Naruto in Wonderland!
By Shounen-Ai
Dedicated to: Hiki-chan. In hopes that her love for the Naruto Fandom comes back.
Naruto Uzumaki stared towards the vast blue sky in a moment of peace. He now understood why his friend, Shikamaru Nara, always looked up to it when ever he got the chance. It was calming and it seems to wash your pains and regrets away from that moment. Naruto allowed a smile to grace his lips, it had been awhile since he smiled.
'A month or two.' he thought to himself.
Life was hard. No one cared about your excuses or your reasons. They cared about mostly your reputation and looks. For Naruto, the son of The Great Minato, this was no different for him. Minato Uzumaki was the mayor of his the great city of Rasengan. Thus Naruto becoming The Great Son. He knew well no one liked him, because of the curse he received when he was young. He didn't know why, but one day when he was being bullied by those who were jealous of his high title, he had awoke inside a cage. A monster was on the other side, chuckling in a insane way. Soon he awoke to the real world and found himself next to four corpses. People who had seen it all stared to him in fear and hatred. Ever since then. He'd be given glares and dirty talk when he was on his on. When he was with his father or any royalty (including the Royal Guards) they'd give him fake smiles.
Naruto hated his life. He wanted nothing more than to achieve his goal of becoming a traveler. That way, he'd learn more of the world, not from books and people's tales. He wanted to experience it himself.
"I want to leave…" he muttered under his breath, his blue eyes still glued onto the few clouds lazily making there escape from the town and into the miles of forest and woods. "Like a cloud…..come and go, without anyone noticing…" Naruto sat down and leaned against his favorite tree. The tree was old, yet always sprouted the most branches and leaves during the early spring. On the side of it was a large hole that was filled with dirt and small flowers.
Naruto closed his eyes, enjoying the breeze of the summer. It was so quiet and nice. He wondered if he could catch just a small nap..
"Shit. I'm late." Naruto's eyes popped open in time to see a male rushing in his direction. Naruto wanted to ask what he was talking about, but the words soon died in his throat once he got a good look at the newcomer. Black hair with longs bangs at the sides of his face. The back of his hair stuck out like a raven's feather. His skin was pale like the moon during a dark night. His eyes were dark like charcoal and seem to suck Naruto inside. The male outfit seemed to match him well. Black fishnet shirt. White armbands. Black skin-tight jeans. Black boots.
But what surprised Naruto was the long white rabbit ears that stuck up from his head. Once the male flashed by Naruto, Naruto knew well he had saw a rabbit tail. "Wa-wait a minute!" Naruto turned around to catch a glimpse of the man again, but found him missing. "What? He couldn't have disappeared that quick…" He muttered to himself, looking around for any sight of the man.
"Hey you idiot. Get out my way." Naruto turned to see the man at his side, glaring deadly at him. "Move. I'm in a hurry." Naruto glared back, not really liking the guy's tone. "Ask a bit nicer and I might think about it!" Naruto crossed his arms to show he wasn't going to budge. The rabbit-man tsk-ed. "And why should I?" Black eyes scanned the boy's body. "You're a weird girl. I'd expect you to melt into goo just by me talking to you."
"Girl?!" Naruto shot up, his finger inches from the boy's nose. "I am not a GIRL you BASTARD!" The rabbit-man scowled, his ears drooping down a bit to block out the shrieking voice. "If your not a girl. Why are you wearing a dress?" Naruto blinked, soon feeling a strong breeze underneath him. He looked down to see that he was clothed in a dress. A very puffy dress with a white apron and a large bow in the middle. Heck, at least it was orange.
"WHAT THE?! WH-WHY AM I IN A DRESS?!" Naruto hopped around, tugging at the new clothing. The rabbit-man rolled his eyes at the stupidity of Naruto. "Move moron. I'm late enough." he pushed the boy to the side before diving into the hole. Naruto turned around in time to see a bright light flash out. "WAIT A MINUTE YOU BASTARD!" Without thinking, Naruto followed behind, and soon found himself falling down a rather long portal.
Naruto screamed and flailed his arms in hopes that he could fly. Soon he felt the puffy dress fill with air from below and stop his fall, allowing him to float down slowly. Well that was one good reason for having the dress on. A wolf-whistle entered his hearing, making him look down to see a floating rabbit-man smirking up at him. "Nice underwear moron." Naruto squeaked, closing the dress and felt himself began to fall again, only this time being caught by the collar by a certain rabbit-man. "Watch where you fall moron." the male whispered huskily into the boy's ear. Naruto resisted the urge lean closer to the man. "My name isn't 'moron'! Its Naruto you bastard!!" Rabbit-man smirked. "And my name isn't 'bastard'. Its Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke leaned over, placing a small kiss on one of Naruto's whiskered cheeks. "See you around." He released Naruto and flew off into a random painting that appeared at the side. Naruto screamed as he fell deeper into the unknown place.
