There's Troy Bolton over there with his girlfriend, my sister, Sharpay Evans. How dare she steal him from me? He was mine. Ok not really 'cuz I never asked him out. I chickened out. Who would want to date the hottest bisexual basketball star captain anyway? Oh wait ME. I'm in love with him and he doesn't even know I exist. Oh sure it's "Hey Ryan." or "Sup?" He's all hanging off my sister like string cheese off a pizza or a puppy dog. Pull…ezze. Oh god do I want him really bad. But I just can't be with him. Damn Sharpay for her perfect figure tight tops and short skirts. Way to go Gabbie for spilling you lunch on her. She deserved it. Damn she has a closet in her locker. Oh wait… I'm getting of track here. Back to me wanting Troy all to myself, I know I should be happy for her but I can't be. It's Troy flippin Bolton, the god of East High. Well if I can't have troy, which I will someday, maybe I can have... hmm well can't think ok anyone else I want besides Troy. Maybe Zeke, he bakes maybe I'll ask him to make me a Creme Brule. Who knows maybe he likes me too.