Disclaimer: Absolute Boyfriend and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha do not belong to me

Disclaimer: Absolute Boyfriend and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha do not belong to me. They belong to their respective owners.

Note: This is an AU fic and some characters will be OoC. This fic basically mixes the story of Absolute Boyfriend with the characters of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha. This also will be a NanoFate story but it also has a few YunaNanoha moments! (OMG a love triangle!) And this is for OLDER TEENS! You have been warned. For anyone who has read Absolute Boyfriend I will say I'm changing a bit of it though it could be a lot. And don't spoil anything. (Isn't Yuu Watase great?)

"Oh no!! I gotta hurry up!! My big showdown's this morning!" Nanoha said as she ran out of her room.

She was sixteen and living by herself for a while because her parents were away and sibling in college. She had brown hair tied in an off-center ponytail. Her living room had garbage everywhere and had random things littered everywhere.

"Wha?! Whoa!!" she yelped as she stepped on an empty water bottle and slipped.

She tried stopping herself but she ended up squashed against the balcony door.

"I forgot to bring in the laundry!!" Nanoha realized when she looked out the see-through balcony door she was squashed against.

Next door, another sixteen year old teenager was doing the laundry. He had long blonde hair up to his shoulders. His name was Yuuno Scrya and was Nanoha's childhood friend. A teenage girl younger than him came out yawning.

"Good Morning, Yuuno." She said

"It was your turn to do the laundry, Arf. You really need to learn responsibility." Yuuno said to his younger sister. (A/N: I need a real human name for Arf, seriously unless you guys don't mind) While drying a pair of boxers, a bra landed on his head. Holding the bra in silence he stared at it.

"AAAHH!! I'm not gonna make it!!" Nanoha shouted frantically apparently the bra had went over the wall separating the apartments while she was taking them in.

"I hate living by myself! Mom, Dad, please come back!!" Nanoha said as she ran outside.

She jumped back in shock when she saw Yuuno holding her bra in front of her.

"Yuuno! What are you doing with my bra? Are you a secret pervert!?" Nanoha said blushing and hit him.

"What!? No!! It fell into on my head when I was doing my laundry!" Yuuno said trying to clear his name and get up.

"Huh? Nanoha? Off to school already? It's early." Arf said opening the door.

"Oh! I'm sorry then!" Nanoha apologized as quickly as possible and ran.

"C'mon Yuuno, the hallway's no place to take a nap." Arf said clueless about the previous events.

"What makes you think I'm sleeping…?" Yuuno said with a painful tone in his voice.

'Calm down. Breathe…You've got to this!!' Nanoha thought.

As she saw the person she was looking for she started blushing.

"G-good morning, Ishizeki!!" she said

Ishizeki had short blonde hair and was relatively tall.

"Oh. Hey, Takamichi" he said

"Please, call me Nanoha"

"So…you sent me an e-mail yesterday. What's up?"

"I…I like you!! Will you go out with me!?"

"Sorry! I like someone else!!"

SHOT DOWN COLD!!

"Um…What hit me?" Nanoha asked still dazed by his speed.

"…By the way…Why are you holding a bra? Freaky…"

"Sorry, see you around I gotta get to practice" he said as he went up the bus.

YOU LOSE

"Nanoha! Put the bra away!!" Yuuno said behind her.

Nanoha met up with two of her friends after school.

"Nanoha! You're late!" a dirty blonde haired girl said. She looked the same age as Nanoha and was standing next to another girl who had purple colored hair.

"Sorry Arisa-chan, Suzuka-chan!" Nanoha apologized to both her best friends.

I fell for him on the first day of school. In the month since, I've really tried to be fiends with him. Sometimes he'd even talk to me but I wasn't that in love with him. It was actually a pretty small crush. She just wanted to experience being loved for once.

"Aw, don't worry about it Nanoha." Yuuno said trying to comfort the dejected girl.

"Yeah Nanoha there's lots of fish in the sea!" Arisa said

"Well I gotta go. Bye guys!" Nanoha said forcing a smile and running into a park.

'I wish I had a friend to talk to. I don't want to bother Arisa-chan and Suzuka-chan though and Yuuno works…'

She walked slowly through the park and heard a phone ring.

'Huh, what's that?' looking around she spotted a phone on the ground.

"Hello?" Nanoha asked hesitantly after picking it up

"Thank heavens! I don't know what I'd do with I lost it"

'It's a girl and she sounded my age.'

"Thanks for picking it up! I gotta thank you properly! Will you meet me?"

"Hey! Over here!" someone called Nanoha inside a café.

'What's with the outfit!?' Nanoha thought staring at a girl the same as her but wearing what looked like something out of an anime. 'Is she into cosplay? Kinda cute though.' (It's Hayate's transformed outfit but without the wings and staff.)

