The sky was blue as white birds flittered in the air. All was tranquil and quiet. The loud high pitched scream cut threw the silence like a hot butter knife. "CAZZO!" Romano yelled the Italian word for fuck so that the whole world could hear, just as a lone stranger was walking by.

"Daw. What's the Romano? You no like the wedding? Or is it you just wanted little north Italy for yourself?" The stranger said.

"N-no! Of course not! I j-just don't like those two together…THAT'S ALL!" He said, his face light up with that sweet Italian fire, A.K.A blush for those silly Americans.

A loud cough broke away what the stranger was going to say next. "Hewantshisbro." Next to Romano appeared another stranger, for now until a name is given will be known as Stranger A, put her arm around Romano like any friend would, then coughed load again ignoring Romano's glare.

Italy was being held by Germany as they walked by, over hearing just about everything. "Ve! Is that true Romano?" He asked, unaware of Germany giving Romano the German-evil-eye which was always know to start wars. World wars.

Of course now a few years later, the good action starts up once again. Stranger B looked at the words of a book reading each word carefully while three young children looked up at her. "And thus, Germany started World War III with Southern Italy, Romano, while keeping Italy safe in his house." The book closed the a slam, while the children just looked in pure silence.

"That was a nice story!" Stranger A said, smiling. Then out of no were, but clearly expected, a gun shot went off. BAM! Stranger A fell down blood rolling out of her shoulder.

"Germany!" Stranger B yelled, "No friendly fire in front of your kids-I mean.."

"His bambini?" Romano cried out.


WHOOO! Okay so I just started to type this after a friend of mine's (TVSailorPeace (A.K.A Stranger A)) and mine (Peacemaker33331(Stranger B)) role playing on you tube! Here's the link to the video! .com/watch?v=NpesfXopAnI

Hope everyone likes it! I'll be making more chapters later on~

Also, now its time for translations!

Cazzo- Fuck (Italian)

Bambini- Kids (Italian)

Translations thanks to Google Translate, translations might not be one hundred percent correct.