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Battle of the Bands - Naruto Style

Chapter 1: Konoha Try-Outs

One day, Naruto woke up and decide that he wanted to start a band. Yes, a bit random, but that's Naruto for you. Hey, he was feeling musical!

Obviously, he would play electric guitar. But who would else would be in his band? Struck by brilliant random-ness, he knew that the first thing he needed was a manager. Hmm... Someone who would listen to him. Someone who wouldn't order him around. Someone who was organized.

"Hinata!" Naruto shouted. Hinata, being the stalker she is, was just passing by his house for the fifth time this morning.

"Oh... Naruto-kun! I didn't even realized I was near your house!" She lied.

"Hinata, I am starting a band. Would you like to be my manager?"

"Why, yes, Naruto-kun!" She said, blushing shyly. "Who else is in your band?"

Naruto hesitated. "I'm working on it!"

Hinata sighed. "Then the first thing we need to do is hold try-outs!" she suggested.

"Dattebayo!" Naruto replied. "I'll be out soon!"

Hinata leaned against a tree. "More time to spend with Naruto-kun!"

Because word spreads very fast in Konoha, Naruto and Hinata were able to get the word out quickly. They decided to hold the try-outs in the Chuunin Preliminary Arena. Just in case anyone was going to be horrible and scare people away. Lot's of people showed up, even Kakashi-sensei and Gai-sensei.

"What are YOU two doing here?" Naruto asked them.

"Trying out for the band," Kakashi-sensei replied.

"But... you're... OLD!" Naruto said.

"Don't worry Kakashi, I'll dedicate a song to you," Gai-sensei reassured the siilver-haired jounin.

"You're old too," Naruto argued.

"But... I'm youthful!" Gai-sensei cried.

"Do not, worry Gai-sensei!" cried Rock Lee, appearing out of nowhere, "I still think you are youthful!"

"Take that, Kakashi! Your student thinks you're old, but MY student still thinks I'm youthful!" Gai bragged.

Neji, also appearing out of nowhere, said, "No, you're old."

"Neji!" Gai-sensei cried, punching him. When he realized what he had done, he started to cry. "Neji..."

"Sensei..." Neji said. Gai-sensei reached out to hug him. "I'm not hugging you, because I'm not Lee," Neji said and stormed away. Gai-sensei was crying even harder now.

"It is okay, sensei! I will hug you!" Rock Lee cried.

"Okay, as touching as this is, let's move along now... Kakashi-sensei, Gai-sensei, you're too old. NEXT!" Naruto shouted. Next were Kiba and Akamaru, on the drums!

"One, two, three, four!" Kiba yelled, banging his drumsticks together. Akamaru started to jump up and down on the cymbals. They rocked out loud!

"Well... As much as I hate your guts... You're in!" Naruto said.

"WOOOOOOOOO!" Kiba yelled, punching the air. Akamaru barked in pleasure.

"Looks like we got our drum player!" Naruto said to Hinata. "NEXT!"

Next was Sasuke. "What are you doing here, Sasuke! I thought you ran off with Orochimaru!" Naruto said, puzzled.

"Well, loser, I just thought I would bless you with a concert!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. This guy thinks he's sooo cool! Naruto thought.

"So, what are you singing?" Naruto asked.

"'Grr, I'm Angsty,' from my new hit CD, 'Screechy Sounds from Sasuke'!" Everyone watching blinked.

"Where is it a hit? Loserville?" Neji jeered from the crowd.

"I made it while I was on tour in the Sound Village!" Sasuke said.

Naruto scowled. "Just get on with it!"

Grr, I'm Angsty!

By: Sasuke Uchiha

Waaaah! Gaaaah! Raaaa! Grr.

Naaaa! Taaaa! Paaaa! I'm.

Faaaa! Saaaa! Haaaa! Angsty.

Waaaah! Gaaaah! Raaaa! Grr.

Naaaa! Taaaa! Paaaa! I'm.

Faaaa! Saaaa! Haaaa! Angsty.

Waaaah! Gaaaah! Raaaa! Grr.

Naaaa! Taaaa! Paaaa! I'm.

Faaaa! Saaaa! Haaaa! Angsty.

By this time, everyone was holding their bleeding ears and twitching on the ground. Naruto was (somehow) able to call out for assistance.

"Security!" he yelled. Anko came rushing in.

"That's enough from you, young man!" Anko yelled, dragging Sasuke by the ear.

"Hey!" Sasuke yelled in pain. "That's my good side!"

"NEXT!" yelled Naruto. Next was Neji, with his awesome base guitar. After playing for an awesome minute or two, Naruto had to force himself to tell Neji he was done playing. That's just because Neji was so awesome and cool. Naruto had tears in his eyes. It had been so awesome and beautiful.

"You're in!" Naruto sobbed.

"Yes, well, included in my fifty-three page long contract, it states that I will have four solos every two concerts," Neji said.

"Anything you want, Neji. You're so awesome!" Naruto cried. After Neji saved them all from Sasuke's horrible performance, Naruto would do anything for the Hyuuga.

"NEXT!" shouted Naruto. Next was Choji. What he was doing, who knew.

"Okay. Yo mama's so fat even Naruto don't BELIEVE IT!" Choji said.

"Choji, this isn't stand up comedy," Naruto said. Choji sighed, and asked, "Well, then, where's the free food?"

"There is no free food Choji!" Naruto yelled.

"Darn, no food? I quit!" Choji yelled. Naruto slapped himself in the head. "NEXT!"

Next was Ino and Sakura, doing a duet.

"What are you singing?" Naruto asked.

"Anything You Can Do," Sakura and Ino said at the same time.

"Okay, go ahead!" Naruto nodded.

Anything You Can Do

Sakura: Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better

than you

Ino: No, you can't

Sakura: Yes, I can

Ino: No, you can't

Sakura: Yes, I can

Ino: NO, YOU CAN'T!

Sakura: Yes, I can! YES, I CAN!

Ino: Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater

than you

Sakura: No, you're not

Ino: Yes, I am

Sakura: No, you're not

Ino: Yes, I am

Sakura: NO, YOU'RE NOT!

Ino: Yes, I am, YES, I AM!

Since the girls were now screaming at each other and pushing each other, Naruto decided that he had heard enough. They were actually pretty good, at least compared to Sasuke, (Even Jiraiya, who was a notoriously bad singer, was better than Sasuke!) and since everyone else had gone home to nurse their bleeding ears, Naruto had no choice but to accept the two.

"So Hinata, who's in?" Naruto asked after they had sent everyone home.

"Well, Naruto-kun, you are on electric guitar, Neji is on base guitar, Kiba and Akamaru are on drums, and Sakura and Ino are our singers," Hinata said.

"We're gonna be the best band ever! Dattebayo!"