.Why me?

SessandInuBros:Because Eds already the star of his own t.v. show.

Ed:What?No I'm not.I am?

Moose2828:I'll explain it to you later.

Winry:I'm that stupid brat Verouca!(exuse my spelling.)I'm so not a brat!

Ed:You are when you hit me with that wrench!

Winry:(takes out the wrench.)

Ed:Oh no.

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PLEASE STAND BY

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Ed:(has three large bumps on head.)

SessandInuBros:Can we please see who everybody else is!

Everyone except Ed:Yes ma'am..

Alphonse:I'm Charlie.Yay!

Riza:Why am I Violet?

Moose2828:Because of your blue outfit.

Riza:Right sir.

Moose2828:SIR!

Riza:Sorry ma'am.(Yes thats right I'm a girl.And so is SessandInuBros.)

Roy:Can Riza wear a blue mini...

Everyone except Roy:NO!

Roy:Sorry.

Armstong:Augutus Gloop.Is that the fat kid?

SessandInuBros:Yes.

Armstrong:Oh man.

Random people 1-5:The kids parents.

All the rest of the people:Ompa-lumpa's.Yay!

Moose2828:Let's start the play.

Winry:Uh...we can't.

SessandInuBros:(pops a vain.)Why not!

Winry:I sorta kinda...er...knocked Ed out with the wrench.

Moose2828:You mean he's unconscious!

Winry.Or dead.

Everyone who's conscious:What!

Winry:No wait.He's waking up.

Ed:Hello.Welcome to McDonalds.Can I take your order?(said in a drunk voice.)

Everyone except Ed:(comic sweatdrop.)

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Wasn't that funny?Please if you review don't cuss.PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE

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