A/N: this isss: kakuhida. Fluff, rape by Jashin. ^_^

Chapter 1:

Hidan swore as the inn came into view.

"Fuck, Kakuzu! We have to stay in this!"

He just grunted. Kakuzu was used to the whining. Secretly, he loved hearing his partners voice. They were extremely close. extremely. close. Hidan whined until they got inside.

"One room please." Kakuzu grumbled.

"Here, sir." the receptionist handed him keys, eyeing Hidan as they went past.

"Hidan. Order whatever for room service." Kakuzu ordered as he left the room.

Hidan called the desk, the lady seemed overjoyed when she heard who it was.

"I'll be right up"

"Fuck. Hurry, I'm fucking hungry."

The lady, more of a girl, ran up the stairs with the tray. She handed it to him, breathless.

"H-here." she gasped.

Hidan spotted some silvery glinting pendant around her neck but he ignored it.

"Fuck yeah! Thanks."

After eating some cheap food, he slipped into the shower. As he turned the water up till boiling point, he heard the door open and close.

Kakuzu stormed in then noticed the shower.

"Now's a good time to make a move." he thought as he slipped in.

Swearing, Hidan dropped the soap. As he bent over, somebody grabbed it for him.

"Let me get that." the deep voice of his partner startled him.

"U-uh. S-sure." Hidan blushed then cursed as he did so.

They took a shower together, Kakuzu doing most of the work for him. Hidan came out and lay in bed, getting it wet. Kakuzu came out moments later, drying himself. He spotted Hidan and rolled his eyes. Climbing into bed, he pulled the albino close and drifted to sleep.

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