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Hey. It's me & Shippo here, babysitting _, thankfully the lil tykes are watch'n TV ^_^
Ahh.. TV.. The babysitter's best friend ^_^
Shippo: "Jennie… that strange guy is still looking at me!"
Me: *looks around* "What in the blue hell?? Jerry what are you doing here?"
Jerry: "I wasn't looking at you Shippo." *sticks out tongue* "I was look'n at that dog like hotty over there." *points*
Me and Shippo: *looks* "What? Inuyasha what the hell are you doing here?"
Inuyasha: "I got bored."
Me: "Nooo…Kagome's mad at you huh? What did you do now? I know I shouldn't have left!"
Inuyasha: "She's not mad… she's just, you know, THAT time of the month."
Me: "How the hell do you know? You pissed her off!! What did you do? Did you talk bout that one chick you were in love with?"
Jerry: *pokes Inuyasha* "o0o0o0o he he"
Inuyasha: "What that hell?!?!?!?" *punches Jerry*
Jerry: *is unconscious* X_X
Me: *is laughing so hard that I fall outta my chair* "Poor Jerry, no one will ever give him any love'n."
Inuyasha: "Aren't you supposed to be watch'n these two lil brats?" *points down*
Me: "Gabby, Michael!! Get off of Inuyasha!!!"
Gabby: "But he's so soft and cuddly" *puppy dog eyes*
Me: "I know, but still, get off. Besides you can play with Shippo" *gives them Shippo*
Shippo: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Inuyasha: "Have fun" *laughs*
Shippo: "Jennie you're gonna pay!!!" *growl*
Me: " I know, I know" *giggles* "besides, just turn into a puppy."
Shippo: "Hey.. NO, DON'T put THAT in THERE!!" *runs away and gets behind me* "Jennie they were try'n to put coins up my nose" (hey what did you think they were doing to him? 0_o)
Me: "Poor Shippo. Don't worry, we only got less than 5 hours of this then we can go home" ^_^
Shippo: "ONLY 5 hours! Great!" *faints*
Inuyasha: "Why did he faint?"
Me: "Beats me.
Jerry: *is still unconscious*
Me: "Hey.. How hard did you hit him?"
Inuyasha: "I dunno.. Maybe too hard." ^_^
Me: "God Almighty help you if he doesn't wake up" *evil stare* "Cuz if he isn't awake by the time we leave, YOU'RE DEAD"
Inuyasha: "What are we gonna do for the next 5 hours? How do you handle these lil brats?"
Me: "DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!! Gabby, Michael, get off of him NOW!! I don't care if he IS soft and cuddly, just play outside or something!"
Gabby & Michael: "ok" *goes outside and start throwing rocks in the pool*
Me: "DAMMIT" *is getting really angry* "STOP THAT"
Gabby & Michael: "ok" *stop* (this NEVER happens =***( )
Me: *starts to poke Jerry and Shippo to see if they'll wake up*
Jerry: *is awake* "What happened?"
Me: "Let's just say that Inuyasha DOESN'T like to be poked."
Jerry: "Did he do anything to me when I was out?"
Me: "No0o0o0o" o_0
Jerry: "Damn!"
Me: "eeeeewwwwww…" *shivers in disgust* "Jerry, you're a perv but I love ya!"
Jerry: "YAY! Can we have hot monkey sex now?"
Me: "NO" *hits Jerry* "besides, there's kids arround*
Inuyasha: *is extremely confuzzled*
Shippo: *is finally awake* "What did I miss?"
Me: "Nothing, ooohhh yea… I realized that I gotta do this again tomorrow!"
Inuyasha, Jerry, & Shippo: *faints*
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That's it for Ch.1 of Random Insanity if ya like,review, if you don't ehh screw you *flips off* he he just kidd'n review anywayz
Hey. It's me & Shippo here, babysitting _, thankfully the lil tykes are watch'n TV ^_^
Ahh.. TV.. The babysitter's best friend ^_^
Shippo: "Jennie… that strange guy is still looking at me!"
Me: *looks around* "What in the blue hell?? Jerry what are you doing here?"
Jerry: "I wasn't looking at you Shippo." *sticks out tongue* "I was look'n at that dog like hotty over there." *points*
Me and Shippo: *looks* "What? Inuyasha what the hell are you doing here?"
Inuyasha: "I got bored."
Me: "Nooo…Kagome's mad at you huh? What did you do now? I know I shouldn't have left!"
Inuyasha: "She's not mad… she's just, you know, THAT time of the month."
Me: "How the hell do you know? You pissed her off!! What did you do? Did you talk bout that one chick you were in love with?"
Jerry: *pokes Inuyasha* "o0o0o0o he he"
Inuyasha: "What that hell?!?!?!?" *punches Jerry*
Jerry: *is unconscious* X_X
Me: *is laughing so hard that I fall outta my chair* "Poor Jerry, no one will ever give him any love'n."
Inuyasha: "Aren't you supposed to be watch'n these two lil brats?" *points down*
Me: "Gabby, Michael!! Get off of Inuyasha!!!"
Gabby: "But he's so soft and cuddly" *puppy dog eyes*
Me: "I know, but still, get off. Besides you can play with Shippo" *gives them Shippo*
Shippo: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Inuyasha: "Have fun" *laughs*
Shippo: "Jennie you're gonna pay!!!" *growl*
Me: " I know, I know" *giggles* "besides, just turn into a puppy."
Shippo: "Hey.. NO, DON'T put THAT in THERE!!" *runs away and gets behind me* "Jennie they were try'n to put coins up my nose" (hey what did you think they were doing to him? 0_o)
Me: "Poor Shippo. Don't worry, we only got less than 5 hours of this then we can go home" ^_^
Shippo: "ONLY 5 hours! Great!" *faints*
Inuyasha: "Why did he faint?"
Me: "Beats me.
Jerry: *is still unconscious*
Me: "Hey.. How hard did you hit him?"
Inuyasha: "I dunno.. Maybe too hard." ^_^
Me: "God Almighty help you if he doesn't wake up" *evil stare* "Cuz if he isn't awake by the time we leave, YOU'RE DEAD"
Inuyasha: "What are we gonna do for the next 5 hours? How do you handle these lil brats?"
Me: "DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!! Gabby, Michael, get off of him NOW!! I don't care if he IS soft and cuddly, just play outside or something!"
Gabby & Michael: "ok" *goes outside and start throwing rocks in the pool*
Me: "DAMMIT" *is getting really angry* "STOP THAT"
Gabby & Michael: "ok" *stop* (this NEVER happens =***( )
Me: *starts to poke Jerry and Shippo to see if they'll wake up*
Jerry: *is awake* "What happened?"
Me: "Let's just say that Inuyasha DOESN'T like to be poked."
Jerry: "Did he do anything to me when I was out?"
Me: "No0o0o0o" o_0
Jerry: "Damn!"
Me: "eeeeewwwwww…" *shivers in disgust* "Jerry, you're a perv but I love ya!"
Jerry: "YAY! Can we have hot monkey sex now?"
Me: "NO" *hits Jerry* "besides, there's kids arround*
Inuyasha: *is extremely confuzzled*
Shippo: *is finally awake* "What did I miss?"
Me: "Nothing, ooohhh yea… I realized that I gotta do this again tomorrow!"
Inuyasha, Jerry, & Shippo: *faints*
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That's it for Ch.1 of Random Insanity if ya like,review, if you don't ehh screw you *flips off* he he just kidd'n review anywayz