Okay, before all, this is NOT based or influenced by Twilight. I haven't even seen or read the damn thing. This is just something that came to my mind one day. You'll see my vampires are different from what you know.

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Two shadows flied through the darkened sky. One of them gracefully landed on top of a building. The other landed haphazardly, tripping and falling on the cold stone.

"Oww."
"Shhh." whispered the other. The shadow helped the other get up and signaled towards a dark, metal door. It silently opened it and walked in, the other one following.

Several sets of stairs leaded to the lower levels. They went down at an inhuman speed until they stood in front of a big, metal door. The taller, more agile one motioned the other towards a lock. The other pulled out a small knife and picked the lock. It pushed the metal door, that hit the other side with a very loud noise.

The taller one glared at the shorter.

The other muttered a small, fast, high-pitched "Sorry." and walked inside. The other followed. Each picked up a couple of boxes and proceeded to leave. They walked up the stairs and into the roof. They jumped off and started flying. They arrived at a tall apartment complex and entered the last floor, through an open window. The shorter one tripped again and landed on a strategically placed mattress, the boxes flying to the front. The more agile one sighed and turned on the light.

"I can't believe how clumsy you are."
It slid the hoodie covering it's head to the back. It was a young, tall male, blond hair covering his left eye, with a shadow of a goatee. He was wearing black clothing, a hooded sweatshirt and jeans.

The other one groaned and turned around. A young girl, bright orange hair, light brown eyes, wearing a black t-shirt and black, leather skirt and boots.

"I hate you."

The guy picked her up.
"Wrong."
He gently kissed her. She wrapped her arms around his neck. They pulled apart and she smiled as she jumped to the ground.

"I can't believe the trouble we have to go through just to get some damn pre-packaged donuts."

"Well, you could always start going around daylight, get a job and just buy fresh ones at the shop!"
"Hmph, yeah right! I'd rather eat'em stale. To mingle with mere humans, ah!"

She quickly opened a box and stuffed a jelly donut in her mouth.

"Nami, it hasn't been that long since you became a vampire."
Nami looked at him surprised, snacking on a crunchy chocolate donut.
"10 years isn't much?"
She stopped eating.

"Holy shit, I'm almost 30."
"No, you're still almost 20. Vampires don't age."

"Yeah, but still."

She fell on the couch, grabbing the box and taking out a frosted donut (with sprinkles).

"Sanji-kun, get me some milk!"

The other vampire sighed in annoyance and walked into the kitchen.

Nami raised an eyebrow.

"Now if I recall it correctly, if I'm almost 30 then you're almost 90, right?"

She sighed.

"Talk about an age difference."

Sanji walked back into the living room with a glass of milk and handed it to her.

"60 years is practically 1 year for vampires."
"Cool. That means that in vampires terms our relationship is only 2 months old. Do the math."
He laughed.

"Sit straight, I want to sit down."
She stuck her tongue at him.
"Sit somewhere else."
"But then I couldn't be next to you."
She blushed and straightened herself.

He sat down and slid an arm over her shoulders.

"10 years and you're still touched by simple romantic statements."
"Technically, 2 months. Want a donut?"

-

"Grr."
"C'mon, wake up, breakfast in bed."
The redhead turned around and sat up, smiling at him. Sanji was holding a tray. He gently placed it in her lap.

"What time is it?" she asked, staring at the plate of perfectly done pancakes in front of her.

"Ten thirty P.M."
"Hmm."
She slowly started eating.

Suddenly, a doorbell was ringing.

"I'll go get it. Just stay here and eat."

He kissed her forehead and walked out of the sleeping room, and into the hall.

He slowly opened the front door and smiled.

"Robin. How's it going?"

"Oh, everything's fine, there are heavy suspicions of a terrorist attack on Wednesday, some people are going to be executed on Thursday and the world might end on Friday, but I doubt it."

"Hmm, optimist as always I see."
"Are you going to let me in?"
"Oh yeah, sorry."
The woman, wearing a short, Gothic style black dress, walked in and glanced around.

"Oh, you repainted. It looks good. White wasn't very appropriate for a vampire couple. Black is much, much better."
"I suppose you aren't here to discuss our decorating job. What is it Miss Foreseer?"

"Please, don't call me that. A true foreseer predicts thing with a 100% certainty. I can only sense things that might happen."
Nami walked into the hall.

"Robin?"
"Ah, Nami-chan. Pink pajamas don't suit vampires."
The vampire blushed.
"Shut up! Why are you here?"
"There are...Some things that need to be taken care of."
"We don't have to kill anyone do we?"

"No, just...Talk to somebody."
"To who?"
"A very...Special person."
"Why are you pausing so much."
"I'm having...Some respiratory...Problems."

"Oh, Is it bad?"
"Well, I'm...Immortal...So no."

She coughed horribly.

"Ah, much better. Where were we? Oh,yes,the problem at out hands. My friend Franky has an apprentice. The problem is...He's human."
Sanji laughed.

"And you want us to introduce him to our side of the world."
"Yes, the side with the demons, and beasts, and magical creatures like vampires and werewolves."

Nami groaned.
"Crap. We're going to have to wake up early. Like 5 PM or something."
"Did I tell you we're going to offer you a reward."
"I'm listening."

"500 coins. Enough to deal in the underworld for a long time."
Nami grinned widely.

"Deal! When do we have do talk to the sucker?"
"Tomorrow."
The redhead groaned.

"I'm going back to bed. I'll need all the energy I can get."
-

The blond hugged her tightly and licked her neck.

"Sanji,we need to sleep."

"It's only 9 AM."
"We need to get up at 5."

"I need you."
"Man, you're such a sex addict!"
"No, no, no! Love addict, please."
"Sanji..."
"Please."
"Oh no, don't, no puppy dog eyes!"

"Nami-chan..."

"Fine, fine, fine, whe'ver!"
-

"Grr, I hate you!"
The redhead sat on the leather seat and crossed her arms.

"Are you seriously that sleepy?"
"Yes!"

"Then just sleep on the way there."
"Good ide-zzzz..."

Sanji just looked at her,mouth agape.
"Now, that is impressive."

He started the car and pulled out of the garage into the open city. He sneered.

"Too bright."

The car arrived at the location. A carpeting shop.

"Oh, are we there yet?"
"Nami, you surprise me with your ability to wake up at the best moments."
"Is that a yes?"
"Uh-uh. Let's go."

The two vampires came out of the car and headed for the shop. They stepped inside. A man with dark skin and hair looked at them.

"Oh, hello. Are you here to pick something up, make a request?"
"Oh, no." said Sanji, smiling evilly "We're just here to kidnap you and introduce you to the world of demoniac ways."
"Uh?"
He punched the man, who fell back.

"Wasn't there another way?"
"Well, yeah, but this way's funner. What's his name?"
"Uh...Uku, Ujo, Uso...Pah? Usopp, that's it!"

-

Usopp opened his eyes and looked around. The two strangers that appeared on Mr. Cutty's shop were standing in front of him.

"Argh, what's going on?"
"Mr. Usopp?" the redhead asked, smiling a bit.
"Yes."
"We're vampires."
"...WHAT?"
"Hmm, we're vampires. Blood sucking demons? Bats and stuff?"
"Va-va-va-va..."
"I think he has a speech disorder."

"No, he's just scared."
Usopp looked at both of them. With a sigh,he passed out.

"Well,crap."