So I started to re-watch the old Naruto episodes a while back. Well and I thought why not make an OC, who react like I would and say the things I always wanted to say to them.

With out further delay I present Mueko (mu-n → moon + neko → cat) Gomizu (go-suto → ghost + mizu → water) .

Before I forget Mueko is the surnamI do not own Naruto only my OC.

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Full summary:

Selfinsert. Landing in a different universe is awsome. In the Naruto-verse, well that can be dealed with. Forced to live in a 5 year old body with 18, bummer but hey you can start over again and do not have to go through the baby- and toddlerstage again. Remebering everything from your univerese, meh, maybe not so bad as long as nobody finds out. Having the great idea to change the outcome of the manga and being a ninja, what could possible go wrong.

Yeah you guessed right everything.
My OC Mueko Gomizu creates havoc in the Naruto-Universe. She´ll fix a few things and drive her team mates into madness. Enjoy the chaos of Mizu.

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As I was on the way out of my apartment I stopped to take in my reflection in the mirror in the hallway. I had this chain mail-shirt on, which was hidden by my long ruby red shirt. It didn´t have any sleeves but those fishnet stuff down to my wrists. I had black fingerless gloves on and forearm protectors on which I drawn a white tree. My trousers were also black and vanished into the bandages I wore around my ankles and calves. My ninja sandals were the same colour as my shirt and I wore my shuriken pouch on my right tight and two brown pouches behind me.

I wore my dark blue waist long hair open but had my two front bangs braided back and looped them around the rest of my hair creating the illusion of a braid, which kept them effectively out of my face. My hitai-ate was wrapped around my left forearm in the space between my protector and elbow. I tore my gaze away from my bored looking eyes, one of them arctic blue and the other emerald green, and finally left my apartment.

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"Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke" I grinned at their over dramatic reaction.

" And Mueko Gomizu. Next Team 8 Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino." I didn´t get to hear who team 9 was as I was distracted by Shikamaru and Ino.

'They never stop to argue, do they? '

Next Team 10 Yamanake Ino, Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Chouji. That it´s for the groups." As soon as Iruka-sensei had finished I nearly broke out in laughter as Naruto tried argue with Iruka-sensei as he was suppose to be the best student.

'Their going to be a fun little team.'

" Iruka-sensei why do I and Sasuke-kun have to be in a team with such a weirdo." Sakura said and pointed a finger at me, right after Naruto had finished his little rant. I huffed.

'I was the weirdo? Had she have ever looked into a mirror? At least I don´t have pink hair.'

"Enough! As their a 28 graduated student there has to be a team of four. Now sit down again. After lunch you will meet your new Jonin teachers until then class dismissed."

I slowly started to get out of my chair as most of the others ran out of the door as fast as possible. 'What a drag.'

"Oi. Naruto-kun." I said to the blond as he tried to leave.

"Sorry, Mizu-chan I´ve got no time." he called back to me as he just kept going.

'Rude.'

I stretched and left slowly the room in no hurry, since I knew that our Sensei would be late. How I knew that? Well being from a different universe, where all this is just a manga called "Naruto", had its perks. How I landed here I have no idea, my memory considering that incident is a little bit foggy. What I know was that, that I found roughly six years ago. Something about strange chakra signatures in the area and the third Hokage was so kind to let me stay in the village. I remember all of the Naruto related stuff, definitely more than I did in my universe, no idea why. What else? Well I was deaged form 18 to 6 so I ´m right now stuck in the body of 12 year old at 24. I always wanted to feel that way. The good thing was that I still got my mind as an adult but the opportunities of a child. I used the last 6 years to train, as I want to change a few things; I also practised drawing.

I arrived on my favourite roof to eat my lunch. Yes I have a favourite roof. It was always in the sun, well except if it rains, and it was so hight that I could eat without being stared at.

'I should help them out at their test but I don´t like Sasuke and Sakura that much. I just going to team up with Naruto.'

