Hey, it's me! Haruhi Suzumiya! Geez, it's been a long time since of felt like this. I mean, I don't really know what it feels like to like someone. Since every guy I've ever gone on a date with completely FAILED. But with Kyon, it's… it's so different. I feel like he wants the same exact things I want! I want things to be beyond EXTRAORDINARY! I want a relationship where everything, every day, every word, is DIFFERENT! But of course, I can't simply TELL him that! He needs to work if he wants me. I mean… doesn't every boy want me? 'Cause it sure seems that way. I've also been picking up some odd things from Koizumi… I wonder if he wants me, too! Haha! Now that the S.O.S. Brigade has really, or sorta, taken off, I can start thinking about normal girl stuff! Like boys and relationships! So this is officially, "OPERATION: FIND HARUHI SUZUMIYA A BOYFRIEND!" I better go tell the rest of the Brigade! Later!
Chapter 1: "A Shocked Brigade! Twist in Emotions?"
As always, Yuki sat quietly with her blank face glued to a book, Koizumi patiently waited for Haruhi, Mikuru oddly fell asleep, and I was stuck being bored. Though, I always wondered. Does Nagato have a certain kind of book she likes to read? Has she really developed emotions, at all? I mean, for a humanoid interface, she must be pretty smart. So I bet she could pick things up like that. "H-Hey, Nagato," I softly spoke, trying hard not to wake a sleeping Miss Asahina sitting next me. "Yes?" Yuki asked lifting her head. "Where do 'ya think Haruhi is?" "Oh, Miss Suzumiya? She said she'd be late, but she should be here any moment now," Koizumi said while smiling and checking his watch. "I didn't ask you…" I mumbled under his breath. Mikuru is so cute when she's sleeping. "HEY, EVERYBODY!" Haruhi suddenly bursted in and yelled. "Ahh!" Mikuru screamed, lifting her head off the table. "Oh, Mikuru! I have a new outfit for you!" Haruhi began to dig something out of her bag. Now, I don't normally condone, or accept, what Haruhi does to Mikuru, but she does look really cute in those outfits.
"But… Miss Haruhi! Th-This is a little revealing…" Mikuru whimpered. I just stared at the super-revealing maid outfit Haruhi had picked for Mikuru. "Oh, C'MON! Try it on!" Koizumi and I headed out as Haruhi started to undress and re-dress Mikuru. "So, Kyon," Koizumi said. "So, Koizumi," I said back. "I'm pretty sure you know why Miss Suzumiya is all hyped up, right?" Koizumi asked with an annoying smile. "Yeah, because she bought a bunch of new outfits to exploit Miss Asahina with." I slashed at him. You know, sometimes Koizumi can be a LITTLE annoying. "No, no. The North High Dance is soon, and Miss Suzumiya was hoping someone would take her, this year," Koizumi acted like he knew EVERYTHING. It pisses me off. "Oh, so did she get a date?" "You know, Miss Suzumiya tells me everything," he boasted. "He completely ignored me!" I thought to myself. "Is that so?" I asked reluctantly. Koizumi suddenly looked at me with smirk. "… Are you jealous?" Koizumi asked me. "What? Why on earth would I be jealous?"
Koizumi then started to circle me. He glared at me with a threatening vibe. "C'mon now, Kyon. We both know what you're hiding… They way you pretend to hate all of these weird happenings," What? I didn't get it, at all. And I'm usually not the oblivious one! "I mean," he continued. "… we even had a whole movie about it…" "That is true…" I thought. "Just what are you getting at, Koizumi?" I asked circling him, while he was circling me. Then suddenly, "WE'RE DONE!" Haruhi suddenly screamed from the club room.