Mario Bros. Pizzeria
Chapter 1: Mario opens the shop
[In the restaurant there are chequered tablecloths and a large counter. Mario is the frustrated boss, Luigi is the hopeless second-rate pizza boy, Toad is head chef and Princess Peach is a tarty waitress.]
Mario: Luigi whatsamatteryou? That's the third call I've got today about your terrible service. Mamma Mia!
Luigi: Mario why have you opened a pizza restaurant? The only thing we've ever been good at anyway is plumbing and throwing little blue men in hockey masks into pipes!
Mario: [Slapping Luigi] Because it was PaPa's dream! You better remember that ya' sad excuse for a plum… I mean Pizza delivery boy!
Toad: Here you are Boss ten achovie pizzas ready to be delivered to a Mr I. Mluringyouintoatrapdumbass.
Mario: Bella, Bella! You see Luigi that's the kind of attitude we need at Mario's gullible, unquestioned obedience!
Luigi: Mario don't you think this is a bit fishy and predictable?
Mario: [Raising his hand] I'm warnin' you Luigi! Peach!
Peach: [Scuttling over holding a tray] Yes boss?
Mario: As the most helpless member of the team I think it is your duty to protect Luigi. Capesh?
Peach: [Sweetly] Excuse me I just have one question.
Mario: Yes Sugar beet.
Peach: [Angry] Why the bloody hell, If I'm a pissin' princess am I workin in your sleazy craphole of a pizza parlour or helping you fight that bloody dinosaur guy?! You should be frickin' bowing to me you dumbass!
Mario:[Beat] That's great honey. [He slaps her on the ass]
Peach: Oh screw it! Come on Luigi let's go get caught so Mushroom and Moustache here can [airquote] rescue us!
Chapter 1: Mario opens the shop
[In the restaurant there are chequered tablecloths and a large counter. Mario is the frustrated boss, Luigi is the hopeless second-rate pizza boy, Toad is head chef and Princess Peach is a tarty waitress.]
Mario: Luigi whatsamatteryou? That's the third call I've got today about your terrible service. Mamma Mia!
Luigi: Mario why have you opened a pizza restaurant? The only thing we've ever been good at anyway is plumbing and throwing little blue men in hockey masks into pipes!
Mario: [Slapping Luigi] Because it was PaPa's dream! You better remember that ya' sad excuse for a plum… I mean Pizza delivery boy!
Toad: Here you are Boss ten achovie pizzas ready to be delivered to a Mr I. Mluringyouintoatrapdumbass.
Mario: Bella, Bella! You see Luigi that's the kind of attitude we need at Mario's gullible, unquestioned obedience!
Luigi: Mario don't you think this is a bit fishy and predictable?
Mario: [Raising his hand] I'm warnin' you Luigi! Peach!
Peach: [Scuttling over holding a tray] Yes boss?
Mario: As the most helpless member of the team I think it is your duty to protect Luigi. Capesh?
Peach: [Sweetly] Excuse me I just have one question.
Mario: Yes Sugar beet.
Peach: [Angry] Why the bloody hell, If I'm a pissin' princess am I workin in your sleazy craphole of a pizza parlour or helping you fight that bloody dinosaur guy?! You should be frickin' bowing to me you dumbass!
Mario:[Beat] That's great honey. [He slaps her on the ass]
Peach: Oh screw it! Come on Luigi let's go get caught so Mushroom and Moustache here can [airquote] rescue us!