I finished my meal and sprawled on the roof.

'I´m just going to enjoy the sun for a little while before heading back.'

I loved to just lay in the sun. Not because I want a tan but due to the warmth. I just loved that feeling.

When it seemed to be the time to get back I packed my things and jumped down. It is so cool to be a ninja. You´re way faster than civilian and you don´t have to make detours because of houses and stuff, you can just jump on the roof and ran there. If there would be any cool climbing and jumping stuff it would just be like Assassins Creed. I miss that game and Da Vinci was so awesome and adorable. I arrived just in time to skip in the room as Naruto was just placing that eraser. As Sakura started to scold Naruto for doing such thing I sat down next to the window, through which the sun was shining into the room. Not a minuet after my arriving the door opened once again and Hatake Kakashi entered the room, only to have the eraser land on his head. I cracked a smile at that.

'Did he really didn´t see that coming or was he just too lazy t dodge it? That man is a miracle, even when you know the manga.'

I just turned in the conversation again as he told us we were a bunch of idiots, effectively stopping Narutos laughter and shock the other two into silence. He gave us a sign to follow him and lead us on the roof of the academy. As he leaned on the railing the rest of us took a seat on the steps in front of him.

"Let´s see why don´t you introduce yourselves?" he began sounding totally bored.

I tuned out again as I would either throttle Sasuke or Sakura for their stupid answers, I know they´re only 12 but geez a love sick puppy and I little boy, who is out for revenge. Not my favourite kind of people, right now.

"Neeee, Mizu-chan it´s your turn, everyone else already did it. Even Sasuke-baka." Naruto said, effectively breaking my trance.

"Well my name is Mueko Gomizu. What I like? The sun, the moon and the truth …..three things that can not long be hidden. What I don´t like? Stupidity that lowers the IQ of the whole street."

"My hobbies? Drawing and having people for dinner." I nearly cracked at that. How I miss Hannibal.

"And my dreams? Well I´m going to be the dark knight that this town deserve but doesn´t need at the moment." Everyone looked at me like I had two heads.

'If they think I just give them straight answers they are fools. And it´s funny to reverence to things they do not know, only to confuse them.'

"That´s why you´re such a weirdo." Sakura said in a high pitched voice. I shrugged.

Better than being pink.

"Alright." Kakashi-sensei broke in." You four all have unique personalities. I like that. We´re going to begin a mission starting tomorrow."

"What kind of mission is that?!" Naruto asked happily.

"First, we´re going to do something that we five can do."

"What,what, what, what is it?" Naruto is way too happy. Just turn it down a notch.

"Survival training." Kakashi-sensei replied.

"Survival training?" 'Naruto you are no parrot.'

"Why are we going to train when it´s a mission? We had plenty of training at the academy."

"Well maybe Sakura our training isn´t restricted to the academy and we need to train more in order to become a good ninja. Or Kakashi-sensei just wants to see what skills we have. Think before you talk." I barked at her. This whole situation was beginning to piss me of. And right now she was the most annoying.

'Grow a bloody backbone and don´t just give up after one try. I can´t wait until Tsunade trains her, she gives pinky a good confidence boost.'

"Gomizu is right. That is no ordinary training."

'Thanks.'

Naruto looked confused"Then, then what kind of training is it?" Instead of answering, Kakashi just laughed. Really really creepy.

"Creep." I muttered under my breath as Sakura asked what was so funny.

'That is no way in hell a funny laugh that is creepy laugh. Run as long as you still can.'

"Well, if I say this, I´m sure you four are going to be surprised." he replied, finally stopping with the creepy laugh.

"Out of the 28 graduates, only nine or ten" he looked at me.

'Hey it´s not my fault that we are an uneven number. '

"are going to become Genins. The other 18 or 19 are going to be sent back to the academy. In other words, this training is going to be a very hard test with a dropout rate of 66%.

See? You four are surprises."

