Beast Wars Bed and Breakfast Karaoke Night

A/N:Now this is much better and it's late, but it's better than nothing at all, guys at the B&B, this is my year 2 anniversity gift with the humor, sly commentary, and a lot of Megatron bashing, into the story here. So enjoy!!

It's night time in Prehistoric Earth, the air is calm and cool for a get together, but this get together is not an ordinary one, it's the zany Karaoke night with the Beasties and the B&Bers. The hostess is no other than Miss Airrizzon, our founder of the Bed and Breakfast.

Soul: *Smiling* I can't wait to start singing songs with each other!!

Shockbox: *Squeeling in happiness* Yeah!! KARAOKE!!!

Waspinator: *Buzzing* Wazzbinator lovezzz muzzik!!! Wazzbinator rulezzz!!!

Terrorsaur: *Pulls both Shockbox and Waspinator by their collars* Oh no you don't!! Now sit down and pretend to be sane while waiting for Air to welcome us!!

Rattrap: Mehh... I won't be surprise that those two come up with a song that is sane when they are that crazy... Now for Chopper-face....

Dinobot: *Being held back by Skyfire* You will die without honor, Vermin.

Sky: Calm down, Dinobot!!

Tri: And they say that I was crazy.

Optimus: *Sighs* Prime....

Airrizzon: *Up at the front, holding the microphone to a Karaoke machine* Welcome to the Beast Wars Bed and Breakfast Karaoke Night!!

Blaze: *Sitting besides Blues* Whoo-hoo!!

Zero: *Pinching the bridge of his nose* Of all the time to be doing this...

Airrizzon: Now, we still have some issues to deal with, but just for one night, we need to set them aside and enjoy the music our Karaoke singers are singing to all of us, so let's get this party started!!

Everyone: *Claps and whistles*

Airrizzon: Now for the first singer, Skyfire here have accept the position of going first, so let's give a round of appaulse to Skyfire!!

*Claps are heard in the room*

Sky: *Takes the mic from Air* Now, I know that everyone would hate singing cheesy songs, except for 1000 Words, but I thought we should love to hear this, since this is my theme song. And it goes a little like this.... *Starts the machine to the tune*

*Who I am by Jessica Andrews*

If I live to be 100 and never see the seven wonders that'll be alri-yiyiyiyight.
If I don't make it to the big leagues,
if I never win a grammy i'm gonna be just fi-yiyiyiyine.
Cuz i know exactly who I am.
I am Rosmary's granddaughter
The spittin image of my father
And when the day is done my Momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's Who I Am
So when I make a big mistake,
when I fall flat on my face,
I know i'll be alri-yiyiyiyight.
Should my tender heart be broken I will cry those teardrops knowing,
I will be just fi-yiyiyiyine.
Cuz nothing changes who I am.
I am Rosmary's granddaughter
The spittin image of my father
And when the day is done my Momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's Who I Am
I'm a saint and i'm a sinner, i'm a loser, i'm a winner.
I am steady and unstable, I am young but I am able.
I am Rosmary's granddaughter
The spittin image of my father
And when the day is done my Momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's Who I Am
I am Rosmary's granddaughter
The spittin image of my father
And when the day is done my Momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's Who I Am
That's Who I Am

*The song finished, and everyone claps their hands together*

Cheetor: Nice singing, Sky!!

Alia: *Shakes head* And I wonder what is the next song and who is doing it.

X: Who knows, but I pray that Megatron doesn't sing the most distrubing song ever.

Axl: You mean "Karma Chameleon"?

Zero: Yes.

Forte: God, that was so creepy to hear it from Signas when he's drunk....

Everyone that got it: *Snickers*

Everyone else: ???

Air: *Comes back in the spotlight* Thank you, Sky. *Takes back the mic* Now, the rest of the night is everyone else!!

*Chattering and occassional laughter is coming from the background while everyone else is listening to the theme songs from everyone else*