Heyo everybody!~ I decided to do it. With the weirdest group of heroes ever Canada, Italy and Sealand, we go on a journey to fight aliens and restore peace...Bring it. x3
I hope you guys enjoy it!~ I'll do my best to make it good! and hopefully I get Sealand right xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, though part of me wishes I did xD

EDIT!: Sorry guys, I thought I had put what the words in German (or other) meant. So here they are.

Verdammt: Damn it

Komm heraus: Come out

Fick:...I's kinda obvious xD It means Fuck.

Dummkopf: Idiot (I think)

I think that was it, if there are more I missed please let me know in the reviews, thank you!~~


It was absolutely unforgivable! How dare he mock him like so and trash talk his scones like that!? In front of other nations nonetheless! It was unforgivable! England huffed and went to his room, storming to his wardrobe. He reached onto the top of it and retrieved a small silver key. He quickly unlocked the wardrobe and stepped inside, parting his coats, shirts and pants to the side. Behind all of his clothes was a hidden latch and that latch opened a hidden door. The latch was of course locked, he couldn't have America finding it and opening it now could he? With the same silver key, he unlocked the latch and opened the door, revealing stairs that led down to England's secret basement. England smirked and stepped inside, heading towards a nearby bookshelf in search of a certain book. He knew exactly what he was looking for. Yes...The perfect revenge for humiliating him like that. He wasn't going to really hurt him or anything, just give him a good scare.

He found the book he was looking for, now he just had to find the right spell. "Let me see here...Summoning, no...Cursing, no...Oh, what's this? 'March of the damned: A powerful spell to summon the living dead. Only use in real emergencies, and only for powerful mages. This spell is not recommended for weaker mages as it takes a lot of magic power to be able to summon and control the dead.' Hmm...No, that would be too much of a hassle...Oh here's a good one." England placed the book down on a small table that had papers and other books scattered across it. "Got to clean up in here eventually..." He got his wand and stood over the book, an evil smile on his lips.

America kind of felt bad for the Brit. He was always making fun of him. Although, a lot of what he said was true, he still felt bad. America ran up the steps and strolled down the hall, towards England's room. "Iggy!~ Hey Iggy, are you in there!?" He pounded on the door and frowned. No answer...Maybe he's out. America decided to try once more and see if he would answer. "HEY! England! There are aliens outside and they wanna eat my guts!" He waited and still no reply. Just as he was about to give up he heard England's scream.

America wasn't sure if he was screaming in anger or he got frightened by something. He heard something slam and barged into England's room. "Yo, Iggy, what happened!?" the very annoyed and angry Englishman greeted him with a thwack upside his head. "You bloody ruined one of my spells again! I was quite busy you know! What the bloody hell was so damn important that you needed to bother me!?" America scoffed and rolled his eyes. "Your spells? You can't blame it not working on me, your spells suck just about as much as your scones do!" England growled and crossed his arms. "You bloody wanker! I don't know what you've done! You might have just bloody cursed us all for all I know! Bloody hell!" america groaned and shrugged. "Whatever dude, I think we're already cursed what with having to stare at your obnoxiously huge eyebrows!" England glared at him and America laughed. "There is nothing wrong with my eyebrows! You bloody say one more thing and I swear to all that is bloody good!" America continued laughing as he went downstairs. "Whatever dude! I just wanted you to come with me to McDonald's!" England followed, thoroughly annoyed. "Fine! But you're paying, I'm not paying for that garbage you call food again!"

America chewed his food loudly and slurped his milkshake louder. England rubbed his temples and sighed. "America, please chew quietly and stop bloody slurping like that." America had reluctantly paid for the food and they ate in the car. Well, he ate, England argued that the food was disgusting and he would have none of the greasy monstrosities. America turned to him and started saying something with his mouth full, much to England's dismay. "What? America chew with your mouth closed! That is disgusting!" America slurped his milkshake and shrugged. "Whatever dude! You really shoulda gotten something, its good! Way better than your food!" England ignored him and looked out the window. His attention was soon captured by his phone, ringing loudly and vibrating in his pocket. He pulled it out and looked to the caller I.D before answering. "Hello, England speaking."

"Ya, ya! I know it's you! Vhat the hell dd you do!? Don't tell me you messed up one of your spells again, you Dummkopf!?"
"What!? What the bloody hell are you talking about!?"
"There a some weird ass...things running around my house! I don't know vhere Vest is and I can't find Italy or Japan either! Something tells me, YOU had something to do vith zis!"
"Oh bloody...I'll be right over. Can you describe these things? I think I might have an idea what happened..."
"I don't know! They're...weird and naked! Just come over here! You had better fix zis or I'll kick your ass!"

Prussia hung up and England sighed, glaring at America who had been listening in. "What happened?" "You bloody ruined the spell and somehow summoned god knows what! We need to head to Prussia's place. He said there were some things running around that looked weird and naked." America frowned and started the car. "gross...Do we have to go?" England turned away and furrowed his brow. "Well, considering this might be YOUR fault...Yes, we should go and see if we can help." america whined and complained but drove to the Germans house anyway.


Prussia hung up and ran a hand through his hair. This was very unawesome. His brother said he would check downstairs and see if Italy had come back with Japan but it's been about 30 minutes now. He peeked out the room but didn't see anything. "Verdammt! Vhere the hell are you, Vest!?" Prussia heard something thump and froze, looking to the door. He had left it open, and silently cursed himself for it. "Er...England, is zat you?" When there was no reply, Prussia started to become worried. "Komm heraus, gott verdammt!" Prussia heard another thump, this time much closer and looked around the room for anything to defend himself with. He searched the end table and found a revolver. Thankfully, it still had some bullets in it. As he turned around, the creature came running around the corner, growling and baring its human-like teeth. Prussia shot at it, hitting it's arm and shoulder. However, bullets seemed useless on the creature as it continued running straight for Prussia.

It looked to be similar to a human child, with a humanly child sized head and body proportions. However it had much smaller, beady eyes much like a dolls, and a very wide stretched mouth. It had human teeth except more than a human would have. It was freaky as hell but Prussia didn't have time to freeze in fear. He continued firing at it, missing two or three times and tried to run towards the door. He ran towards the door, around to the creatures left and reached out for the door. The creature, however, had a different idea. It turned quickly and sunk its teeth into Prussia's leg, grabbing onto him with it's sharp nails. Prussia yelled out and fell onto his knees. "FICK!" He turned and tried to pry the creature off but to no avail. The creature got off his leg and hissed, swiping it's claw at Prussia's face. Prussia yelled out again and groaned in pain. Before long, Prussia collapsed completely and was losing consciousness. The wound on his leg was bleeding badly but was also covered in some sort of gooey stuff. Prussia blacked out a few seconds later, the hissing of the creature the last thing he heard.


Geh! So here it is! I hope it's not too bad xD And please, if I got any of the German words wrong, let me know and I will correct it! x) Thank you and have a good day/afternoon/night!~

-Kayden out!~