'How can he say that? I already know that and Sasuke is as emotional as a rock, right now. We didn´t move a muscle. He should say two. Sakura and Naruto look like they´ve seen Deadpool without a mask for the first time.'

"No way! I went through so much trouble … Then what was that final exam for?" Naruto screamed. I leaned away from him and put my finger in my ear.

'Too loud.'

"That? It just picks out those who are qualified to be become a Genin." Sensei said.

"Whaaaaaaaat"

'Bloody hell, Naruto. I don´t want to become deaf.'

"Anyway, I´m going to determine you pass or fail tomorrow at the trainings ground. Bring you ninja equipment and meet at 5 am." I looked around me.

'Maaaaaaaaan that are some serious faces. Seems like the Sensei got to them.'

"Now then, meeting over. Oh yeah, don´t eat breakfast. You´re going to throw up if you do." And so he left, leaving four confused Genin behind. After a little while they started to head home.

"Oi, Naruto-kun. Would you wait for a second?" I asked him, Sasuke had already disappeared without saying goodbye.

'Ruuuuuude. '

Sakura was heading home too and I knew that Naruto would leave soon, too.

"What is it Mizu-chan?" I let myself fall back on my forearms as a looked over the rooftop.

After a while I sighed, it was a little miracle that Naruto was so quiet for so long.

"Say, you know the Kage-bunshin-no-jutsu, right?" He nodded.

"Would you teach it to me?" Whatever he expected me to say it was definitely not that, his jaw nearly hit the floor.

"Why?" I looked up at him raising a brow in confusion.

' Was that really such a strange request.'

"Why would you want to learn something from me?"

"It´s a useful skill and you are one of the few people I can stand. Furthermore we´ll have to work together tomorrow or we will not succeed." I said simply.

"EEEEEH! I CAN DO EVERYTHING. I WILL BE GREATEST NINJA, THAT HAVE EVER LIVED. BELIEVE IT." he shouted.

"Naruto-kun a little bit more quietly." Surprisingly he shut up.

"The idea behind having teams is that everyone of the member has an unique skill, which is needed for the mission. But they´ll need to work together in order to succeed. Every ninja has a weakness, yours for example is you temper. You act before thinking something trough, which leads to the assumption that you´re stupid. Mine is my laziness or to be more accurate my lack of interest in most things. I need a lot more time to get fully into something. A team has the function the minimise the weaknesses you have alone and strengthen your strengths. Therefore you have to stop thinking as I and start to think as a we. Everything you do can either be positive or negative for your team and the result of your mission. Therefore you are nothing without a team or something to fight for; without a purpose your will to fight will be broken. Did you understand that?"

He nodded enthusiastically.

"So I have to fight alongside the baka?" he asked suddenly.

"In the future yes. Tomorrow no." I hold up a hand to stop him.

"Right now Sasuke thinks he is better then us and he can do everything alone. He will have to realise that this will not lead him anywhere and he is weaker without a team. Sakura is high-over-heels in "love"" I scoffed at that word " with Sasuke. Therefore she will not help us and will only have eyes for Sasuke." I looked at him,

'he really seems to think over what I just said,'

then at the sky. "We should start training. I want to learn that jutsu tonight." I stood up and stretched out my hand to pull Naruto up. Without further delay we set out to one of the trainings grounds.

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I fell face first on my bed. I finally managed to master the kage-bunshin-no-jutsu half an hour earlier. I reached blindly for my alarm clock.

'So bright.'

I sighed it was now 4 o´clock, it was a good thing I send Naruto home after he shown me the jutsu. They would be at the trainings grounds at 5 am. I would have like to tell them but it would be strange if I knew so much about our sensei after our first meeting. I have good 6 hours to sleep and would still be there before Kakashi-sensei. After I set my alarm, I welcomed the depths of sleep.

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I groaned and buried myself further under my covers as my alarm pieced the silence.

'Too early, way too early.'

"Calm the fuck down I´m getting up." I hated being woken up.

