MOOOOOOO
One fine day in the underground city of Haven where all the men are weak, all the woman are ugly, and all the children are below average, Julius Root got locked in a closet.
It wasn't a particularly uncommon thing to happen. Especially not to the commander. Things like that ALWAYS happened to him. Always.
You may be wondering how he got to be locked in a closet in the first place. I'll tell you, shall I?
Well, Root was yelling at Holly for forgetting her shoes (yes, she forgot her shoes. How that happens, I have no idea) and she pushed him into a closet, and locked it.
She said that he deserved it. Root didn't think that he deserved it. He had been stuck in the closet for two hours.
There was also another problem.
Holly had tied him up and gagged him.
Holly was a meanie.
And there was also ANOTHER problem.
Root was hungry (And he was in love with Holly Short but that was a differnt story altogehter)
Root tried for the umpteenth time to kick the door down.
He failed.
Miserably.
Poor Root.
Root groaned and decided to wait until somebody opened the closet door.
Two long hours later...
Root mentally swore. He glanced at his watch and noted that he was supposed to go home an hour ago.
He began to hit his head against the wall in anger.
Needless to say, This did absolutly nothing for him.
Julius (ha! He can't hurt me for calling him that, cuz he tied up! ha!) decided that it was not a good idea to hit his head against the wall.
"Oh great. Now I have a fcking headache!!!" he yelled in his head.
Root kicked the door, hoping the it would open up.
It did not.
In fact, something else happened.
A bucket fell on his head.
And got stuck there.
Ah, the joys of life...
I randomly wanted to torment the commander.
So I did.