This is stupid and pointless. And for those who don't know me, this WILL HAVE YAOI IN IT!
ONESHOT
The doors to the elevators were closing until a hand appeared, shoving it opened. Rei raised an eyebrow as the captain of the Demolition Boys stumbled into the small pace. Behind him, Bryan snickered before moving forward swaying dangerously.
Tala sneered at the oldest teen, shooting him the bird as he grabbed onto the railing to steady himself. The smell of alcohol reached the neko-jin's nose. Rei's nose scrunched up at the powerful smell but he decided against saying anything about it as Bryan shoved past him, almost losing his own balance.
Tala smirked, raising an eyebrow. He said something in Russian to which Bryan snarled something back. Rei had no idea what they said, and quite frankly, didn't want to know.
"Which floor?" Rei asked politely.
"The only floor we stay on," Tala snapped. Rei shrugged and pressed the button for the fourth floor. The raven haired teen watched as the door closed, silently praying someone else would jump in. Like hell he wanted to stay stuck in a small place with two obviously drunk Russians, one who had put him in the hospital nearly three years ago.
As a slight jerk signaled that they were going up, both of the said Russians grabbed onto the railings. Halfway up to the fourth floor, the elevator jerked to a stop as the lights went out, leaving the three in darkness. He heard a few slights thuds then Tala and Bryan undoubtedly cussing in their mother tongue.
His eyes adjusted and he could see Bryan holding his forehead furiously snarling things in Russian. Tala was scowling as he rubbed his own forehead, glaring at Bryan before snarling a possible insult. Before Rei knew it the two were arguing and he bit back a groan.
First he had to share an elevator with two sadistic, drunk Russian and now he was stuck in the elevator with the two sadistic, drunk Russians who were now arguing. Rei just hoped it wouldn't turn into a war zone because Kai had warned him before not to get around either of them when they were in a bad mood though he had not explained what he had meant.
Tala suddenly shoved Bryan with such force that they both would have fell had the side of the elevator stopped Bryan's fall therefore stopping Tala's fall also. Rei watched, waiting for Bryan to start punching the hell out of his smaller captain.
Bryan pushed Tala away, but didn't let go. In a fluid motion, he spun them both around then shoved Tala against the wall then did something that Rei wouldn't have believe had it not been for Tala wrapping his arms around Bryan's neck.
Rei blinked, then blinked again but the image before him never changed. The two most insane people Rei had ever met were kissing. Thoughts ran all around his head before it finally sunk in. A loud thud made Bryan and Tala pull away from their fiery kiss. Tala stared at him blankly before pulling his lover back into a heated kiss. The would deal with Kon later. Or better yet, someone else could worry about cause all the Tala cared was getting his team's room and making sure that both, his and Bryan's, clothes were gone.
After all, sex was sex, something Tala would never pass up on and some stupid cat person wasn't going to ruin it for him.
As I said before, it's stupid and pointless. Review if you want.