Still muttering under my breath I hived myself out of bed, ate fast and showered.

I took the bag with supplies, I had prepared yesterday before I had to go to the academy, and left my apartment. Yawning, I jumped from roof to roof to arrive at the training ground 5 minutes after 11 o´clock.

"Morning." I greeted my grumpy looking teammates.

"Where were you! We are waiting here for hours!" Sakura yelled at me.

"I overslept and I was hungry." she was silent.

'I shocked her into silence. Mission accomplished.'

"Morning everyone. Ready for your first day?" I tuned out as Sakura and Naruto yelled at Kakashi-sensei for being late and his ridiculous excuse.

' He really imitates Obito, doesn´t he?'

I tuned in again as there was an audible gasp and I saw Naruto in front of Kakashi-sensei, who had the younger´s right arm in such a way twisted, that the blond had his own kunai at the back of his head. I facepalmed.

' What did I say yesterday Naruto? Teamwork.'

"Don´t be in such a hurry. I didn´t say start yet." The silver-haired said as he shoved Naruto away from him.

"But you came at me with the full intention of killing me, so how can I say this, I´m actually starting to like you guys... Get ready...aaaaaaaaaaaaand start."

'He said he likes us. hehhe. Stop it we are not fangirling. '

I speed trough the woods trying to find Naruto as I still planned to form a team with him.

"You and me right now. Fair and square. Let´s go!" I nearly ran into a tree as I heard that voice. 'Naruto you idiot we had a plan. I explained to you the whole point of this exam, that was just yesterday.'

I began to head back. I know I had not much time before the Jounin would use his stupid move. 'Really that was molesting. Naruto could have sued him because of sexual harassment. '

I landed on a tree, surrounding the clearing, just in time to see Kakashi already behind the hothead. I sighed. A chakra enforced jump brought me right above both of them and a kage-bunchin-clone, I used as a step, gave me the speed and strength I needed to change my direction in a second. I threw a punch, intentionally missing our Sensei, and kicked Naruto out of the way and into the river.

I righted myself grinning.

"Sorry, Sensei but I can´t let you do that. You see he´s my teammate and moose, so I just can´t let you hurt him." Suddenly the area around the point where my punch landed cracked and dipped. Before either of us two could comment on that, two shuriken flew towards Kakashi, who just caught them on two of his fingers. A dripping Naruto emerged from the river. As I knew he would just get into on of his rambling modes, I interrupted him.

"Oi moose, get your arse over here and let us show Sensei why he shouldn´t underestimate us." Ignoring him for the moment as I knew he would summon his clones, I started to attack the silver-haired. A kick to his midsection was blocked, which I used as step once again, and let my other foot come down on his head. With both his hands full, I lunged at his throat and took him in a chokehold. My little match gave Naruto and his clone enough time to reach me. As the other clones immobilised his limbs, one of the Narutos punched Sensei, only for him to transform into Naruto in a puff of smoke.

"Naruto! Undo the jutsu." I yelled as the Narutos started to fight each other.

'I can´t fight for much longer. I might be able to use my chakra more efficiently then the others but I don´t have a lot of chakra to begin with. Furthermore is my arm hurting from punching that freaking ground.'

"A bell."

"No Naruto don´t..." too late that moron fell for the most obvious trap in the history of cartoon traps ever. I facepalmed as he swung up there, face down and both feet securely trapped in the rope.

"Stop moving. I going to cut you down." I yelled up at him.

"No you wont. Don´t let your enemy get behind you."

'Fuck,fuck, fuck. I dropped my freaking guard because I was busy with that idjit.'

At the last second I could roll away and got to my feet. As I span around to face Kakashi-sensei, I had to threw my arms up in an X-form to stop the punch that was thrown at me,only for a blood chilling cracking sound to fill the air.

'It huuuuuuuuuuuuuurts fuck fuck fuck. My pain tolerance is so fucking low.'

Was the last thing I thought before everything got pitch black.