"Here's your phone. Um…"

"Thank you!" the brown haired girl said smiling. "Would you like something? Oh, miss! Menu please! You saved me I need this for my job."

"Your job…with the circus?" Nanoha asked

"Huh? No, I'm just a regular white-collar worker! As you can see."

'I can't!!' Nanoha thought.

"Anything you want from Wolkenritter, at a big discount!"

'OH! So she really is a salesman!'

"No that's okay…Bye!" Nanoha said not wanting to buy anything

"Aw, come on! Isn't there anything you want? Make up, toiletries…"

'She's so pushy' Nanoha thought

"Okay, I want a lover!" Nanoha said.

"Oh…Why didn't you say that to begin with?" she smiled mischievously

"Here's my card. The CD-ROM will take you to our website. But the site has to remain an absolute secret, okay? I'll be in touch with you. Bye, Nanoha."

'A website? Wait…did she just say my name?' she thought running out the door only to find that she was gone.

"Wolkenritter…Yagami Hayate? It's gotta be a scam." Nanoha read the card once she got home.

"Hey…I'm going to clean up." Yuuno said coming in the apartment.

"Thanks, Yuuno." Nanoha quietly said watching her childhood friend clean up.

"Oh, and here I brought some food from work. You should stop mixing potato chips with ramen." Yuuno said before he left.

'Might as well take a look at the CD.' She said putting the CD in the computer.

'I wonder if I can do this on my own…I was never good with computers.'

A homepage on Wolkenritter appeared and Nanoha took a look at the stuff they had to offer.

'Hmm…let's see what do I click? And why are there so many check boxes?' she thought As she started clicking all the check boxes and clicked okay when suddenly it a small window popped up saying 'thank you for ordering'.

'Wait!? I didn't order anything!! Where's the cancel button!?' a few minutes later she found there was no cancel button!

'NO CANCEL BUTTON?!' she looked a few more places and saw that there was a 3-day free trial.

'Well…whatever I ordered I get to try it out for 3 days right? It shouldn't be that bad'

At the time I was just curious but…

The next day there was a man and a woman standing outside and next to them was a box. The women had pink hair tied to a ponytail and the man had white-ish looking hair.

"Nanoha Takamichi?" they asked.

"Um…yes?"

"Package for you, sign here."

"Thank you" she said as they left

'Wolkenritter? For real!? But I just ordered it last night! I gotta see this' as she started ripping up all the packaging

'It's so big…why all the packaging?'

'Huh?' She thought when something heavy fell on her.

"Ah!!" she yelped scrambling away from the heavy object.

Taking a closer look it was actually a body of a teenager. She had long blonde hair and looked like she was sleeping.

'This is totally a human being!! The face looks so real! And she's naked!'

'I'll try talking to her'

"Um…excuse me" Nanoha tentatively said touching her hand.

'She's cold! There's no pulse! She's not breathing!! Is she dead?'

'What should I do? I have to talk to someone!! Yuuno!!' she thought frantically looking for her cell phone when suddenly it rang scaring half to death.

"Hello! Yagami Hayate here!"

"Thanks for ordering from Wolkenritter's lover shop! So, you like?"

"Wait!? Lover shop!?"

"Yeah it was on the website…you didn't see it?"

"NO! And if it's a lover shop why is it a girl?!"

"I don't know you ordered her."

"…But I accidentally clicked it!"

"Well…I'm sorry but you can't give it back till the trial is over! Anyways you like?"

"Did you send me a dead body!? She's cold and not breathing!"

"Huh? What are you talking about? You gotta read the manual! A dead body wouldn't be that soft. Anyways I'll call you again in three days.

"W-Wait... Manual?" Nanoha started looking after noticing she hung up.

'Getting started…it's supposed to move? For real!? But that's what it says…'

First activate the unit.

'I-I have to touch it? That weird girl was right…she is kinda soft. Is this a real person?'

The unit's lips are equipped with a sensor that detects the body heat from your lips…

'I've never kissed anyone before and a girl at that…I'm going to lose my first kiss to a girl!? Should I…do it? What've I got to lose, right?'

…and registers you as her lover.

'Do it!'

Nanoha leaned down and kissed her. She jerked back when she heard a heartbeat and looking at her hands saw her twitch.

'She moved! Oh…My…God...'

"It's a pleasure to meet you girlfriend." The teenager said before she cupped Nanoha's face and kissed her.

'What the…?'

'Am I…dreaming!?'

A/N: snickers Anyways I need some help. For anyone who has read the manga I need help deciding which characters are which…Hopefully there's at least one person who has read it? Oh and review please? I know it's not that good cuz I rushed a bit but review anyways!