A large pond surround by a forest was the new scene. Soon bubbles rose from beneath the water and a familiar tanned hand shot up, grabbing the leaning branch. Naruto surfaced and began to gasp for air. He scanned the area and soon looked up to see the hollow tunnel he had fallen from. "That…BASTARD!" Naruto pulled himself on the grassy surface, squeezing the remaining water from his dress. "He knew there was a pond down here! He knew I'd fall in it and come out looking like a drowned dog!" Naruto plopped on his behind, taking off his soaking shoes and white frilly stockings. "When I find him. He'll wish he had never met me!" Naruto tossed the items to the side, not really caring where they landed.
"Ouch!" Naruto blinked, looking over to see a girl with one of his shoes in hand. The girl looked to Naruto with an intent to kill in her eyes. Green eyes. Pink hair. Body covered in a pink yukata. "Ah! I'm sorry!!" He soon was rushing off in another direction in hopes of not being slaughtered.
"GET BACK HERE!!"
"I'M SORRY!!"
WHACK
Naruto's shoe found itself next to an unconscious blond. Naruto was soon pulled up from the ground and shook furiously. "Do you have any idea how rude that was of you!? I might have got a scar from that ridiculously hard shoe of yours!" Naruto soon regained conscious and got a good look at the girl.
"Wow.."
"WHAT?!"
"..Your pretty…" The girl blinked before dropping Naruto and giggling. "Why thank you!" She blushed a bit before looking away from the boy. "I'm sorry about that. I get mad easily." Naruto sat up and rubbed at his head. "Yeah…I can tell…" he muttered. The girl turned back to him with a smile. "I'm Sakura, a flower spirit! What's your name new boy?" Naruto looked to Sakura to ask her what the heck a flower spirit was. But soon stopped himself when he noticed that her hair was made from cherry blossoms. "I…uhh…I'm Naruto…" Sakura nodded with a confused expression. "We've never had a Naruto spirit before. Did the Queen create you recently?"
'The Queen?' Naruto was lost and Sakura noticed.
"Wait, you don't know the Queen…then you must be an outsider!" She gasped out. "I've never seen an outsider before! Usually the Royal Guards catch them by now! You must know some type of strong magic that's concealing your aura if they don't know you're here." Naruto just nodded, pretending to understand. Sakura beamed happily to the boy. "Wow. An outsider. My first time seeing one…and your so cute! Maybe your related to a Uke spirit!" Naruto was very lost.
"Oh sorry! Anyway, are you looking for a way home? I might can help you to the escape route." Sakura insisted, helping the boy up. Naruto thought for a moment, wondering why he was he in the first place. There was sleeping, falling, Sasuke, and a pond.
"…THAT BASTARD!!" Naruto looked over for the duck butt haired male. "Uhh, bastard?" Sakura questioned. Naruto turned back to Sakura, grabbing her shoulders. "Yes! A Rabbit-bastard by the name of Sasuke Uchiha! Have you seen him!? I need to kill him and-" he paused once he noticed how red the girl's face had gone. "Hey, are you okay?" He asked, placing a hand on her forehead. 'Wow, she has a big forehead.' he thought to himself in awe. The girl lowered the boy's hand and pointed behind him with a gaze.
Naruto looked back and gasped. "YOU!" Sasuke was currently leaning against a tree, eating a tomato. Sasuke looked over with a rose eyebrow and smirk. "Me?" he replied, tossing the last piece of tomato into his mouth and swallowed it. "YES YOU! YOU BASTARD! YOU KNEW I'D FALL INTO THAT POND!!" Sasuke chuckled at Naruto's angered expression.
"Cute."
"EH!? DI-DID YOU JUST CALL ME CUTE?! YOU BASTARD!! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Naruto was ready to charge for the man but was held back by a very strong Sakura. Sakura looked to Sasuke in awe. "H-Hi Sasuke-san! How are you? I-I haven't seen you in months!" Sasuke shrugged, not really in the mood to talk to his number one fan. Sasuke reached into his pocket, pulling a small golden watch. His eyebrows twitched. "Fuck. I'm later than usual." He soon raced off into the dense forest. Naruto got out of Sakura grip and followed. "GET BACK HERE BASTARD!!" He shouted after.
"Naruto! Wait! Its too dangerous for you to be running into unknown territories!" Sakura yelled, soon chasing after the boy. "And don't hurt Sasuke-san!" Naruto ignored the girl as he tried to keep up with the boy. The many dense trees were getting in his way and he wasn't sure if he'd be able to keep up.
"Uchiha!" He shouted. Sasuke looked back with a smirk and gave him a quick wink before hopping over a log and vanishing from site. "Naruto! Wait!" Naruto made a jump for the log, but was tackled down by Sakura. "Ouch! Sakura-chan! Let go! That bastard is escaping!" Sakura slammed her fist against the boy's head. "Look down you idiot!!" Naruto did while rubbing his head and gaped. Just behind the log was a large waterfall. He could see Sasuke hopping from cliff to cliff until he got to the other side of the river. Naruto saw Sasuke look up to him. Sasuke placed two fingers to his lips and then motion them in Naruto's direction before disappearing in the forest again. 'That bastard!' Was the only thing Naruto could think of as he could feel his cheeks heat up.
Shounen-Ai's Note: The next chapter should be up tomorrow!
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