A/N: HEY! . i have a lot of fics right now. Empty, Empty's sequel, Family, Akatsuki Diaries, and a fanfic i promised to a follower :3

This is a crack-fic. Implied yaoi. Short yaoi scene in beginning.

It's what the Akatsuki does in between missions ^3^ lmao. And what everyone else does. Talks about other fanfics. :3 and my two faves on youtube: Tenshi and Dana. An online fanfic. Chatrooms involved xD

(Online fanfic)

Madara smiled softly as he kissed Pein.

"Enjoying yourself?" he asked

Pein answered with a moan.

(ping!)

Pein looked up. Somebody was messaging him on Achatsuki. Madara had gotten obsessed with the internet and demanded that they get laptops for everybody. And a website. Pein sighed and clicked on the tab.

(convo:)

WorldDomo_Lollipops67 missed call

WorldDomo_Lollipops67 missed call

WorldDomo_Lollipops67 says:

PEIN! MESSAGE ME! I demand you message me this instant!

(sent at 8:37 PM)

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

-_- omg Madara. Shut up please. I'm trying to do work that YOU ASSIGNED!

(sent at 2:49 AM)

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

I'm watching you. I installed a program where I can watch your computer on the laptops. You really like yaoi with you n me Pein? Laughing out loud.

(sent at 2:51 AM)

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

WTFH MADARA! MY COMP IS F-ING PRIVATE! DUDE! -_- and it's lol not laughing out loud. Baka.

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Well then. But I read that same fanfic, if you want me to we can roleplay like that. Lol.

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

-_-" i'm good. Thx. _

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

What does thx mean? And i love all the funny faces you manage to create with your keyboard. Lol.

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 updated their status:

Online in public chatroom for ninjas.

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

I'm on public chat too. And thx means thanks.

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Oh. And want to chat on public chatroom?

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

Sure?

Public Chatroom for all shinobi:

Kyuubi_Orange says:

And then I was like: Rasengan! And Sasuke was like: Chidori!

Pink_Lover:

-_- riiiight. Sasuke is better then you.

(WorldDomo_Lollipop67 logged on)

(Gingers_Have_Souls logged on)

Pink_Lover says:

Great. Akatsuki.

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Hello, fellow shinobi! I'm online!

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

-_- please excuse Madara-sama he's new at this.

(Emo_Uchiha logged on)

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says: SASUUKKEE! Why won't you accept my request to be your friend?

Emo_Uchiha says:

Dammit guys! Why didn't you wanr me mada was on?

Kyuubi_Orange says:

I didn't know until now! I was eating ramen!

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Who's mada? And what's wanr? Lol

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

I'm so sorry. You all get one free life pass next time I see you. -_-

Pink_Lover:

O-O can he be any more dense?

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Who? Lol :) if you cannot tell, that is a smiley face. Not a colon right next to a parenthesis lol.

Kyuubi_Orange says:

Apparently _

(Raven_or_Weasel logged on)

Raven_or_Weasel says:

Hey guys. Hru?

Kyuubi_Orange says:

Hey Ita. Not bad. Mada's on -_-

Pink_Lover says:

Better with you here.

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

ITACHI! And who is mada?

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

Ita. Ur bros on.

Emo_Uchiha says:

NIISAN! I WILL KILL YOU! AND I HATE YOU! I miss you though! And yeah, no duh Pein. Course im on.

Raven_or_Weasel says:

Otuoto! Hru? Eating healthy? Training? Hope u strech b4 training, u could pull something. And i miss you too.

Kyuubi_Orange says:

Ttyl guys. Night.

Pink_Lover says:

Don't b late 2morrow! And same :P

(Kyuubi_Orange logged off)

(Pink_Lover logged off)

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

What does ttyl mean? And you misspelled stretch, Itachi. Also, everyone misspells a lot of things. U instead of you? I don't understand it.

Gingers_Have_Souls says:

-_- thanks Madara. Gonna go guys. Mada is pissing me off. Ttyl. Night.

Emo_Uchiha says:

Night. And oniisan, I'm eating fine. I train a lot. And i stretch. God.

(Gingers_Have_Souls logged off)

WorldDomo_Lollipop67 says:

Who's mada?

Whoops he logged off already.

(real life)

Pein sighed as he leaned back into his chair.

"Damn Madara." Pein got into bed and fell asleep.

A/N: ooooOOO! Please tell me: do you want actual yaoi between them? Or just more funny online stuff :3

Pein: -_- dammit Madara. You're hopeless.

Madara: -3- no im not! U r hopeless. HA! SEE WHAT I DID THERE! Wait, Erun-chan?

Erun: -_- what.

Madara: can you change "see" to "c"

Erun: no.

Madara: :C

Erun: -_-

Madara: xC

Erun: _

Madara: X'C

Erun: Review

Hidan: FOLLOW!

Kakuzu: -still blushing from diaries (read akatsuki diaries)- f-favorite