Had this idea for a while, and I'm honestly having too much writer's block on TDSCH right now so might as well give you all something w So here's my crazy ideas, hope you enjoy. Warning ahead of time, there may be some bashing, and characters might get a little OOC.
I never say this because in all honestly it makes me sad, but D; I do not own SGT Frog or any of it's characters….if I did…let's just say it would have to be more of an adult show than a children's xD
Giroro: Appearing
"Kululu, what happened?"
"Ku ku ku, I accidentally ripped open a wormhole into a different dimension again…"
"Kero?! W-well, is it dangerous?"
"What IS it? An alien, or a normal pekoponian?"
"Whatever it is, I'll protect you from it Sarge!"
"You could say, unexpected visitor?"
"Well let's not stand out here in the freezing cold! Bring her inside before she gets a cold you stupid frog!"
"N-natsumi-dono, are you sure you can trust this girl?"
"Whatever she may be, she's in trouble right now, so march!"
"Nee-chan has a point Gunsou…Here, I'll help you"
Why does this all sound so familiar….?
My body had shifted from the sheer cold of snow to the beckoning hope we all know as warmth. I had no idea where I was at that time, it all looked like a dream. But my hopes were quickly reprised as the familiar sounds I'd heard so many times from my computer screen reverberated from outside. I was not dreaming, at least not anymore.
Their voices chimed in the backyard like they were always there from the start, just waiting for me to open my eyes. My feet took off dashing down those familiar steps, swerving, turning at every corner until the glass door I had longed so long to push to the side in my dreams to see my most favorite keronian.
"Giroro?"
They all stopped, stunned that I could see them, stunned that I knew one of their names. At first, they were prepared for battle, so I put my hands up slightly above my shoulders and smiled faintly at the silly creatures. I would never cause them harm, especially him.
"Who are you?" Giroro asked, disbelieving that I know him.
My eyes couldn't have bulged more at the question. Who was I here? More importantly, how did I get here? How was none of this a dream?
"I said, who are you?!" he shouted loudly. His anger made me cringe, but a familiar smile crept onto my face. It's one of the many things the people where I'm from loved about this guy.
Without another thought, I bluntly replied, "I don't know who I am here." They didn't seem to understand, so the yellow one, the creeper, Kululu stepped in.
"Ku ku ku, so you know you're not at your home right now?"
I nodded.
"Do you know who you are?"
I nodded once more.
"Ku ku ku, if you don't know who you want to be here, then may I suggest naming you and keeping you as a pet?" he chuckled madly.
I could feel the shivers crawling down my spine as I listened to his laugh. But, even Kululu couldn't break me right now. I was in a world where many have dreamed to visit. I had so many opportunities to do something here that would never happen back home.
"My name is…going to stay secret, for now. But I'm no one important." I replied steadily.
As I expected, that green fool, Keroro dropped his guard instantly at no sign of a threat and acted just as foolishly as everyone saw him as.
"Kerori~ Well If she's no troube to us, I saw it's an excellent idea to keep her! Mama-dono isn't afraid of anything but animals!"
Telling something like that to someone you just met and not knowing if they're a threat? He really is an idiot…but it's not news to me, nor the bit about Aki. But right now, my focus was still pointed at the still angry Giroro. His eyes were like daggers as they peered into my being, searching for a reason to trust me.
What could I say? There was so much to say, yet nothing would come out. The words were caught in my throat, lost as unneeded air. His voice caught me off guard.
"What exactly are you?"
I thought about it for a while. Should I answer truthfully, or could I have a little fun with this? Instead, I decided to play dumb and shrug in confusion. I should of seen it as a bad call with Kululu being himself and all.
"Ku ku~ Let's dissect her then~ I'm sure I could find something that'll give us the answer~" he chirped. Those shivers felt worse now.
"Sgt. Major Kululu that is enough! She might be very useful to us!" Keroro chimed in, flailing madly. I never thought I'd be protected by a frog…an alien…frog. And what did he mean by useful? His chores? He already has Mois on that. Could he mean, the invasion? Peh, like they'd ever be able to invade! They hardly know each other!
Wait…they hardly know each other, while I know everything…I could easily conquer this planet, I could help them…but is that such a good choice? And what about the Hinata's? I'm not ready to start a fight just yet. Hmm, what to do, what to do…?
Ok, here's a taste of how this is going to start out ;) So, I'll leave it up to you guys, should she be against the invasion, or help them out? I'll try to post the next chapter soon if I get voters~ till then, bye~
