'I am slowly going crazy, one, two, three, four, five, six, STOP!'
"Just how much ale did the lad drink, Rodney?"
"Um…four pints."
'Crazy going slowly am I , six, five, four, three, two, one, STOP!'
"Maybe more."
"Maybe? What in God's name possessed him to do that?"
'I am slowly going crazy, one, two, three, four, five, six, STOP!'
"Well…the only way they would trade with us is if our leader could drink their leader under the table. And we weren't about to call Elizabeth."
"Ach…I suppose he won."
"Damn straight."
"Conan, stop using Sheppard's pet phrases."
'Crazy going slowly am I , six, five, four, three, two, one, STOP!'
"You know, technically the second line should start with STOP, then the numbers, then the words."
"Dr. McKay, I do not understand this song."
'I am slowly going crazy, one, two, three, four, five, six, STOP!'
"Ye're all bloody crazy."
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AN: Yes. Well. I had this exact dream last night, and it wouldn't leave me alone. So I wrote it down. I'd just like to second Carson by saying that we're all bloody crazy.