A/n: When Moony talkes it's to the tune of Fergalicious by Fergie. Not all may like this but it's really funny (and I'm a big Fergie fan). I had to tweak some of the lyrics to make it right but here you go...
Moony and Prongs were the last ones in the common room. They were both staring into the dieing embers of the fire. Remus was deep in thought. He knew he had to tell James, he was his best mate. He wouldn't care.
"Umm…Prongs?" said Remus when he finally built up his confidence.
"Yea Moony?" he replied, ungluing his eyes from the fire to face his friend.
"I have to tell you something, and there's only one way to tell you it"
"What is it Moony?" he asked.
"Well, Moonylicious definition makes them boys go loco. They want my treasures so they get their pleasure from my photo. You can see me, you can't squeeze me. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease them, boys just come and go like seasons. Moonylicoius so delicious, but I ain't promiscuous and if you was suspicious all that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses that put them boys on rock rock and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got," said Moony as he picked up a beat.
"What do you mean?" asked James.
"It's Moonylicoius, it hot hot, its Moonylicious I put them boys on rock rock, its Moonylicious, they want a choice of what I got I'm Moonylicoius t-t-t-tasty tasty. Moonylicious def, Moonylicious def, Moonylicious def, def, def, def, def, def, Moonylicious definition make them boys go crazy. They always claim they know me coming to me call me Remus. I'm the M to the O-O N the E the Y and can no body else put it down like me I'm Moonylicious, so delicious. I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness he's my witness. I put your boy on rock, rock and he be lining down the black just to watch what I got," Remus sang while Prongs began dancing around the room.
"Hey where'd the music go?" James asked as Remus stopped singing.
"You were supposed to be listening to the words Prongs!" shouted Remmy.
"Oh, sorry," he said sitting down, "Continue."
"All the time I turn around, brotha's gather round always looking at my up and down, looking at my uhhh. I just want to say it now; I aint trying to round up drama little mama. I don't want to take your straight man. And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it. But I'm trying to tell that I can't be treated like clientele but they say she's delicious so delicious."
"I GET IT NOW!" Prongs shouted jumping up from the couch.
"Finally," muttered Remus.
"You want to go to a muggle concert to see Fergie!"
"No Prongs!" yelled Remus.
"Either that or…oh…your trying to say that-"
"Yes James, I'm gay"
A/n: Hope you liked it, it was just a wakey idea that came to me one day about Remmy coming out of the clost(but I really don't think he's gay). REVIEW critisism welcome and read my other stories while your at it :-)