WEEEEE!!!
An Inuyasha One-Shot
Eh, just a one-shot I thought up to pass the time.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the Weeeee! Song. And if I did, I would sing it all the time.
Onyx: Sooo... after the gang destroyed Naraku, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, and Koga came around to see the restored Shikon Jewel.
Kagome completes the Shikon Jewel and it is restored to its former pure self.
Kagome: "It's finished."
Inuyasha: "'Bout time too, now I can make my wish on becoming a full-fledged demon."
Sango: "I can bring back my brother Kohaku…"
Miroku: Happily. "And Sango will finally bear my children!"
SMACK!!!
Sango: "You Perv!"
Sesshomaru: "Tch, go get a room you two…"
Rin: Innocently smiles. "That sounds like fun! Jaken, would you please bear my children too?"
Jaken: Dies from blood loss.
Koga: "Are we going to make a wish or what!? I want to take Kagome already and revive my clan."
Inuyasha: "For the last time, she isn't YOUR woman ya scrawny wolf!"
Onyx: "JUST MAKE YOUR STUPID WISH ALREADY!!!"
All: "Yes Madam."
Jewel started glowing a bright pink.
You start off, my wishes…
Inuyasha: "I wish I could become a—"
No, you start off…
Kagome: "What?"
AND WEEEEE!!!
All: "…Huh?"
A keyboard suddenly appeared in front of Inuyasha.
Oh my God!
There was this guy and a keyboard,
And he went WEEEEE!!!
Inuyasha: "WTF is goin' on here!?"
Kagome: "Why did a keyboard show up?"
Sango, who was the next victim, wore a white apron.
Oh my God!
Then I went to my Mom,
And she went…
WEEEEE!!!
Sango: "What the hell am I wearing!?"
Miroku looks up skirt and drools.
SMACK!
Sango: "PERVERT!!!"
Then, Miroku was smoking a pipe and held a newspaper.
That's alright!
Cause I went to my dad,
And he went…
WEEEEE!!!
Miroku: Smokes. "This isn't half bad, actually."
Shippo: Swipes it away. "That's bad for your health you know."
Koga gets sword out.
Oh my God!
Then there was this guy,
And he goes,"hey, I got a knife"
And I go…
WEEEEE!!!
Koga: "And Kagome shall be mine!"
Inuyasha: Waves keyboard. "In your dreams furry-butt!"
Kagome: "Don't I get a say in this…?"
Sesshomaru gets gangsta clothes on.
Yo! I ran into this tough gangsta,
And he was all,"Yo muthafucka"
WEEEEE!!!
Sesshomaru: Looks at bling-bling necklace. "What the hell is this atrocious clothing that I'm wearing?"
Inuyasha: "I don't really want to know…"
Rin then disappeared inside a cardboard robot suit.
Yo! I saw R2D2 on the street,
And it was like…
WEEEEE!!! BLEEEP!!!
Rin: "Lord Sesshomaru? Are you our there?"
Sesshomaru: "What are you wearing Rin?"
Kagome: "Where have I seen that robot…?"
Jaken's body was placed in a wheelchair and started rolling away.
Yo! I saw this kid in a wheelchair,
And he was going over the hill really fast, And he was like... WEEEEE!!!
Rin: "Roll roll roll away, down the grassy hill."
Shippo: "Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily—"
Sesshomaru: Sweatdroping. "Over to that mill…"
They all appeared in a movie theater and saw Kagura eating popcorn.
Yo! I was searching for seats here,
And this girl she was like "I got popcorn" And I was like... OH MY GOD! WEEEEE!
All: "KAGURA!?"
Kagura: Waves. "Yo, the show's about to end."
When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
Rin: "What are drugs, Lord Sesshomaru?"
Sesshomaru: "…Sake?"
Kagome: "I think it means by crack, pot, ect."
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...
Inuyasha: Laughs. "Gonads!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Koga: "Are you laughing because yours ARE small, dog breath?"
Inuyasha: "WHY YOU!!!"
Koga and Inuyasha fight in cloud of claws and dust.
Gonads in strife (x3)
Gonads in strife (x3) Gonads in strife (x3) Gonads in strife (x3)
Theater and costumes disappear and they are on a dirt path. It started raining.
Gonads in the lightning...
In the lightning... in the rain... WEEEEE!
Kagome: "Does anyone have an umbrella!?"
Inuyasha: "My hair!"
Miroku: "My gonads… in strife!"
A squirrel runs across the path.
YO! I saw a squirrel run across the street,
And he didn't get hit by a car, So it was like... WEEEEE!
The rain stopped, and the jewel vanished in a pink flash.
All: "…"
Sesshomaru: "…Lets not ever talk about this again…"
Inuyasha: "…Agreed…"
And they lived happily ever after. …Yeah…
Shutup, I know it's bad... '