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Fantasy castle.
As the cold winds blew up his dress, the blonde boy tried to pull it down while others were just staring at him.
'It's all his goddamn fault! That stupid no good son-of-a-carrot! I'm going to punch him so hard that his eyes are gonna pop out!'
"HI HONEYY," screamed out a tall man dressed in a bride's gown. He lunged on the blonde boy while the blonde boy tried to pull him off.
"This is stupid! Why can't you be the girl instead? At least the bride's gown doesn't blow up in front of everyone!" said Naruto as he rushed off to find Sasuke.
"Awwwws, Naruto come back, why don't you? Who cares about that ugly-looking Sasuke!" yelled out Rock Lee.
When Naruto started to look for Sasuke he saw a big hole under some bushes…
"What's that?" As Naruto tried to look in closer his whole body just fell in the hole and he got swept in.
"HOLY MOTHER FUCKING FLYING DUCKS!" screamed Naruto. Naruto fell down with a thump and looked up to see what had happened.
"Merghh, where am I?" asked Naruto.
"WELCOME! You must be Naruto aruto baruto caruto daruto earuto faruto garuto haruto iaruto jaruto karuto laruto maruto oaruto paruto qaruto raruto saruto taruto uaruto waruto xaruto yaruto zaruto!" said some man.
"Please, don't ever call me that again, who are you and why do you know my name?" asked Naruto.
"I'm Yu-Gi-Oh."
There was a moment of silence, a long silence.
"Now that was really awkward," said Naruto, looking sideways. Naruto lifted up his head and turned his head to the so-called-boy named Yugi. He had yellow hair with red and pink stripes along the spikiness of the hair. "Okay, so have you seen a boy really tall, very handsome, has black hair, and looks like he's running away from someone?"
"Not that I heard of, but I'll help you look for him," said Yugi
Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh walked down a path that seemed to look like chocolate. "Is this chocolate?" asked Naruto curiously.
"No, its poo… no crap it's chocolate," said Yugi
"Whoa! That's awesome! That's wickedly genius, who made it?" asked Naruto happily.
"It's natural, go, eat it if you want," said Yugi. Naruto went on the floor and started licking it, it looked wrong at first but then Naruto saw other people licking the floor too.
"Wait a minute, you haven't told me what this place was yet," Naruto turned to look at Yugi, but Yugi was gone. Naruto got frightened he didn't know anyone but Yugi at the time; he wondered what he should do. Naruto was getting tired; he didn't eat anything ever since Sasuke went missing and Naruto trying to find him.
"Hey, what you doing here?" said a tall person with orange hair.
"Yeah, what are you doing here?" said another tall person with orange hair.
Naruto noticed they were twins.
"Hey, little kid, have sex before?" asked one of the twins.
"Uhh, yeah, with Sasuke," replied Naruto honestly.
"Oh, good, he's not tight, it always hurts when it's too tight, right Kaoru-kun?" asked one of them, so Naruto assumed that one of them was Kaoru.
"Ah, but you said I was too tight, did that mean I hurt you? I'm sorry Hikaru," said the other, which Naruto assumed again that one of them was Hikaru.
"No, no, your tightness still fits my cock; your butt was really warm," said Hikaru.
"Oh, I'm glad I thought I hurt your cock in some way," said Kaoru.
They both hugged and Naruto stood there blanked out.
"We haven't forgotten about you little boy," said Hikaru chuckling.
Naruto felt a shudder on his back and guessed that his back had goose bumps.
"Urghmm! Mmmm, harder please!" yelled out Kaoru.
"No, don't come yet, I want to come together, it's better and the pleasure will just be more fun," said Hikaru.
"Hikaru! You know I never can hold back!" screamed out Kaoru crying.
"No, don't cry, I'm sorry," said Hikaru embracing Kaoru.
While that was happening, Naruto had to face the pain by watching the both of them having sex. They were in a position like the number 69. That was a weird way of saying things, but it was true.
All Hikaru did was suck on Kaoru's cock and he cries because he couldn't come at the same time as Hikaru? This is even worse than me and Sasuke!
Then it hit Naruto… "SASUKE! I completely forgot about Sasuke!" Naruto rushed out of the door and Hikaru and Kaoru stared at each other and wondered why Naruto needed the leader.
"Aiyahh! It's night and I'm looking for that no good son-of-a-carrot! What am i? stupid?! I love him, yes, but I know why he would have avoided me and ran away like that," said Naruto sadly. Naruto turned around to look for more clues on where Sasuke could be. Naruto saw signs leading him this way to another until he finally reached a shop.
"Maybe Sasuke is in here!" Naruto had his hopes up.
Naruto opened the door, and to be welcomed by another man taller than him, he had brown hair and very gothic clothing, along with a silver-haired man and a blonde man all wearing, pretty much the same clothes.
"And who might you be?" asked the brown haired man.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you," said Naruto.
"I'm Sora, the silver, Riku and blondy here is Roxas," said Sora.
"Yes, umm have you seen a black haired guy come pass here? The name Sasuke?" asked Naruto.
"The leader? Why would you need him for?" asked Roxas.
"Leader? Okay, I know this place is scary, but Sasuke is no leader, he's my boyfriend!" said Naruto.
"Hah, very funny. This Sasuke is our leader; he's the king of yaoi," said Sora.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
It was a very very long silence, even longer than the one with Yugi.
"Okay, prove it to me then," said Naruto with a smile, surely Sasuke isn't the king of yaoi. No way could he ever be, thought Naruto in his head.
"Okay, look at this poster over here," said Roxas.
Naruto went up to the poster in the shop and stared at it.
