I do not own Teen Titans.
Or the orginal song "I'm gettin' nuttin' for christmas"


Titan Christmas Songs.

Song 1:
Beast Boy's Christmas.

I broke my bat on Cyborg's car;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Starfire's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Raven's rug;
I made Silkie eat a bug;
Tortured the poor pizza guy;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Robin and the others are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on Mento's chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Terra's hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Cyborg's plans;
Climbed a tree and made Robin wet his pants,
Filled Aqua Lad's boots with ants
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Robin and the others are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.


AHA! I finally get time to post this. I actually wrote it last year, and everyone loved it, my Dad's co-worker put it on her door xD So I thought "What the heck, lets post it and see what happens."

I don't think I am breaking any rules here, I already said I don't own any of this really, I just did a parody on a christmas song in light of the holiday season. If I am, let me know, and if your right I'll most likely take it off. If not, then I will parody some more songs and post them.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

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