Title: Speed Sperm of Osamu
Characters: Kenya-sperm, Yuushi-sperm, Gin-sperm, Shiraishi-sperm, Tooyama-sperm, Chitose-sperm, and Osamu
Prompt: Sperm
Kenya-sperm raced towards the egg. He was almost there, but victory was no fun if there weren't some sperm to witness it. Checking behind him, he noticed Yuushi-sperm and Gin-sperm catching up, but there was no way he would let them win.
"NO SPEED, NO LIFE!" He crowed. Well, he would have, if he could actually talk. Instead, he turned around again, just in time to see that Shiraishi-sperm had gotten in front of him. Stupid sperm-bastard. Kenya-sperm hoped he would get killed by the acidic stuff that they had passed. He wiggled as quickly as he could. He almost passed Shiraishi-sperm, but his friend got in first and all he could do was try to not get hit as the egg developed a wall-thing.
As he shook his head to knock off the slight pain, he noticed something in the distance. Could it be? Another egg! Yes, he was a lucky sperm-bastard. He squirmed towards it, hoping no one else had noticed. Shoot. That short Tooyama-sperm just came out of nowhere to get in front of him. This wouldn't do, because he was the Sperm Star of Osamu! He raced as fast as he could, but it turned out he didn't need to, as Tooyama-sperm sperm stopped and turned around to nuzzle Chitose-sperm. Kenya-sperm reached the egg and swam in until his tail popped off. Woah, this place was really nice…
A/N: Er... I blame Dara for the prompt. But hey, Brittany, are you surprised yet?