He saw Sasuke's hand holding up a little bottle with lots of little chibi people in it, on the other hand Sasuke was holding a paper with cocks all kinds of different sizes. On the poster Sasuke had an evil grin and he had a crown on his head.
Naruto stared at the poster for a really long time. While Sora and Roxas was having fun poking Riku in the stomach.
"Where is this castle? This yaoi castle?" asked Naruto.
"Oh, Oh! I'll take you there! I know the way!" yelled out Roxas.
"Oh, okay, thanks then."
"No! Roxas, god damn it, you CAN'T walk out in the dark! Remember what I told Sora?" said Riku angrily, and finally talked.
"But I want to come!"
"I want to come too!" said Sora.
"Does this mean I have to go as well?" said Riku sighing.
"Yup!, no matter what, were always a threesome thanks to Sasuke!" said Sora.
Naruto realised that somehow Sasuke didn't really need Naruto, he's already got a whole kingdom to look after.
As they all went out of the shop, Naruto felt a bang bang in his heart.
"HOLY SHIT! Riku! It's LU XUN!!" screamed out Sora.
"Who?"
"LU XUN! HOLY FUCK MAN! IT'S LU XUN!" screamed out Roxas.
"Wait, Lu Xun, as in the Lu Xun as in the most sexiest person in the world and famous to everyone around?" asked Riku.
"HOLY YES!" both Sora and Roxas screamed.
They both ran up to Lu Xun and hugged him so hard it looked like he was dying.
Naruto just stared and thought back to Dynasty Warriors the game, which Sasuke and him would always play.
"YOUR GONNA KILL HIM!" exclaimed Riku.
"No, it's alright," said Lu Xun with a smile.
"He sounds like a Prince, man Lu Xun your even famouser than King Sasuke!" yelled out Sora with glee.
"Famouser is not a word, not let the Prince go," said Riku angrily.
"I know I'm not famous than King Sasuke, everyone knows that I respect him like you guys do, he put me in a couple with Guan Ping," said Lu Xun with a cute smile.
Sora and Roxas fainted and Riku as always would carry both of them. Lu Xun looked weirdly at them both and turned to Naruto.
Naruto was happy now, he finally found a person shorter than him. "So, My name is Lu Xun, nice to meet you, Sasuke, you need him right? I'll take you to him," said Lu Xun kindly.
Naruto never knew how nice a person could be. Naruto followed while Riku was right behind him with two fainted obsessed Lu Xun fans. Lu Xun lead the way to the castle. It looked like 100 mansions all combined together, Naruto looked at the castle.
"Lu Xun, is this meant to be Sasuke's castle?" asked Naruto.
"What?! No, King Sasuke has a way bigger castle, this is my castle," said Lu Xun smiling.
"………………………………" once again Naruto had the longest silence but was broken by a sound.
"Ohhhh! More, more please! Quickly I'm gonna come!" this was coming out of the bushes and some sperm came spilling out of the bushes and onto Lu Xun's boot.
"HOLY NOO!" woke up Sora and Roxas.
They both jumped off Riku and got their sleeves and started rubbing off the sperm on Lu Xun's boot.
"No, please stop! It's just sperm it's okay!" said Lu Xun.
"LU XUN! Damn it, where have you been? I was worried sick!" said Guan Ping looking exhausted.
"Don't worry, I was just helping out Naruto," said Lu Xun.
Lu Xun's smile went straight, he turned to see where Naruto was, and found him looking at the bushes with his mouth open widely.
"Naruto?" said everyone.
Everyone came over to see what happened in the bushes.
Everyone was now opening their mouths wide, everyone except for Riku.
The two bodies on the floor… one fat, one skinny, the skinny one had long silver hair with one bad eye, and the other fat one was old and seemed to be an old grandpa. There were only two names that could fit into this.
'Pegasus and that old grandpa of Yugi's.'
And they were having sex, which is very revolting to see.
"What the fuck?" said Riku.
"That's horrible!" said Guan Ping.
"Ewww," both Sora and Roxas said.
"Actually age doesn't really matter, and you can't stop love," said Lu Xun.
Naruto just couldn't believe what he was seeing. His eyes were scarred for life. And the only nice comment for them was Lu Xun's.
"I'm sorry," said Yugi's grandpa "I'll just put on my clothes and go, I'm sorry to have disturbed you in any way."
"Ruin our fun, thanks," said Pegasus with one evil eye.
"How are we ruining your fun?! You're the one who disgusted us with your filthy ways, and of course it was disturbing!" said Riku angrily. Yugi's grandpa just stood there nakedly in shame. While Pegasus was about to get his cards out to duel. Naruto stood there once again just blankly looking at nothing, trying to erase images of what he saw. Lu Xun looked at Guan Ping…
"Guan Ping, why did you say that to them? It's rude, what if I was old and wrinkly? Would you still love me?" said Lu Xun sadly.
Guan Ping loved Lu Xun with his heart, even if he was old and wrinkly. Guan Ping had nothing to say. Lu Xun turned to Naruto…
"Sorry Naruto, I think I'll be walking alone to King Sasuke's castle, Riku, Sora and Roxas will take you there instead," said Lu Xun.
Lu Xun walked off.
Chapter 1: End
Beta Note: Hi guys! I'm KS! Just wanted to point out the review button down there! Please leave a comment! I know that Shuwazi's friend would really appreciate it if you did. I know that this isn't written as well as some other fics out there, but please be nice and point out anything that needs fixing. :D I also realise that, as a beta, I haven't really edited this well, but I wanted to keep the fic as original as possible. well, anyways, that's my message for you guys... Hope you enjoyed!!