One day, in the magical land of fanfiction, Latte and Tapioca...didn't know where to start.
Tapioca: So...what do we say?
Latte: We should play truth or dare!
Tapioca: By ourselves?
Latte: You're right that would be kinda boring. We need some friends. Some people we can seriously embarrass.
Tapioca: Good thinking! :D
Latte: But of course. So puttting it that way, we should choose a group of people that are really interesting and funny all with disticnt personalities. Like people that are all so different it seems like they're from different countries.
Tapioca: Huh. Where would we find anyone like that?
Latte: ...Yeah thats the problem.
Hours later
Tapioca: OMG! I think I just figured our cast out! :D
Latte: Well spit it out then!
Tapioca: Oh, you think I should do that? Instead of just talking for a lengthy amount of time about how amazing it is that I figured out the perfect cast?
Latte: YES!
Tapioca: Oh, ok then. ;) I was thinking of the Hetalia cast.
Latte: Hm. That just might work. But...How do we get them here?
Tapioca: Easy. The way you get any band of fictional characters into your fanfiction. *Begins shouting* Oh Hetalia characters~! Get over here now! I mean it, come over, evereyone! Axis, Allies, neutural, everyone!
Seemingly out of nowhere , the Hetalia characters arrive
America: Yo dudes, whatchya callin us out here for, its like 10:00 in the morining, I should be sleeping!
Latte: Um...well...
England: Shut up you over fed baffoon! !0:00 is way to late to sleep at any rate, and consider the fact that most of the other countries are here at what is their 4:00 am! Look at poor Japan over there!
Tapioca: Guys we were hoping...
Japan: Actually I'm quite used to early rising so...
France: Oh, you all complain but what about moi? I certainly haven't got enough beauty sleep!
America & England: SHUT UP! IT'S LIKE 4:00 PM THERE ISN'T IT!
Germany: EVERYONE BE QUIET NOW! Italy is still sleeping! If you vant to fight go do it outside!
Italy: Ve~ Germany...no need to yell...I'll kiss you so you won't be lonely...Do you want some pasta? (Still asleep.)
There is a long silence
...
Then everyone starts fighting and laughing and crying and everything all over again.
Latte: *twitching in irritation, grabs megaphone* EVERYONE, WILL YOU LISTEN TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIVES! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT AND IF YOU WON'T ALL SHUT UP I'M GOING TO START KICKING PEOPLE AND THIS WHOLE TRUTH OR DARE THING WILL BECOME A LOT MORE VIOLENT!
Tapioca: Woah, there. Calm down, heres some coffee.
Latte: *relieved sigh, takes the coffee, adds a lot of sugar* Um, so any questions?
There is a second silence
...
Prussia: So...the awesome and everyone else...are being ordered to play truth or dare?
Tapioca & Latte: *nod*
Prussia: Again?
Tapioca & Latte: *smile*
Entire cast sighs deeply
Tapioca: Oh, maybe we should introduce ourselves! I'm Tapioca. :)
Latte: Yeah, and I'm Latte. =)
Romano: Are you fucking serious?
Latte: Yeah. We're fucking serious. Don't get on my neves, I'm helping control this fanfiction.
Romano: ...Fuck.
Spain: Don't worry Romano, it shouldn't be anything that bad right?
Tapioca: Of course not! *grins evily* I promise you, we only have your best interests at heart.
Greece: ...So...for now...what are we...going to do...?
Latte: Wait until we get some dares I guess. Oh and truths. I forget about those usually.
China: Won't that take a while aru?
Tapioca: Maybe. Uh, considering how unpopular we tend to be...it's almost completely certain! :D
China: So...can I leave and come back when I'm needed aru?
Tapioca & Latte: NO. WAY.
China: But Russia is right behind me and its really freaking me out aru~!
Russia: Become one with Russia, Da~?
Latte: You need a new line.
Belarus: Nii san...marraige! Marraige! Marraige!
Tapioca: Her too.
Latte: They're perfect for eachother aren't they?
Russia: Noooooo~!
Tapioca: Totally. ;)
Belarus: Mwa ha ha, I have the writers on my side nii san~!
Russia is hiding behind random couch crying
Latte: Well, we gotta end this chapter somehow, so I think we're gonna go now. I want to go annoy Romano again.
Tapioca: And don't forget to review and send us dares and truths~! Please, we're begging you! And Latte, wait for me I wanna watch!
Latte: Bye then everyone!
Tapioca: Bye bye!
Romano: I hate my life.
The End! :D
P.S. We meant it, please please please, send us some dares! And truths! whatever! Thanks for reading! Oh, and we don't own Hetalia. I know. I was shocked too.