AN: I swear i haen't died yet D: ... and i'll try to get back to breaking point and all them etc - hit - Dx i just needed to get back to writing to try and spruce it up, get better, ugh.. you can blame my ( A.K.A Thank.) English teacher for getting me back into writing again... and Final Fantasy XIII LightxHope pics.. i should really draw one.. anyway new story to help me get back on track. stupid school... hope you like D:

Everyone shows a sign of weakness once in a while right? No… I didn't, shouldn't, yet…

I was broken from my thoughts, rather rudely might I add, by Peach of all people slamming my door open. Just what the hell did she want now?

"Samus," Great, she sounds like she's in a beautiful mood, "Why is Snake unconscious in the training room!"

"I told him I wasn't interested." I stated, sliding down in my chair to relax my head back on my arms. "He apparently wants to die since he keeps coming back. Persistent." I clucked my tongue on the last part closing my eyes to try and tone out her nagging.

Peach ground her teeth much to my amusement, her eyes sparking in warning, not like it frightened me any. I was a bounty hunter after all.

"Samus.. Just what the hell is wrong with you! You Never get along with Anyone!" Peach screamed. Looks like princess bitch picked up some more vocabulary…

"What the hell is wrong with me? Hmm, how about everything? And I get along with Pikachu just fine. Besides everyone else I've met so far is either an idiot or a snobby, self-obsessed prick." I grinned to myself, waiting for peach to practically implode from my retort. Not like it mattered much, then maybe she'd get off my back.

"You! That yellow Rat doesn't fucking count!" Peach really wasn't one to give up, well normally. Except when arguing with me she would if I was lucky.

"Me what, I mean why are you so interested in MY life? Why don't you go back to your room and fuck your little plumber boy like a good princess, and for the record lay off Pikachu you pink clad whore!" I knew I'd struck a nerve like I was aiming to from the twitch of her left eye and murderous look. Say what you want about me but honestly, say shit about Pikachu and don't expect to live long.

"I-J- Ugh! Why did master hand even bother to bring you here?" With the final remark, whispered, (I still heard it anyway) Peach left.

About time.

Drawn back to my thoughts I pondered.

Why the hell DID Snake keep coming back? Well it's kind of obvious. I mean really.. but still you'd think that after nearly dying like what, fifty times he'd get the hint. Whatever he's just a stupid mercenary like pretty much everyone else.

I let out a puff of breath. Now back to the task beforehand. What to do, because obviously thinking wasn't working out very well.

I stared at the faded looking white of my rooms walls, glanced at my paralyzer on my desk, looked at the empty dog bed Pikachu would use, and thought.. well until my stomach growled at me. Well I guess that gave me something to do.

Pulling myself from the plush like chair I stood, my zero suit creaking slightly from shifting. To the kitchen!~

Rotting veggies, moldy cheese, curdled milk. Great.

Sighing I shut the fridge door. Of course we didn't have any edible food that wouldn't kill a person. Letting out a huff I flung open the cupboard door in annoyance. Cereal with a bite taken out of the box (Probably Kirby), empty poptart box (one of the kids), expired granola bars (did they even expire?), cobwebs, and a rodent skeleton (ok.. Eww…). Just where the hell was all the damn food!

Brows knit together I stared at the bare cupboards, save for, pause for dramatic effect, more rotting food.

Yup this was awesome, right?

Of course it was.

I turned on my heel, about to exit the kitchen when the door gently brushed my side and stopped. Since when was I the door stopper?

"Do you mind?" Maybe that came out a bit harsher than I meant. Oh well probably someone I hated anyway. Basically if they hated me then the feeling was obviously mutual.

A pair of cautious cerulean eyes peeked past the door, surrounded by an ocean of brown hair and what looked like (a crown..?) poking through near the base of her hairline.

"Sorry…" The female ( she looked like one anyway) muttered while scooting past. Yup Female. Either way I'd seen her before but never really paid much attention..

"Yeah… anyway who are you?" I asked bluntly. Well I was a blunt person. Excuse me if it didn't come in the whole bounty hunter explanation.

"Zelda." She replied, looking away slightly to glance at the fridge. "What about yourself?" Easy enough question to answer.

I watched her walk over to the fridge and open the door only to scowl and her eyebrows to furrow. Her mouth formed a straight, thin line against her pale skin. She retreated to look in the cabinet before shutting it, a small shudder running up her spine… probably the skeleton.

"Problem?" Of course there was. I had even heard her stomach growl too.

"There's nothing to eat in the contraption there." Nice way to state the obvious, nothing slipped past her did it?

"Well yeah. Want to just go order take out or go somewhere?" I watched her puzzled expression and mentally slapped myself. Obviously it didn't seem like she was from any time period around mine. I sighed. She had a lot to learn about this world. A lot to learn. Starting with the phone, fridge, and how to use the phone.

This could take a while.

AN: Hope you enjoyed please R&R! ( short i know but it seemed good to break at and i'm already working on chapter two that is if anyone even likes it.)