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Foolish Iruka

Iruka

That guy in Naruto that we can do without. I mean if Iruka wasn't in Naruto, the story would be exactly the same.

Well it like goes like this, at the Ninja Academy; they have a button on the wall. It was installed when Konaha was first made. But no one ever used it because they had no need to. So generation after generation, people forgot what the button was for. But one day, Iruka was in the halls.

"I wonder who I will yell at and who I will fail today." thought Iruka to himself. He then did the most evil thing…

(Let me guess said my computer he said the word you can not say)

No you simpleton, he press the button and it went… tick.

"Well I guess it doesn't do any thing," said Iruka.

The all of a sudden, the lights turned red and started blinking.

"Konaha self destruct in two hours." said a voice.

"Oh !" screamed Iruka. "Maybe if O push it forbidden word it will shut off."

He pushed the button. The lights turned back to normal. But then, they started to flash even more then normal.

"Konaha self destruct in one hour." said the voice.

"Oh man!" yelled Iruka "I made it worse. Should I save myself or the children, self, children, self, children…"

"Konaha self destruct in 59 minutes." said the voice.

"Oh, oh, oh," cried Iruka "I guess I have to save my own butt." Iruka then ran down the hallway screaming, "Every man for himself!"

When Iruka got out the Academy doors, a man in white robes with white skin was standing there. Orochimaru!

"My, my, my, Iruka. You did something I been trying to do for years." Orochi gave him an evil smile.

But Iruka kicked Orochi bellow the belt then ran for his life. Tears were flowing down Iruka's face.

"They are all going to die because I was so stupid." sniffed Iruka. Then he crashed into Kakashi.

"What's the hurry?" asked Kakashi "You act like the academy is on fire."

"He, Ha," Iruka laughed. "The academy is not really on fire but…" he then started to shake. "But Konaha is about to blow up and it's all my fault. You see there was this button and the lights and the voice and Orochimaru…"

"Iruka calm down. We aren't going to blow up," said Kakashi, he was as calm as a cucumber. "If we were going to blow up, a voice would tell us so."

"Konaha self destruct in 10 seconds." said the voice.

(Dude, why are you such a slow reader, you're going to kill ever one in Konaha!)

"Holy (beep)!" said Kakashi. He then hugged Iruka. "I didn't think it would end like this. Iruka, may you be the only living person to see my face." Kakashi pulled off his mask. Iruka gasped.

"3… 2… 1…" was the final words of the voice.

But then Konaha didn't blow up; instead the worst sound ever filled the air. It sounded like rap, country, techno yodeling, elephant sneezing, Gaara snoring, and Kakashi flirting put together. Blood dripped from Kakashi's ears. Then he fell over.

"Wow!" said Iruka; tears fell from his eyes. "That's the most beautiful sound ever."

(Let me guess, you're asking why they didn't use the transport justu. I say BECAUSE!)