Fundam SEED Chapter 1: A new beginning ending end begins.
In the last episode of Gundam SEED was the epic battle between Kira and Masky McNotChar. After the Providence Gundam got esploded, Kira recieved one last com link from Masky.
"You fool. Now you have to deal with it. Tell ATHRUNZALA he's fucked."
AS Kira said, "get the fuck out of my Gundamu," he contemplated whether or not that was Masky fucking around with him. Well he went back to the Space Base in Space and there he discovered one little ATHRUNZALA weeping in a corner.
"Why did you kill Masky, he was only 22, he loved to play Space Donkey Kong on his day off unless he had shopping to do or something that would prevent him from playing it... You bastard!"
"What" Kira said cuz he wasn't paying attention.
"He was my lover you bastard. Now you've gone and killed him. He was pregnant with our child.
"You have got to be fucking with me, right?" Kira said while watching the space game.
"Yeah, I am. I wondered how you would react to that."
Suddenly the space alarm sunded. Everyone ran to the bridge where they found an giant egg that was just sorta there.
Despite how everyone there was thinking that it was going to be used for the celebratory Omelette Party, Captain Murrue had to ask who'sw it was. But before she could say that it hatched into a beautiful yound boy that looked around 6.
"What the hell is that," shouted everyone in sync somehow.
"I am the son of both Mu la Flaga and the ship itself. I was not born previous to this moment, but rather in the far flung future because my Dad is a time traveler. Then he and the ship screwed eachother and then my Father Mu brought me back with him only in time for him to deploy and die. I then went to the future and came back six years later in a protective egg. And you know the rest of the story."
Everyone was incredibly confused. They all saw this young man with no hair but also hair just sorta floating around him. He was rapiddily aging until he looked about 29. That was when the hair binded to his body and he looked like some sort of god, since he had rainbow colored skin despite being white and also being the spitting image of his father if Mu weren't completly ugly like he was. He also had a gun for an arm because he was part space ship, but also because MEGA MAN. Bitch...
"You all may call me Elg la Flaga, or ELF for short," said ELF as he shrunk to three feet and his balls retracted. "As your new captain and head F.U.N.D.A.M. pilot, my first command is to bring me to the nation of Japan."
"Japan?,"Kira said because he doesn't know what "Japan" is.
"The space colony. Ya know, right next to the Neo America colony. I must be from further in the future then I thought. Fine, just land on Earth or some space colony, I don't give a shit. I'm gonna go practice Karate on the outside."
"But it's space outside." Athrun said with his stupid face.
"I'm part space ship, so I have an internal shut up Athrun. I don't need air." and with that ELF jumped out the front window and used his magical Karate to fix the window before anyone died."
Kira walked around the ship not really caring about the stupid shit he just witnessed. and dicided to confront ATHRUNZALA about what he heard from Masky McNotChar.
"So what was Masky talking about when he said we have to deal with it and that you're fucked."
"I never told you about this but, my family comes from an ancient line of monster fighters. We were the leaders of the tribe and as a result the strongest of the tribes. Through our power we became the leaders and we were the first to fight the greatest monster of the universe, the GAMMO. At first we couldn't defeat the monster so all the tribe fought it at once. We couldn't defeat it, so instead my family has to pay it tribute in the form of human food. My mother was the most recent one to be sacrificed, which is why my father created the ZAFT, he wanted to destroy the GAMMO. But he went crazy and then he went dead. So now I have to get eaten by the giant space monster GAMMO."
"Don't worry, I'm sure we can defeat it with our gundamuz."
That was when Olf walked in from the ceiling. "No, you can't beat the GAMMO with GUNDAMs. I was sent back with the technology required to defeat the GAMMO once and for all. The FUNDAM.
WHAT IS FUNDAM. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT.